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What Exactly Is a Butt Potato?
--GOROAKETCHI-- I need an explaination
A BUTT POTATO IS GORO AKECHIS MASTERPIECE

IT IS A FRESHLY GROWN POTATO INSERTED INTO GORO AKECHIS ANUS SO IT GETS GODLIKE POWER AND PHEROMONES

I RECOMMEND BUYING BUTT POTATOES IN BULK TO INCREASE LIFESPAN AND GET BITCHES