I AM NOT FAT I AM JUST BIG BONED DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE ON, YOU FOOLISH PLEBIAN OF A DEMON I WILL SHOW YOU WHY I WAS GIVEN SUCH A CROWN TO CAST ON TOP OF MY GODLY HAIR
HO HO! SUCH VULGARITY A KING LIKE ME CANNOT TAKE SOMEONE WITH SUCH A POTTY MOUTH, HEE HO HO MUST I WASH OUT YOUR PUTRID MOUTH WITH ONE OF THE FINEST SOAPS I OWN IT'S BUTTER MILK SCENTED
HO NO NO NO I AM A KING MY REPUTATION WOULD BE RUINED, YOUNG MAN I HAVE A CLEAN SOUL I DO NOT WISH TO SPANK CHILDREN (PROBABLY WOMAN) PLEASE UNDERSTAND, HO