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Lavenza's House
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*Throws her bag to the side and sits on the couch*

I'm beat...

*Turns on the TV*

"~Everyday's great at your Junes~"

...
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*Rests her feet on the coffee table*

Wonder what else is on...

*Switches channels*

"And now for the weather..."
*There's a knock at the door*
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Hmm?

*Gets up and goes to the door*

*Opens it*
*It was none other than Makoto Yuki!* Hello.
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Hi, dad! *Hugs him*
*He hugs her back*
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Come on in, I'll get you something to drink.
*he nods and steps in, taking his shoes off at the door of course*
Oh , hi guys
How are you guys?
Hey
Sorry I got a little behind.
@bluehairedemo
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Would coffee be alright?
*Oh hai mark*
*I would meme now, but nah*
@IamThou
That'd be fine.
@RobowaifuAigis
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Oh! Come on inside, mom!

*Starts making coffee*
Oh good
Coffee is godly at this hour.
*SET CANON TIME FOR SCENARIO: _____*
*SHIT I'M NOT READY*
*Um... right now??*
That house still very safe from those damn machines ...
*CANON TIME SET TO: "GO WITH THE FLOW"*

*RESUMING EVENT*

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*Goes over to her parents with two cups of coffee*

Here you go! ❤️
*it is the current hour who up? *
Ah, thank you dear daughter.
Thank you. *He takes a sip* God I needed this...
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*Sits down with them*

Working at Boss' cafe made me good at making coffee!
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The secret to good coffee is to put love into it. Err...not the AkiraKurusu kind of love.
*I think Yuki an Aigis had enough love after last night. ZING* Shut it!
Oh god
I'm glad I wasn't around for that...
*takes a sip*
*Nice one*
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...
... Don't listen to the narrators Sweetie, they'll plague your mind.
Yes... Ignore them at all costs.
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(Lavenza, you aren't imagining your parents having sex are you?)

Nope.

(Are you sure?)

Yes I am sure.

(Shouldn't you have taken a bath when you got home? Now you're gonna smell sweaty in front of your par-)

Shut up.
Why do the narrators do this? (I don't usua-) Yes. Yes you do.
... Lavenza... Is there something you're hiding from us?
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(How about you go tell them about the letters?)

Huh that might be a good idea.

Hey, mom...
*Leaves. Because he doesn't want to listen to this*
@RobowaifuAigis
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So I found these things inside my locker.

*Shows her some love letters written by a couple of weirdos at her school*
@RobowaifuAigis
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Should I write them anything back?
Ewww
Gross
*Somehow a sword appears in Yuki's hands* What are their names?
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(Shit your dad might be onto you, you dirty little girl)

I'm not dirty, okay?

(Yeah "not dirty" my ass your brain's filled with lewd thoughts about Taiga and Ari3s)

S-SHUT UP!
Megidolaon them... I mean..
@bluehairedemo
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N-n-no need for violence, father!

It's okay, I'm not into boys anyways...
Then burn the letters.
BURN THE HEATHENS
@bluehairedemo
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*Summons pyro jack to burn the letters*
Um... do it where nothing else can burn...
@bluehairedemo
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Oh, right. Pyro jack please do it outside.

"HEE HO"

Thank you.
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So, father, mother...

Do you want to talk about anything?
Lavenza, if you ever get letters like that again do one of three things, burn the letters, tear them up, or Megidolaon.
Yes
Exactly what your father said.
@bluehairedemo
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Understood, father.

( >:) )

What are you pla-

HOTDOG 🌭🌭🌭 HOTDOG

(Haha gotcha)

What in the world did you make me say?!
....
How sadistic
@RobowaifuAigis, @bluehairedemo


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Oh don't mind me, I'm just...a bit tired, yeah! Hahaha...
Lavenza...
Ok then...
@bluehairedemo, @RobowaifuAigis
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Do you two want some more coffee?

(Wait didn't Yuki have sex with your sis-)

NO OF COURSE NOT SHUT UP.
Welp
She has narrator syndrome alright...
*Christ man how dirty can you get?!*
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*Casts Makajam on herself*

(Hey what are y-)

Better.
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So, how was your morning, mother and father?
It was good
Had a hair problem.
It was a struggle... a struggle to get out of bed and fixing bed hair.
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I get those sometimes, too. It's probably because of my really long hair. Think I should get a haircut?
Your hair is fine Sweetie.
@bluehairedemo
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Aww, thanks dad.
Trust me
Longer is better.
@RobowaifuAigis
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For some reason I get really aroused when somebody else strokes or combs it.

Is that weird?
*cough *it'stotallynot *cough*
... I didn't need to know that... *Who are you to judge?*
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One of the girls in my class called me a "midget Rapunzel".

I had Oni talk with her.
... Good.
Bet it was a nice chat.
I hope she didn't know how to negotiate
*Best slice of life anime in this AU*
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Yeah she won't be insulting anyone for a while.

