(zooms by in my heelies) welcome to my Akirabucks bitch hope you like jizz coffee cuz you're stuck here forever

Lol, website seems fun.

i hope you enjoy your time here!!

Welcome to DIE.

Memes are over there, RPers are in the back room, Old Gods have been put to sleep and Mona is making sure they stay that way.

Anything else, please ask any of the attendants here and we would be more than happy to assist you.

Please enjoy your eternal stay.

I Provide the sustenance in the form of delicious definitely not Pineapple covered Pizza

What the hell dude, pineapple on pizza is delicious

(I agree but it's for the meme don't break K-Fabe)

Ya'll need pudding pops? Got a freezer in the back totally full ice cream. Don't mind the bloody mess in the fridge thought...Just don't open the fridge.

^this

They belong here.

Hey, hello. I'm Hazama, without the capital H. Let me just welcome you, and inform you of a few ground rules:
-Skate fast
-Eat ass
-Pray to the fallen Mothman
-Offer Mishimadmin sexual favors to fix the site, he's just one guy after all

Day 1: They have already accepted me. Nobody suspects a thing.