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pure-anon

hehllo everonyeon!!!!

i hope yuor['e havin g aevery good evening!! i su ream!!!

Hibiki

I think the pure anons broken

pure-anon

i'm no t broken!! i' m just!! an adult!!

IamThou

I love you, pure-anon!

pure-anon

yuo're g reat !! i ' mglad you 've be en so nice to ep eople on the site!! keep being gogood!!

-TheAkiraKurusu-

well this is weird

pure-anon

t 's no t weird!!

Hibiki

how... impure....

pure-anon

i ' mno t impure!! i' m uncorrupteable an ad i can pr ove it!!

-TheAkiraKurusu-

pure anon is drunk
time to go to sleep

pure-anon

btu if yuo got o sleep, who will i talk to!!

pure-anon

gosh!! i can 'et beliieve the foru m i sso quiet!! how am is upposed to etner the annals of the grimoire li ke this!!

IamThou

*hugs pure-anon*

pure-anon

thanks!!

it usure is way q uiet er than nroaml tongith thoguh !! but i gues sit's a wednesday...!!

glacier

@pure-anon never change

IamThou

@pure-anon
Are you sure you're alright, pure-anon?

pure-anon

i ' mfine!!

i' mjust!! intoxictaed!! in my cups!! blasetd!! i can't thin ko fa yn more phrases!!

imtherealklib

@pure-anon

Why would our precious cinnamon roll do this?! WHO HURT YOU?! I WILL FIND THEM!

pure-anon

gsoh!! i'm a n audlt you know!!

everoyne has thier vices!!

pure-anon

i'm still pur etoo!! vokda doesn 't hcange that!!

IamThou

@pure-anon
How about a glass of water?
ðŸš°

imtherealklib

@pure-anon Okay, that's fine. I too enjoy a drink now and then. I just wanted to make sure you weren't drinking for a bad reason. All good now! :D

pure-anon

i 'm hydrated!! i 'm ver good at not getting hung over!!

pure-anon

@imtherealklib i was drinking b ecause so me friends came over to hang ou t for diner a nad drinks!! but now they're go ne so you gyus get to deal with me!!

imtherealklib

@pure-anon Gladly, it always is a pleasure talking to you!

-TheAkiraKurusu-

go to sleep pure anon or else you might become impure
do it for us

imtherealklib

@-TheAkiraKurusu- has a point though...hehe

IamThou

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The Fool

pure-anon gets drunk? This is unexpected,but so far it's been a nice surprise

imtherealklib

far from our last surprise to be sure.,

IamThou

pure-anon is just a bit tipsy.

Mementos4AII

If our pure-anon becomes impure, who knows what'll happen to this site.

pure-anon

@-TheAkiraKurusu- i don 't normally sleep fro an other 5 hours!! sleping no w would be impossible!!

@iamthou very apropriate bgm!!

@The Fool you see!! i tl dlyou i was uncorrptable!!

pure-anon

@mememntos alaochol doens't make you impure!! if anyhting, i tmakes you more pure!!

The Fool

pure-anon you have to tell us sometime how you manage to stay so pure

imtherealklib

That's actually true...alcohol is like awakening to your persona....it brings out your true self.

pure-anon

@The Fool ijust really wn at to see akria and futaba go through a youthful romance!! i just don' t care a bout the details of the ienviatble whe ni t happens!!

@imtherealklib and my t rue self is!! ven m ore pure!!!!!!! probably!!

-Labrys-

...when I get drunk I apparently sit in the corner and read...or so I'm told...I have no memory of it...

IamThou

I don't drink but...sometimes I act weird.

Like...really weird.

Migrant

How weird?

IamThou

@Migrant
Err.....

ever seen me merge with my RP personalities?

imtherealklib

@Migrant Like RP as a maid loli pervert weird...yesterday was weird...or the day before...can't remember...it was bad

pure-anon

@-Labrys- i ofte n d onot rememebr the eetns of drikning ither!! it's a pretty mixed baG!!

