I believe in the heart of the cards So I summon https://i.imgur.com/JDceCAb.jpg In defense position and place the crubby patty secret recipe face down, i end moi turn

sweet mother of god. there is one being that can disperse all of this raw power. i summon https://i.imgur.com/Jkcu5mO.jpg in defense position ready to counter and place entire shrek 3 script card face down, i end my turn.

looks like i won.

don’t get your hopes up too quickly waternoose for i have an ace of my own i summon https://i.imgur.com/4EmuCGn.jpg in attack position and place the diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules book translated completely in arabic card faced down, i end my turn.

ah a worthy opponent! i call in backup i summon https://i.imgur.com/l2Dx2NP.png Thanos Beter gives big bungus evasion and infinity gauntlet for one turn. i place down the original shrek on vhs face down i end my torn.

the power possessed by the mad titan may seem great at first... however that can be changed by the use of a single monster at my disposal! i summon https://i.imgur.com/hZqYNUP.jpg the man with alzheimer’s boosts the attack power of franklin tattoo and grants him the ability to forget the next attack dealt to him, essentially giving him invulnerability until after he’s struck once. i place the entire cracker barrel menu face down, i end my turn.

It's 2:49 AM

shh

OH HO SUCH POWER. but you underestimate me. big bungus attacks with great power and it was deflected. Thanos Beter retreats i summon support https://i.imgur.com/smrccae.jpg The stinky monky has a 50% chance of attack not hitting at all or a whole ko because the stink is so dense anything that goes near it ether retreats or straight up dies because of the stench. i lay down season 5 episode 4 of fanboy and chum chum card face down i end my turn.

It's time for my online classes

it appears my range is going to be limited until i can get rid of that other monkey. the man with alzheimer’s retreats, forgetting what he was even doing here. i suppose now would be the great time to equalize our numbers on the field. i summon https://i.imgur.com/zgfKj0A.jpg android 16 will latch onto any combatant in his general vicinity and self destruct, ultimately destroying himself and the enemy instantaneously. i place a burger king impossible whopper coupon face down, i end my turn.

what a nice choice my friend but unfortunately i have to do something about it. i shall go ahead and retreat my monky. i go ahead and attack , killing my big bungus and your android 16. i summon my next combator https://i.imgur.com/oX5Bee6.png behold liberal spider crab i also summon my partner in crime https://i.imgur.com/5dOAC23.gif behold stretchy katty the kat it will stretch itself over liberal spider crab acting like a shield, one hit and it will die. however it will leave you with a poison effect for 3 turns. i place magikarp pokemon card face down. i end my turn.

i see, sacrificing one of your monsters to take a more defensive approach this time. piercing through your defenses seems to be my only option at this moment. i send franklin tattoo to attack stretchy katty the kat, inflicting himself with the poison effect. ...and this shall reduce the amount of damage dealt to old benjamin. i summon support https://i.imgur.com/2kSPFbQ.jpg clad in his ssstylish pizza tracksuit, dante emits a smell of fresh, hot and ready pepperoni pizza, halving the damage of any ally caught in the scent. i place a physical copy of madden 11 for the Xbox 360 face down. i end my turn.

That was a awesome post but still what in the hell was that.

great choice my friend. stretchy katty the kat is now dead but however your franklin tattoo has a poison effect for 3 turns i summon support https://i.imgur.com/LUAw7RM.jpg behold guy fieri yosh he attacks whoever attacks the liberal crab. he will not attack if you don't attack liberal crab. you can attack the yoshi but it will not do any damage. however it will leave you with an opportunity to strike mr crabby boi without getting attacked by yosh boi. yosh is now active for 10 turns. i go ahead and attack franklin boi, not doing alotta damage. i place a box of bee movie gummies by betty crocker face down i end my turn.

looks like i won. AGAIN!

my apologies, let’s resume, shall we. franklin tattoo is damaged by the poison, only taking half the poison damage. that dino looks like he will take franklin to favortown and back if i even make the attempt to attack that crustacean. i have the perfect card for this situation. i summon support. https://i.imgur.com/P9l4EjF.jpg behold john lennon pancake john lennon pancake will fling himself at any combatant, forcing the monster he meets to begin eating him. the consumption of the pancake has no effect on whoever eats it, however it will leave the monster distracted for a single turn. john lennon pancake willingly flings himself towards fieri yosh, leaving the dinosaur distracted by his deliciousness. franklin tattoo attacks the liberal crab, dealing a reasonable amount of damage. i place a document of the last of us 2 leaks face down, i end my turn.

ah my friend i thought you ran away from me. but now let the battle continue! liberal crab eats bee movie gummies and restores a big chunk of health. the yosh is distracted and has lost a turn. 9 turns left. i place a rubber sans undertale mask face down i end my turn.

What

sorry for the delay, i got caught up with something again... (damn you online schooling...) pizza dante and franklin tattoo play a game of madden 11, increasing their overall chad status (attack and defense). i place the bibble, not to be confused with the bible, written by none other than bill cosby himself faced down. i end my turn.

hey no problem liberal crab wears the sans undertale mask increasing his attack ludicrously. he attacks franklin tattoo only doing half of the intended damage. i place waluigi amiibo face on my nintendo 3ds xl. i end my turn.

the poisonous effect inflicts franklin tattoo with damage for a third time (i forgot to mention it in the last post), ending the duration of the effect. franklin tattoo looks to be giving out due to that strike he took head on, i should fix this quickly. franklin tattoo consumes the cracker barrel menu, yes you heard me right. rather than ordering a meal from off of it, he devoured the entire menu, replenishing a fair bit of his health. i place a monster energy zero ultra can face down. i end my turn.

hey no problem the waluigi amiibo gives liberal crab a tennis racket , a large amount of boiled up energy and a very attractive looking mustache. liberal crab attacks franklin tattoo 4 times due to the increased energy. each hit doing only a small amount of damage. however the last hit was a critical doing a surprising amount of damage. franklin tattoo is starting to look dazed. i call back my guy yoshi. i summon support https://i.imgur.com/YSggRcz.jpg behold hairy soap bar once liberal crab throws the soap towards franklin tattoo something surprising will happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i place Evander Holyfield's bitten ear on the table. i end my turn.

did i make it too hard?

https://i.imgur.com/WRp2dmP.jpg I summon Josephi his specialty move Is 5 Year Plan, it inflicts hunger to all sentient cards on the deck and then I end my turn

woah an entire week has passed already? anyways, franklin tattoo, in his weakened state, attacks the liberal crab, dealing a small amount of damage. franklin and dante also gets inflicted by joseph stalin’s five year plan, becoming famished in the process. i end my turn.

oh shoot! forgot about this thing. liberal crab throws hairy soap bar. franklin tattoo sees the soap bar and tries to pick it up. bill cosby runs up behind you and it's an instantaneous ko! i place a roll of flex tape on the table. i end my turn.

I am guywithPSvita alt but I am too lazy to swap Josephi attacks liberal crab with his sickle and rolls a d4 He does 2 dmg + the hunger bonus which doubles the damage I end my turn

Yuto_Akari i can confirm is my alt