Phansite writes a fanfic about toasters

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Aigis

I'll start. Bob the Toaster is your typical toaster, he shops for coffee at the soup store and sleeps upside down in the morning

NotIgor

One day bob gets a job at the toast toasting factory giving him a wage to live off of

-Kuma-

One day, Bob woke up to find that, instead of toast or pop-tarts, he'd been stuffed with two bags of pure Colombian cocaine! It was unbearable!

Aigis

"Dude this isn't weed wtf bro" said Bob to his toaster pal David

NotIgor

But David had turned into a microwave and Bob's toast became an English muffin

-Kuma-

Suddenly, a cat named MonaMona came in and thought the microwave would be a fine place to sleep!

NotIgor

Because MonaMona was also high hallucinating that David became a microwave when in reality he was still a toaster

Aigis

"I'm not a cat!" yelled Mona, "I'm a toaster"

-Kuma-

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug", Bob replied.

NotIgor

Thus Mona changed into a cat toaster to fit in

Aigis

"Ikr, I heard memes are worse tho" said David

-Kuma-

"Gtfo my house if you don't think memes are tight, I bet you're a Chinese toaster" said Bob.

Sunbreaker-Titan

@Aigis I attempt to plug a toaster in to make bread pizza until the Vex (Theses wankers Click to load jpeg image (size - 70 kb) ) arrived and short circuited my toaster which then shocked me to death for the 2,567,347th time. The End

Sunbreaker-Titan

And my bread pizza was burnt into a black brick.

Persona

"I am thou, and thou art I", Replied the Toaster.

-Kuma-

And thus did Bob awaken to his Toastsona, The Brave Little Toaster.

Aigis

Toastsona, Use Hama!