I want -Taokaka- to Step on me

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

-HaruOkamura-

Please do,Nya!~

Mako-chan

Nyat gonna lie, I'd like that, nya~! But no...

-Taokaka-

Will you feed Tao if she does it?

*drools lightly

Hillock

Wow, talk about tastes.

-HaruOkamura-

I will feed Tao Everything If she does Nya!

Hillock

(Neko intensifies)

Firematthew

... *Walks away slowly* ...

-Taokaka-

Allright! But.. how do you want tao to walk on you? With claws? No claws? Slowly? Fast? Rolling?

-HaruOkamura-

Everything you got!

Mako-chan

Oh me, this is gonna be messy.

Hillock

Just watch. Step away an watch, @Mako-chan.

RobowaifuAigis

Oh lord

-Taokaka-

*pounces on haru and starts rolling on her

Tao's nor sure if this is how this works...

-HaruOkamura-

-Instantly cums-

Hillock

WHAT?!

Hillock

(HENTAI INTENSIFING)

Mako-chan

Phanfic inspiration? No... let's not...

3xcal1bur

i thought thottiness was dead?

was i wrong????

IamThou

*Leaves the area in Russian*

IamThou

@3xcal1bur
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You guys failed to purify this one.

Hillock

(Why not, @Mako-chan!?)

-Taokaka-

Tao doesn't get what's happening...

Did Tao do something wrong meow?

Hillock

No, @-Taokaka-. In fact, you should continue...

Hillock

Just a bit more harder this time.

-Labrys-

Oh nou. Why. Just. Why

Mako-chan

@3xcal1bur
She's the source, we can't do anything about it.

-Taokaka-

Will do white guy!

*pounces on hillock and rolls around frantically
nyahahahaha!

Hillock

WAIT NOT M-
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGG
*Falls on the floor, he canÂ´t move*

RobowaifuAigis

I must go now
My robosisters need me
*Aigis abandoned the thread and was never seen again*

-Taokaka-

You seem like you enjoy this white guy!

-Akira_Kurusu-

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I would like to get formally more acquainted with you Haru but ShujinAcademy awaits my arrival

-Akira_Kurusu-

Damn autocorrect

Hillock

N-Not really...

-HaruOkamura-

Now i'm just tired of everything...

-Taokaka-

Oh...

Sorry..

Wait.. * looks at haru
You said you'd feed Tao! Where's the food??

Hillock

ThatÂ´s right, were is @-Taokaka-Â´s food!?

Mako-chan

Nya~! Cuteness overload! Don't make me nose bleed anymore, I'm already running empty.

-Taokaka-

*worried

Somebody ! Cat lady is bleeding! She's going to die! Tao doesn't know what to do!

Hillock

(Because of what happened on your temple, @Mako-chan?)

-Labrys-

*walks over with a lot of tissues and a few hundred IVs of blood*

I got you covered @Mako-chan

Mako-chan

No. Don't worry about me, it's normal at this point. The doctors say they can't help me anyway.

Mako-chan

@-Labrys-
I'll take the tissues, but I don't like needles.

Mako-chan

@Hillock
Yeah, that was basically an accidental suicide.

-Taokaka-

Tao doesn't like needles either...
Tao wants some meatbuns!

-Labrys-

Who said I needed needles?

Mako-chan

@-Taokaka-
Meatbuns are delicious!!

Mako-chan

@-Labrys-
You don't even know my blood type!

-Labrys-

Or do I?

Hillock

You have the neko blood type, @Mako-chan.

RobowaifuAigis

*pssssssttt Labrys always knows*
Narrator
Shut
You already said I was never seen again

-Labrys-

Oh hello there Narrator-chan. And Sister.

RobowaifuAigis

*Oh hi*
Good morning sister.

-Labrys-

Good morning.

-Taokaka-

Tao didn't get her food!
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Hillock

I totally fell you, brah...

Mako-chan

Aww... Tao-chan... I'm so sorry.

-Taokaka-

What if Tao dies?!

Mako-chan

Tao-chan please don't!! I'll miss you forever!!

Hillock

I WILL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN, TAO!!!!!

-HaruOkamura-

-Hands Tao a key to the fridge-

Mako-chan

You lock your fridge?

-Taokaka-

Cat lady and white guy are nice! Tao likes you so she'll stay alive for a while longer.
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Mako-chan

*holds tissue to nose*
Uhh... Nothing to see, don't worry about it.

-Taokaka-

*takes the key and bites it

Ooow! Meooow... this isn't food.. are you trying to trick Tao hat lady?

Hillock

Do you see the fridge, Tao?
*Points the fridge*
You got to use this on that lock.
*Points the lock*

Mako-chan

*grabs more tissues and hand gets bloody*
Seriously it's fine!! Pay no attention to me!!

Hillock

@Mako-chan, really, you could use some dia right now...

Mako-chan

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, I'm good.

Hillock

Ok, itÂ´s your call...