*Chuckles*
*He yawns* ...
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Or for eternity...
@bluehairedemo
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Still sleepy, father?
Good job daughter.
OOC: This looks fun but I don't wanna butt in.
@-Labrys-
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Aunt Labrys? Are you there?
Yeah. We were up all night...
Yup
All night.
@bluehairedemo
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You can take a nap in my bedroom if you want.
(You know what they did, don't you?)

*Makajam*
It's fine...
If we need one we'll rest at home
*after you fix th-*SHUT IT.
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Oh, okay.

Well...

Umm...
Anyway, we should get going.
Yes, we just wanted to make sure that you are OK.
@bluehairedemo
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O-oh! Thanks for stopping by.

*Hugs him*

I love you, dad.
@RobowaifuAigis
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*Hugs her*
Thanks, mom. I don't want to worry you guys so I try to stay careful.


*he hugs her back* I love you too sweetie.
*hugs her back*
We will check on you now and then
So be prepared.
@RobowaifuAigis
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I will. I love you! 💖
I love you too.
OOC: That felt natural for some reason. I love you guys 💖
OOC: This is so sweet 💖
💕💕💕
OOC: ... You know it kinda did.
OOC: Welp, if any of these characters die... I'm dead...emotionally anyway.
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Well, I'll probably take a bath now.

*Goes upstairs to the bathroom*
@RobowaifuAigis
OOC: Lavenza has not truly died yet. And I'll make it stay that way.

For the sake of the Yuki family.
Do you have video games ?
*Thank god*
*Takes off her clothes*

*Turns on the shower*
I already saw the thread wheere you died and it was intense
*Washes her delicate loli body*
*SKIP BATH SCENE?*

Yes

>No
Don't skip the anime cutscenes
*Touches her chest*

Will they ever be as big as mom's?

...

*Continues to scrub her body*
@IamThou
Sorry I'll skip it
Just for amy not kicking me out with her hammer
Continue
*A few minutes later*

*Dries her hair*

*Puts on her clothes*
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*Goes downstairs*

*Cleans up the coffee table*
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*Opens the fridge*

Hmm...

*Takes the pudding from the back*

*Closes the fridge door*

*Goes to her bedroom*
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*Eats the pudding*


...

*Sigh* I wish you were here, Taiga...
Feelings I presume?
@-Akira_Kurusu-
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*Sees Joker enter her room*
Oh. I forgot you were here.

Take a seat.
Ok *sits in a chair*
@-Akira_Kurusu-
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You know Akira, I get a little lonely sometimes. I'm usually just all by myself here.

I see all these happy couples like mom and dad and to be honest...

I'm feeling a bit envious.
OOC: Im so sorry!! It's just hard to RP so many characters!! I knew it was a bad idea to create a love story like that! I'm really really sorry q.q
You ruined the moment
Urusai, baka!! Let me talk to my lover.
Beautiful.
BAKA!! BAKA!! BAKA!! BAKA!! URUSAI!!
BAKA!! BAKA!! BAKA!! BAKA!! URUSAI!! BAKA!!
*zooms up on moped and leaves a crate at the door*

*its a crate of sparkling water...strawberry kiwi?*

*bows*

Thank you for using our services.

*gets back on moped and zooms off*
*sigh* I'm done trying to reason with you.
Baka...
The hell? *pickes up crate and puts it on the table*
OOC: Whoops sorry I was away
@Taiga_Aisaka
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Taiga! *Runs over to her and gives her a hug*

I missed you!
@Taiga_Aisaka
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Kiss me and call me a moron. I love it when you do that!

*Kisses Taiga*
I'll talk later I got to go to Shujin right now bye
*kisses back*

I'm sorry... Baka... Don't make me apologize.
*zooms up on moped*

Taxi service for @-Akira_Kurusu- to Shujin. Thank you for using our services.

*zooms off with him on the back of my bike*
You look stupid with that head thing on... I like it...
@Taiga_Aisaka
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So...what have you been up to?
High school life.
@Taiga_Aisaka
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Same. ❤️
OOC: Im really really sorry! RPing multiple characters is really hard
OOC: But this romance is too cute to let go
OOC:I'll let you go back to your other chars after this last question
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Should I introduce you to my parents?
💖💖💖
Eh?! Uhh... Are you sure they'd like me? Not that I care, but...
OOC: Crap!! I'm gonna be busy in a few minutes. Let's wait, I'm so sorry
@Taiga_Aisaka
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I'm sure they will! They're very nice people, and you're a very nice person!
Smash first
@-Akira_Kurusu-
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I'm sorry but I'm waiting til Mar-

Oh wait I already slept with her...

*Red as hell face*
B-baka! Don't mention that!
@Taiga_Aisaka
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I'm sorry, sweetheart!
❤️
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*Drags Taiga to the bed and spends a long time with her*
Wow..
@-Akira_Kurusu-
OOC: You got your wish.
OOC: Ok I'm done
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*Wakes up*

*Stops nibbling on Taiga's ears*

*Quietly yawns*

*Carefully gets up from bed*

*Fixes Taiga's blanket*

*Gives her a gentle kiss on the forehead*

I love you.

*Goes to the bathroom and takes a shower*
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