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RobowaifuAigis

How do you seduce a door?

I'm asking for a Feather Ranger.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

die

-Kuma-

Run into it fifty times. Also, feed it a topsicle for good measure. Topsicles are the way into anyone, or anything's, heart.

imtherealklib

Every lock has a key if you catch my drift.

Saihara-Shuichi

Well, personally I have had intercourse with a robot before. So said from experience...you must find thier "heart" if you catch my drift...or at least that's how I perceive it?

Kotone Shiomi

Find the keyhole.

Old_God

REVIVE!

Hifumi Togo

Do not post in this thread.

Hazevil

Find out!