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@BigPoppaFrost
What's behind that lock on your chest? Does it contain all of the world's cummies?
WHY DO YOU SEEK TO BOTHER ME
Because I seek to be united with my Frost brethren of course.

Now answer the question.
I AM A KING
I NEED NOT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
Please o' great king! I need to know this, it is life's greatest mystery!
What's with the all the commotion, Hee ho.
I need to know the mysteries of King Frost's lock! But alas, he will not divulge his secrets...
LEAVE ME ALONE INSOLENT DEMON
I HAVE NO NEED FOR YOU
Getting mighty defensive over such a simple question, Hee ho. What is it your hiding?
I HIDE NOTHING MY FELLOW FRIEND
I AM JUST BIG BONED
I find that hard to believe...

Reveal your secrets!
Then why the lock?
TO KEEP MY BIG BOY BELLY FROM POPPING OUT
SO YOU ARE FAT! I KNEW IT!