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Guide to summoning the old gods
Don't worry I'm an expert on this subject as I have done it once before.
You just need to summon 3 symbols of chaos (Ex: Fat makoto) and that's it! Have fun summoning old gods!
Please no
we don't need this again.
It needs to happen again
stop
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Never
May the true Old Ones have mercy on your soul.
Better guide for summoning old gods

1: Don't.
2: For real there isn't anything you need that you couldn't solve with like, a demon summoning or fairy pact.
The only way to unlock "Mmm I'm in bed" Is by summoning the old gods!
Bring forth the Old Ones and rejoice in the true state of the world!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4
What will a gnome do to the gods? Do tell.
THERES no mothman to stop me!
F A T M A K O T O
no fighting!!
Mothman has passed down his power to all of us
@pure-anon Agreed.
Then prove it @Inari
@HahaRIP https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=2386
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THOTS BE GONE
Yes...
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Two steps to go before the true rulers of the world return to us!
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I SHALL FOLLOW YOUR PATHS LORD
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NO! HEED MY WORDS MORTALS! THE OLD GODS WILL RETURN SOMEDAY TO UNLOCK THE NAKED MITSURU THREAD! YOU ARE ONLY DELAYING THE INEVITABLE
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Mothman did not die in vain. We won't let you or your kin revive the Old Gods. The Thot Patrol will stop your wicked ways!

THOTS BEGONE!
Chant: Casted
Fat makoto: releases
Thots: Gone
I am forcibly escorted to hell
there he goes
Simple.
1. Get blood transfusion from creepy crippled man
2. Die
3. Have a wet dream involving a doll and a kind old bloke
4. Kill dogs
5. Kill cool old furries
6. Cry
7. Repeat steps 4-7 a few times
8.Kill slug people
9. Cry
10. Repeat steps 8-9 a few times
11. Eat umbilical chords, at least 3
12. Kill the kind old bloke from earlier
13.Cry
14. Continue to cry
15. Old god shows up
Mission accomplished!

Optionally:
7b. Kill more old men and furries
8b. Cry some more
9b. Kill slug baby
15b. Kill old god to become slug god
B L O O D B O R N E
@hazama I thought I told you to get back to work! I will activate the fail safe I had Relius install in that body should you go off on your own
@Yuuki_Terumi
I'll join with you again if you can explain the details of Link Summoning to me in full detail
@hazama
During their Main Phase 1 or 2, the turn player can Link Summon a Link Monster from the Extra Deck by first declaring the action and then selecting the Link Monster in their Extra Deck that they intend to Link Summon. Following this, they send the requisite Link Materials they control to the Graveyard, equal to the number of the Link Number of the Link Monster. If a Link Monster is used as a Link Material, it may also be treated as a number of Material equal to its Link Number (Link Monster can be treated as either simply 1 material, or a Material equal to its Link Number). After that, the Link Monster is taken from the Extra Deck and placed on either the Extra Monster Zone or an unoccupied Link Point in face-up Attack Position.