A Goro X Joker phanfic

As Goro was about to shoot Akira right in the head with his suppressed makarov, Joker yelled "STOP! Can we think about this for a second?"

Akechi then said"What? Of course not. My task here is to kill you. I will not fail this."

"Can we...do something fun at least before you end me?" Kurusu asked.

"Like what?" Goro said.

"How about you come a bit closer? I know you've been hungry for pancakes and I have...some here you might want to eat.*wink*" Joker said.

"Oh..well that is true. I haven't had any since I met you. What about the syrup though?"
Goro responded.

"I have some very...special syrup for you.."
Joker said.

"Ohh...okay.." *Goro goes towards Akira"

As Goro was walking closer to Akira, the phantom thief has been hiding something suspicious behind his back.

"Yeah..come closer so I can lube up THAT NECK OF YOURS WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD!!"

Akira then decided to slit Goro's throat with a dagger he has been hiding all this time from the police. He drank the crimson fluid from Akechi's lifeless body, and proceeded to eat what remains.

😈END😈