@iamth ou telel u s about teh wierd!!

Migrant

Oh my....

IamThou

@Migrant

That may or may not happen IRL as well...

I may or may not do it for teh lulz

The Fool

@pure-anon gosh dang it that's...that's really sweet! Please never change!

3 years until I'm able drink. I wonder how I'll act

imtherealklib

@Migrant It's fine cause it's Lavenza, but once you realize it's a dude behind the text, the cute moe ecchi nonsense gets emotionally confusing..

pure-anon

well!! drin king essentialyl just demolishes your filters!! s oy oucan kind of theorize what kinda drunk you 'd be!!

IamThou

@imtherealklib

dw i can be as cute as a little girl when i try hard enough

IamThou

@imtherealklib

Plus I'm only as old as like...Joker? Dunno might be a year older but I'm not that creepy.

pure-anon

joekr is older than me!!

pure-anon

.......... i mea n the mod!!

IamThou

P.S: The game's joker

imtherealklib

Oh it's not creepy, just makes me appreciate what Kanji went through lol

The Fool

Hm,now that demolishing filters thing has me thinking. If being high makes me slightly more shyer than normal, than being drunk would probably make me like really loud or something

pure-anon

@imtherealklib loo k a ttit like this!! if yyou're attracted to bth genders, that means yo u can enjoy 100% of the pe oepl you'd be attacted too instead of ~50%!!

imtherealklib

@The Fool that sounds kinda like my situation, so you're probably gonna be HELLA LOUD

IamThou

@The Fool
It feels like you already wrote that.

The Fool

@IamThou have I? I don't even know anymore I probably have. I've lost track of time man

@imtherealkilb that both excites and worries me

pure-anon

oh!! iwant tosmeon t o write the theives getin drunk!! bo nus poitns if it's akira/futabs!!

Hibiki

this is the most tragic of all the threads

pure-anon

why is it tragic!!

IamThou

@The Fool

I just felt some deja vu from that post.

imtherealklib

@pure-anon You make a very valid point!

pure-anon

@imtherealklib thi nk of all the hands yo uo c ou ld gingerly touch!!

IamThou

@pure-anon

How about....

Akira and Futaba sneaking and taking some beers from Sojiro's fridge?

The Fool

@pure-anon Another writing idea! So many things I have to write and make once finals are over

@IamThou Deja vu,I've just been in this place before! Maybe we're just tired?

IamThou

@The Fool
Probs

pure-anon

oh!! t he things futatba wou ld say with a wrecked filter!! i' mgonna die!!

Hibiki

ah yes
drinking
more stuff for the criminal record

IamThou

I actually keep imagining pure-anon as a really pure Futaba... lol.

pure-anon

i ma y haev a very si milar past to futaba b ut we're not the same!!

she's way cooler thanme!! i wanna be her!!

The Fool

What if pure-anon...actually is Futaba incarnate but just happy as flip?

pure-anon

if iw as futaba incarnate, i d' be way cooler tha n iam!!

IamThou

@pure-anon

Akira: *hicc* "Oh, Futaba..you-you're so c-u-te."

Futaba with a can of beer in hand: *hicc* *blushes* "Oh Akira..." *hicc*

*Futaba drops beer and hugs Joker*

Futaba: "I just...wanna be by your *hicc* side...forever..."

*Falls asleep*

Akira: "Me..*hicc* too..." *Falls asleep while cuddling Futaba*

pure-anon

that 's real lycute!! btu i get teh sense tha yuo're censroring yourslef on my behalf!!

IamThou

@pure-anon

Nah, brain just really isn't working right now.

IamThou

@pure-anon

Plus if I go too hard, it might become impure.

pure-anon

mine ither!!

IamThou

@pure-anon

The following morning:

Sojiro turns on the lights in Futaba's room

Sojiro: "Wake up sleepyhe- WHAT THE?!"

