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MynameisIgor
Rehabilitation
Would anyone be interested in my rehabilitation program? It will only cost $80/month, the fate of your future, and possibly the world.
TheWorld
That's expensive
Bag-Eyed_Student
Does it come with any benefits?
TheWorld
Saving the world
MynameisIgor
Benefits include
• being rehabilitated
• strong new relationships
• awakening
• probably death
TheWorld
Death is a good benefit
Souji Seta
can I skip to the death benefit
Bag-Eyed_Student
Alright, I'm interested.
Persona
Sounds like a good deal to me, but what would I know I'm just a butterfly.
Answer
$80 is out of my price range... I can barely afford pancakes right now
Persona
@Answer
You should make a deal with a powerful and possibly evil deity, then you could have all the pancakes you want.
Answer
If the opportunity presents itself I just might
Anubis
You fail to mention the bonus fees on Persona summoning from the compendium.
TheWorld
Max the compendium for cheaper price
Anubis
If he's charging us monthly for this then summoning should be free all together.
AtPoesMasquerade
Will this program make me one of the knowledgeable, brave, proficient, kind, and charming people in the world in under a year?
Because if so I'm in.
Migrant
What are the odds that you're actually a villain and by paying you I'm not only making you richer but also dooming the world?
Also will there be dropkicking lolis?
MynameisIgor
@Migrant You're overthinking that first part, but don't worry, once your rehabilitation is complete, there will be all the dropkicking lolis you desire.
glacier
Is there a $10 a month package that only includes death
