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RobowaifuMetis
This is quite the lovely post.
Hibiki
Response
Ari3s
Response
KyoukiSatori
Genuine
Ari3s
Debate
Hibiki
Failed attempt at flirting
Mishimom
Unwarranted for pissed off response complaining about the user shitposting
Ari3s
Response detailing a lack of care whilst also alluding to some sort of sexual advancement
pure-anon
exclamation!!
Mishimom
YELLING IN CAPS LOCK
Ari3s
Lenny face
RobowaifuMetis
Memes.
QueenTakamaki
(=^▽^)σ
RobowaifuMetis
Anguish.
Ari3s
I fucking love that some stupid BS like this can get 16 posts.
Ari3s
With little effort, mind you.
RobowaifuMetis
Tyranny.
Mishimom
I guess a lot of people just are in shitpost mood today
Ari3s
Well, not much is really going on today, so it makes sense.
Hibiki
Still flirting
RobowaifuMetis
Mass Destruction.
Mishimom
BABY BABY BABY BABY
RobowaifuMetis
You know Hibiki, we never did end up cuddling.
lnari
..g
QueenTakamaki
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
Hibiki
This is a true and tragic fact
RobowaifuMetis
🅱epis
RobowaifuMetis
Perhaps it is time to engage in a cuddling session then.
Ari3s
@Hibiki
Reciprocation of said flirting
Hibiki
oh no people responding to flirting and cuddling attempts
this has never happened before
uhhh
RobowaifuMetis
Hibiki. 👀
Ari3s
Suggestive wink wonk
RobowaifuMetis
C u d d l e.
lnari
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Hibiki
hOW DOES ONE ACTUALLY CUDDLE
QueenTakamaki
Inari what is this....
RobowaifuMetis
Hibiki, if you do not cuddle with me I shall end your life.
Ari3s
@Hibiki
Wink wonk wink ~uo
QueenTakamaki
This got dark quick
pure-anon
@hibiki you wrap your arms around each other and enjoy each other's warmth!!
Ari3s
Oh shit-
Hibiki
...YES GOT IT LET'S CUDDLE R-RIGHT NOW
lnari
@QueenTakamaki It's the latest innovation in entertainment. In order to truly boil down the basics of a modern let's play,we have simply called it "g".
QueenTakamaki
It's happeningggg
RobowaifuMetis
Shall you embrace death or accept my cuddle offer?
QueenTakamaki
@Inari Amazing (I just watched the last minute of it)
Hibiki
[wraps arms around Metis]
dont kill me
RobowaifuMetis
Is this how we engage in cuddling? Is my body to cold for you?
Hibiki
A bit cold, but still warmer than death, I'll take it
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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How about I cuddle you, Metis? You know, to make up for hitting you with a book.

*Hugs her anyways*

Mmmm...you may be a robot but you feel good to squeeze.

💖
RobowaifuMetis
Must I wrap my arms around you too?
Hibiki
t-that's how things work, yes..
RobowaifuMetis
Are you sure you are not an opposing threat, @Iamthou?
RobowaifuMetis
Am I squeezing you too hard, Hibiki? Are you able to breathe?
Ari3s
She might be a threat.
Hibiki
No, it's fine Metis. I can breathe... I'm alive.
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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*Looks up at you*

Of course not! I love everyone here! (Except those who disrespect women.)
IamThou
OOC: I feel like my RP game is bad today.
Ari3s
dON'T LET HER FOOL YOU, SHE IS A VERY REAL THREAT.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Ari-san, I would never hurt anyone!
RobowaifuMetis
Do you mind if I can stare at you in the face with my cold, lifeless eyes, Hibiki?
Ari3s
*Snrk.*

I know, I'm just trying to be a nuisance.
RobowaifuMetis
How about I smack you with my battle axe in order to make amends, @IamThou?
IamThou
@Ari3s
*Runs over to Ari3s and cuddles her like a sister*

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Master Ari!!!!
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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Well, if it would make you happy...

