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Eternal Life
My name is Haitoht.
I am the god of eternal life, if you want eternal life, please sign this waiver:

"I pledge my soul to the goddess of
lust and sexual desires, Thotiah. I
will constantly display perverse acts
in public.
Name and signature:

_____________________________"
go back to where you came from
go back inside lavenza you dirty thot

BE GONE THOT
Hah! DO YOU EVER THINK I'LL RETURN TO THAT WEAK, PUNY GIRL? SHE CAN'T EVEN LAST FOR MORE THAN THIRTY MINUTES!
BE


GONE



T H O T
I didn't need to know how long a little girl can "last for" but alright then. BEGONE.

http://imgur.com/E601hoz
Nope. All aboard the Nope train to not frigging doing that vile
BE GONE THOT BE GONE THOT BE GONE THOT BE GONE THOT

RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
THOTH BEGONETH
*Signs "Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen" on the paper.* Ha! You thought I was writing my name!


BEGONE
Why would you touch the paper in the first place?
Hmph, you guys might win this time,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN JACK SHIT! I WILL COME BACK TO CLAIM ALL OF YOUR SOULS TO THE LUSTFUL REALM!

*Warps*

See y'all later, goodlookings!
WEE WOO! THOT POLICE!

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YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THOTERY ACTIONS!
http://i.imgur.com/izJyBZK.gif

Good job boys, /thread
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I heard somebody touched the paper.
Shit. I'm contaminated with thot germs. Brb taking a bleach bath.
GET BENT THOT