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Ikea
Its an Ikea. I honestly don't know why you decided to come to the furniture/home improvement store. Or how much you're expecting me to tell you. Its an Ikea, they sell furniture and furniture sets. Lots and lots of furniture sets. After all, it is a very large store. Has to be, in order to fit all that furniture. Anyways, back to the story at hand. There is an Ikea.
wht he FUCK ikea agan
of course its Ikea again. Its a building. It didn't move.
Casually hangs out in front of the entrance "Haha, i'm not falling for that again!" Meteors IKEA
entur ikea sitsc coch i wnta biy
burns cna biy now pls
A meteor lands somewhere in the Ikea. The couch was pretty ok for a couch from Ikea. cashier: That'll be 2 dollars for the couch.
unicycles in ay bruh, you mind if i take a nap here?
Unintelligible muttering that could be mistaken for consent
"Oh really?" *walks to the most expensive bed and takes a nap*
i guess i can take that as a yes. thanks chief. momkey gracefully flips off of his unicycle, landing on whichever bed was closest to him.
rolls in