*Readies her body for an injury*
Hibiki
@RobowaifuMetis
I don't know if I'd call them cold and lifeless... Maybe you are an android but I'd say you've got life in your eyes.
Ari3s
@IamThou
*Squeak. Of course, she would return the cuddles.*

@RobowaifuMetis
No harming my loli.
RobowaifuMetis
I s d e a t h a n e x c e p t i o n a l o p t i o n, @IamThou?
RobowaifuMetis
How about if I squeezed you a bit more in order to show this so-called "affection" towards you, Hibiki? Does this feel better?
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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W-wait, no! Please don't kill me yet I haven't found true love!!

*Hides behind Ari3s*
Hibiki
I appreciate the sentiment, but maybe not so tight... I'm a little sensitive...
RobowaifuMetis
What is this "sensitive" you speak of?
Ari3s
No harming. The loli.

This may be one of many lolis.

But this one in particular is mine.

So I would like if she stayed in tact.
Hibiki
"What is sensitive"? How do I explain this...
RobowaifuMetis
Why must you hide? All I wish to do is to eliminate your existence. Wouldn't that make up for what you've done? @IamThou
RobowaifuMetis
Yes, I wish to gather more input on this "sensitive" you speak of.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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*Quivers in fear*
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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I'm sorry!
RobowaifuMetis
Do you have a deathwish, @IamThou?
Ari3s
She hit you with a BOOK.

Death is far from being a justified punishment.

Do. Not. Harm. Her.
RobowaifuMetis
But she is a harmful threat. I must dispose of her at once.
Hibiki
@RobowaifuMetis
Uh, well, humans like me are pretty weak? Too much pressure can be... painful, to say the least...
IamThou
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*Falls down to the ground*

*Eyes wide open in terror*

*Hyperventilates*
RobowaifuMetis
What is "pain"?
Ari3s
She isn't a threat! I was lying when I said that!

She wouldn't harm a fly.
IamThou
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*Sweating*
IamThou
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I'm...s-s-so-rry...Metis...

*Breathes heavily*
RobowaifuMetis
So are you saying she would harm something else instead of a fly? That gives me more of a reason to eliminate her at once.
Ari3s
SHE WOULDN'T HARM ANYTHING DAMMIT!

LEARN YOUR EXPRESSIONS.
Hibiki
@RobowaifuMetis
Sorry my explanations are terrible, I never thought about how hard things like this would be to explain... Pain is a... not so good feeling we get when we're being harmed? Like it's a reaction from our bodies to tell us something isn't good for us?
IamThou
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M-m-metis it's just that...you...were acting weird...a while ago...

*Hyperventilates*

*Puts hand on her chest*
RobowaifuMetis
What are "expressions"? Are these things I'd acquire if I eliminate her?
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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P-please d-don't!

*Covers head with hands*
Ari3s
nO!

They're things that you learn!

Like "wouldn't harm a fly," that means that person wouldn't hurt anyone!
RobowaifuMetis
So are you stating that pain is a bad thing, my dear Hibiki?
RobowaifuMetis
Then how do I gain these "expressions"?
Hibiki
@RobowaifuMetis Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
Ari3s
You learn them!

You learn them by hearing them, then their explanation! NOT by killing someone!
RobowaifuMetis
So killing her won't suffice, huh?
RobowaifuMetis
I wish not to inflict pain upon you, Hibiki. What else must be done to progress with this cuddle session?
Ari3s
No, no it won't.
RobowaifuMetis
Hmm, well what if I killed you instead?
IamThou
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*Cries*

Wahhh! Please don't kill me!!!
😭😭
Ari3s
NO.

DON'T. KILL. ANYBODY.

Oh, great. And now look what you've done. You've gone and made her cry.
Hibiki
@RobowaifuMetis
...I'm not entirely sure how to proceed myself, I've never actually done this before....
IamThou
OOC: If you do swing that axe on Lavenza, I'll mess you guys up with really graphic details and Lavenza screaming in agony.
Hibiki
(How did we manage to get this of all things to 100 posts honestly)
RobowaifuMetis
Is crying a form of an expression?
Ari3s
(And on such a stupid post, too.)

Uh, yes.

It means you've scared her, and made her unhappy.

That isn't nice.
RobowaifuMetis
Hmm, what if I were to perhaps grope you, Hibiki?
RobowaifuMetis
What is "nice"?
Hibiki
G-Grope me? Well, that's a bit sudden of ya don't you think??
RobowaifuMetis
Do you wish to accept the sweet release of death instead, Hibiki?
Ari3s
It means being kind.