-HaruOkamura-

-Vores Mako-Chan whole- No No Tao, you use the key to open the fridge

-Taokaka-

*looks at hillock

Dia? Is that a pastry? Tao wants some!

But first, tao wants food! *rushes towards the fridge and unlocks it

I hope there are meatbuns in there *drools

-HaruOkamura-

-Inside the fridge was nothing but bean buns-

Mako-chan

I'm dense, idk what core means.

Mako-chan

Even auto correct doesn't know what it is

Hillock

Wait, bean buns?

Mako-chan

Like bean pastries?

-Taokaka-

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Meatbuns ! Meatbuns ! Meatbuns !

-HaruOkamura-

Vore-Eating someone entirely whole

-HaruOkamura-

-The meat buns were filled entirely of aphrodisiacs-

Mako-chan

*shoves face into tissue box blood all over face*
GUYS IM PERFECTLY FINE!!! IT'S NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE!!! I'VE SURVIVED CUTER!!!!

Mako-chan

Legit saving that picture

3xcal1bur

Why does cuteness cause spontaneous nosebleeding??

Mako-chan

It's an anime thing

Mako-chan

As Goddess of Phanfic, Anime GIFs, and Nekomimi, I am plagued with this cuteness curse.

Hillock

HOLD IT!
Aphrodisiacs?
...
I see what you did there...

CualiqueXSora

Please do not post cringe.

-Taokaka-

*ends up devouring everything in the fridge

Nyaaaa... this was good meow...

Mako-chan

Lewd

Mako-chan

@CualiqueXSora
Shut up or leave. Don't look at cringe posts.

-Taokaka-

Catnap!

*lays down on the ground

Meooow...

Mako-chan

Hey, Tao-chan, can I join you? Sleep restores blood.

Hillock

Can you lend me some clean tisues, @Mako-chan...
I need them now...

-HaruOkamura-

-Tao is instantly knocked out- Now this is my chance!

-Taokaka-

*pats her belly

Sleeping together is fun!

CualiqueXSora

At this point the whole forums are cringe. theres always fucking rp its makin me mad man..

Hillock

tissues*

Mako-chan

Here's a spare box, the first few have some blood splatters, but the ones under those should be safe.

Mako-chan

*lies down next to Tao-chan*
Arigato...

Hillock

Thanks. I really appreciate it.

-HaruOkamura-

-Pulls out a marker and draws whiskers on tao's face-

-Taokaka-

*lifts mako-chan and puts her head on her stomach

Tao said together!

Mako-chan

(What face?)

Mako-chan

Nya~! You're so wonderful Tao-chan.

Hillock

(Tao has not face... apparently...)

-Taokaka-

*tao dodges the marker instinctively

Purrrrrrrrr

Mako-chan

(Idk what's underneath the hood, and I don't wanna know)

-HaruOkamura-

(I ship this so goddam hard i'm gonna go make a post about this)

Mako-chan

(next phanfic?)

-Taokaka-

Ooc: just assume tao's face is a mouth and two floating red dots. No one knows what lies beneath the hood. Tao herself probably doesn't know or at least, doesn't want it to be known

Mako-chan

(I don't understand how that "face" can be so cute, but it is ðŸ’–ðŸ’–)

Mao

*hic*
*notably drunk*
Wahtn goaning on *hic* o-ovar hre?

-Taokaka-

Hey there smelly guy!

Mao

*hic*
Helow cxt p-presne, thning

Mako-chan

Who thought it was a good idea to give Mao alcohol?

Miss_Kawakami

"What in the world is this.. mess!?"

Hillock

Mememachines, son!

Mao

*hic*
I'm a bratandr of corz i c-can geh alchohle!

Hillock

I will bump this to see what happens...
R E V I V E ! ! !

-Taokaka-

Meow meow

*still naping with mako on her tummy

Mako-chan

Nya~! *purring*

-Taokaka-

*also starts purring

Meoooow purrrrrrrrr

Hillock

I-I must not... I. have. to. resist.
*WILLPOWER!!!!!*

-Taokaka-

What's wrong white guy? You seem flustered meow!

Mako-chan

Hillock, you're one of us too, nya~!

Mao

*hic*
Wht r thiyn tahlkinging lihk xats?

Hillock

I. Need. To. Resist. I. CanÂ´t...

-Taokaka-

Smelly guy you need to not be drunk! Tao doesn't understand you meow!

Mako-chan

(gotta take a test and let my phone charge so I'll catch you guys in a bit)
*is fast asleep*

Hillock

Gah... I. canÂ´t...
*Goes with @Mako and @Tao and falls asleep*

-Taokaka-

*pats mako-chan's head

Good luck cat lady!

-Taokaka-

*goes back to naping with hill and mako

PlatinumTheTrinity

What's with all the crazy cats!? Is there an infection going around!? Tao finally corrupted the world!

Luna... Don't be maaad... They're so cuuuute...

-Taokaka-

You look like lacking lady!