Sojiro sees Akira on top of Futaba while they were sleeping

Sojiro: "What in the world are you two doing? AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BOOZE IN HERE?"

Futaba: *Yawns* "Oh Sooojirooo... chill, he's just a bit tired from kicking shadow ass....."

Sojiro: "What? I'm confused..."

The Fool

I always feel the need to censor myself in any thread pure-anon is in out of fear of corruption. To be honest I was bit worried the thread from yesterday had done something to em' before I read the drinking part

@IamThou my boi now I'm curious to see what you can really do with writing

IamThou

@The Fool

I have a BUNCH of stories in my head. I don't know how I could make them public though.

imtherealklib

deviantart, writing.com, google drive if you want to not deal with the former two

The Fool

@IamThou I'd recommend fanfiction.net cause it's pretty easy to post on there in my opinion

The Fool

@imtherealklib duuuuude I haven't used writing.com in ages. Or at least since like late last year

imtherealklib

I used to write all the time, but I never put my stories out on the net, because I was shy widdle babie

Migrant

I've made some stories in the past. Never finished a one.

pure-anon

@the fool you can 't corrupte me!! eve n i f yuo tried!!

The Fool

@imtherealkilb I posted a story on ff back in like my sophomore year of high school I think? People seemed to like it but I left it dormant for ages. Only checked out back in January of this year and was both surprised and horrified at my writing, so replaced like the first 2 chapters. Have yet to redo the 3rd.

@Migrant I feel that aha,it's pretty difficult to keep continuing a single story imo.

@pure-anon I would never try I promise you!

pure-anon

i k dina wish someone would try so i could proev my pureness in an arena!! th en people wou ld st op actin different arou nd em!!

-Labrys-

*walks up and write "im" on @pure-anon's forehead*

There. Impure-anon.

pure-anon

good job!! i'm pure anon!!

-Labrys-

...damn it @pure-anon. Love you. Best waifu.

pure-anon

wrekcted!!!

asl o thank you!!

The Fool

Then it's true...pure-anon can never become corrupted. This site will always be safe thanks to pure-anon

imtherealklib

It's not that people would corrupt you, it's that people would corrupt the image of you. #Don'tLewdMyPure-Anon

pure-anon

i can purify an y corruption throw n at me!!

IamThou

Sojiro: *Sigh* "You took some beers from my fridge while I was asleep, didn't you?"

Futaba: "Maayyyybeeee...I dunno."

Sojiro: *Sigh* *Looks at Akira* "What about this guy? Did he do anything funny to you?"

Futaba: "Wh-what? No! Of course not! We wouldn't do that! Never!"

Sojiro: "Woah! What's with the reaction then? I didn't specify exactly 'what' funny thing he did."

Futaba: *Blushes* "Well, you sounded like you were implying 'it', Sojiro. SOJIRO."

Sojiro: "You do know you two are underage for this, don't you? You're in a whole lot of trouble, missy."

Joker wakes up

Akira: "Nngnhh...wha- what's going on?"

Sojiro: "Same goes for you. You're going to be working really hard for me now."

Akira and Futaba: "Aww....."

pure-anon

futakria is justice!!

RobowaifuAigis

If pure-anon ever becomes corrupted, we'll know that Mishima has truly abandoned us.

pure-anon

i'm uncorrputtable!! idare an oyne to try!!

imtherealklib

I hope @pure-anon doesn't have a hangover later....poor Cinnamon Roll

pure-anon

i drank lots fo water and made sure to eat food with good nutrition too!! i'll be fine!! i am a seasoned pro!!

i should also mention that if you missed this episode, there will be a repeat showing on saturday!! and then after that, probably not for a while!!

anyway, i'm going to sleep for now!! i hope you all have a good night/morning!!

hazama

Can't believe I missed this masterpiece of a show. Ah well, there's always next time.