In other words, no being mean, no killing, no threatening, no being condescending.
Hibiki
I-In that case, please, go ahead, I'd love it!
RobowaifuMetis
This feels rather pleasing. I must say these are rather big. How pleasing.
RobowaifuMetis
I am not sure why, but I feel as if I cannot swing my battle axe towards her that easily. Instead I gain this drive whenever I state my malicious intents upon @IamThou. Is this what you humams call "love", perhaps?
RobowaifuMetis
Humans* My apologies.
Hibiki
Well, I-I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!
Ari3s
itbetternotbe.

I-I mean, yeah! I think? Might be.

...Love is a strong word.
RobowaifuMetis
Shall that suffice with our cuddling session, Hibiki?
Hibiki
Yes, I think it was rather nice... (minus the threats)
RobowaifuMetis
I felt such a strong power emitting from her when smacked me with that book, and it felt rather pleasing to say the least.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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...Is it over, Master Ari?
Ari3s
We call that masochism.

So no, it isn't love, it's lust.
Ari3s
@IamThou
Yeah, it's over.
RobowaifuMetis
Well I am rather grateful for the little session we had together, and if you make such a move on me without my permission then I shall not be hesitant to kill you.
RobowaifuMetis
Perhaps @IamThou would like to cuddle as well?
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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As long as you don't act weird and try to disturb your sister while she's having some special time with her husband, then you're alright.
RobowaifuMetis
Sister...
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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Oh, and of course I would!

*Runs over to Metis and gives her a really tight squeeze*

❤️❤️❤️
Hibiki
Me? Make a move on you without permission? Ahaha, no need to worry about that, I'd be too nervous (and scared for my life).
RobowaifuMetis
My sister...??
RobowaifuMetis
S-SISTERRRRRRRRR!?!?!?!?
Ari3s
Fffffffffffuck.
RobowaifuMetis
WHERE IS SHE??
Ari3s
pROBABLY FUCKING HER HUSBAND WHO CARES.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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*Gasp*

Master Ari! Why would you tell her about their private matters?!
Hibiki
Oh geez, she's upset.
Please don't take it out on me...
RobowaifuMetis
...Well I mean, as long as I am cuddling with @IamThou then I shall be fine.
Ari3s
Because /I'll/ fuck /you/ if you ask that again.

Who. Cares.
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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Mmm...everyone's fine when they have me hugging their waist. 💕
RobowaifuMetis
Was that a threat?
Ari3s
...I honestly don't know?
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Y-you would...fuck...me?


*Blushes*
RobowaifuMetis
Oh no... @IamThou hold me tighter... I'm... I'm--
RobowaifuMetis
*Initiating Sleep Mode*
Hibiki
...Well this is an unexpected turn of events.
Ari3s
W-Wait, no- Well, not that I wouldn't- but-

...

*Covering her face.*
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Master...would you...really sleep with me?


But...we have to...get married first...
IamThou
@RobowaifuMetis
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Oh!

*Puts a pillow under her head*
Ari3s
*Intense blushing, whilst still hiding her face.*

...

/...../

*Uncovering her face, and looking up at the ceiling.*

saaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Hibiki
Aw, Metis looks just as cute while sleeping. From a distance, where I hopefully cant't be harmed.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Well...this is all I could do for you in the meantime, master...


*Grabs Ari3s by the head and kisses her lips*
💕💕💕
imtherealklib
*nosebleed intensifies*

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Hibiki
@imtherealklib get out
Ari3s
Wait what are-

*Her face turned a deep shade of red, eyes wide. She lingered for a moment, before pulling back.*
imtherealklib
YES MA'AM!
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Mmh....
Ari3s
...

*She blinked a few times, taking a few moments to process what had occurred.*

...I. Um.

W-Warn me next time you're feeling grabby, alright?
IamThou
@Ari3s
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*Giggle*

Master Ari...

*Smiles at you*
Ari3s
Hey, I mean that.

Damn near gave me a heart-attack.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Oh...I'm sorry if it was too sudden...


But it tasted sweet, Master Ari...

*Licks her own lips*

*Chuckles*
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Ari3s
M-Maybe a little.

I'm really not sure what to say to that.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Thanks for keeping me safe from Metis, Master Ari...
Ari3s
@IamThou
What, did you really think I wouldn't? You know that's not the kind of person I am.

