Honestly I wouldn't accept this because I use the internet for work reasons as well. However I thought it would be a nice dilemma.

Would you.... pay the bill?

It's free internet. No matter where you are. Still have to pay bills for other reasons.

What does WYPTB mean?

"Will You Press The Button?"

Pressing the theoretical button makes the event happen.

I wouldn't. I use the net to cheat at games to much.

Uhh... It's called a phone, you kinda already have Internet everywhere.

I also mentioned the internet was free in a later post.