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-Mishima-

Cake Thread

Here we have cake of many flavours ranging from Red Velvet to @-HaruOkamura-

-Mishima-

may i take your order?

-Shido-

Does that mean that it would explode if it was -HaruOkamura- flavoured?

-Mishima-

....no?

-Shido-

Then one of those please.

-Mishima-

HEEEEY HARUUU DO YOU EXPLOSDE IF YOU ARE A CAKE?

-Mishima-

One coming up...

-Mishima-

*brings cake* here you go sir, that will be Â£3.50

Persona

Do you have cake in a flower nectar flavor or in the flavor of the darkness that resides in everyones heart?

-Shido-

*Hands over the cash plus a nice tip* Thanks friend.

Mona

I'll take the Velvet Cake and the delicious pancakes

-Mishima-

one shadow special coming up, have fun with your twisted desires* brings plate*

Emerson

Do you have Lemon?
Lemon cake is great.

-Mishima-

we currently have a red velvet room special would you be interested

-Mishima-

One lemon cake coming up *brings cake*, that will be Â£98

SpikeSpiegel

When did mishima know how to cook he doesn't even know that your supposed to not to drink the tap water in foreign countries. If he doesn't even know that then I don't want him baking my cake 2/10

-Mishima-

SHIDO SIR, I JUSTGOT NEWS THAT THE HARU CAKE WILL EXPLODE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME Â£900

Emerson

Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's like 130 US Dollars! How is it so expensive?!

-Mishima-

Sir i am not the chef just the manager

-Mishima-

@Emerson i forgot the dot

-Mishima-

Â£9.8, its a special so the cost is extra

SpikeSpiegel

But you can't even manage the phantom thieves without going crazy yourself. How do I expect you to manage a bakery. 2/10

MonasWaifu

I want to buy a present for a friend what cakes do cats love??

-Shido-

SHIT! *PUNCHES THE CAKE AND HANDS THE MONEY*

SpikeSpiegel

Cats can't eat cake

-Mishima-

Spike buddy, i have a persona now, i have control

-Mishima-

HE IS NOT A CAT

SpikeSpiegel

Sure you do just like Adachi

Mona

What cat are you talking about, anyway? The one from "Persona 4"?

SpikeSpiegel

Mishmadachi

Emerson

Ah. That explains it.
*Pays Â£9.8 and leaves a Â£1.7 tip*

MonasWaifu

Ah, uh...y-yeah sure...

-Mishima-

Thank you All

-Mishima-

I put bombs in all of you food

-Mishima-

You will all die in 20 minutes

-Mishima-

Unless you do the macerena

-Mishima-

You all had @-HaruOkamura- cakes

Mona

I have endure

Emerson

So that explains the poofiness in the texture...

MonasWaifu

...I mean you never actually served me so I'll just take that as a confession?

-Mishima-

Well you never responded

-Mishima-

NV. You did...

-Mishima-

Well, they are not harmful, they explode into cinnamon buns and salty surprised