Cowering just isn't in my nature.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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You're so brave, Master Ari...
💕
IamThou
@Ari3s
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If you want me to do any chores for you then maybe...

I could do it free of charge...

;)
Ari3s
I mean, I guess..if that's what you really think.
Ari3s
...I could say that I haven't been paying anything this whole time, but sure.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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....I think I like you.
IamThou
OOC: Oh dear, what has this thread become?



Not that I don't like it though...
Hibiki
(This thread started as a shitpost and went to glorious heights.)
Hibiki
(Even if my life was threatened for like half of it...)
Ari3s
OOC: Anything but a shitpost, that's for sure.
Ari3s
Y-You do...?

For real?
IamThou
@Ari3s
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...Mhm. ❤️
Ari3s
...I'm..not sure how to feel. I'm no good with attachment.

Not to say I don't like you, that's not it at all.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Well, if you don't want a romantic relationship, you can still be my master and I can do some special services for you~

💕

(They're not sexual, of course.)
Ari3s
Well it's not that I don't. But like I said, I'm not good at attachment. What you're looking for? I can't provide that. I can't stay tied down and be able to keep doing right by you. I know I'll screw up eventually if I try.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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I'm taking about things that are not included in my maid package. Like walking your pets or...buying you clothes...anything.
Ari3s
No no no. I get that. I'm talking about what you're looking for in a romantic relationship.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Well, to be honest...I'm not sure exactly...

Maybe somebody I can spend time with when I'm on my break? I just want somebody who can be able to protect me from perverts and mean people.
Ari3s
Ack. I kind of fall under both of those categories.

Honey, you're looking for "the one."

That isn't me.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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The...one?
Ari3s
You know, /the one./

The person you'll end up spending the rest of your life with.

Just look at Aigis and Yuki. They're "the one" for each other.
Hifumi Togo
Considering average depression levels of the Internet weeaboo demography, I recommend not RPing romance as a form of torment.
Yozora
My romance story appearently just turned into a parental talk. =/
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Hmm..."The one"...
Ari3s
Yeah. The one.

You'll find that person, I know you will.

It just isn't me.
IamThou
@Ari3s
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...In that case, I'll continue to search for my one true love.

Thank you for telling me that, Ari-san. But can you still be my Master? I owe you a lot. ❤️
Hifumi Togo
Love is a fool's errand.
Ari3s
@IamThou
Of course.

@HifumiTogo
/Yes I'm aware./
IamThou
@HifumiTogo
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You're so serious, Hifumi-san...
IamThou
@Ari3s
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Anyways if you need a chore done, Master Ari, don't be afraid to call me. You won't have to pay a single dime.

Anything for the person who has saved me from myself.
💖
Ari3s
Aha. Yeah. Of course.
Hifumi Togo
Consider love a luxury. If you must still tend to yourself, you would be doing your hypothetical lover and yourself a favor both by solving your issues first. Love out of desperacy is the ultimate form of selfishness.
IamThou
@HifumiTogo
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Oh yes, I remember you saying something about how one must learn to love themselves first in order to have a successful love life.



*Sigh* If only I wasn't the kind of person who would prioritize others more than theirselves...
IamThou
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Maybe it's because I was created to serve others...
Hifumi Togo
You aren't. There is an inherent selfishness to all actions, but that isn't a bad thing. Take advantage of human nature to realize what you desire and attain it ruthlessly in order to pursue a benign love life.
IamThou
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!!!


I know!

*Gets her phone out*

*Calls a number*

Hello? Is this the boss? Yes this is Lavenza speaking...

Hey, since I worked all day with that promotion, can I have a day off?

What? Really? You mean it? Thank you so much!!

*Closes phone*

I GOT A WEEK OFF! 😄
IamThou
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I'll use this time for myself. I'm a bit tired of trying to make strangers happy.


Hmm, what should I do?
IamThou
@HifumiTogo
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Well, for now I just want to relax Hifumi-san.


Ugh my back is killing me... *Stretches*
Hifumi Togo
Do as you like.
CualiqueXSora
Did I just fucking see LICKING in this thread!?

Thread's cringe delete it
RobowaifuMetis
What the hell did I miss?
Hibiki
Great things
Migrant
Questioning where the joke of this thread went.