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He won't shut up about ramen...
Okay there's this kid in my school who keeps talking about ramen and wanting to have sex with the teachers. I think he needs his heart taken. No particular reason honestly. I just don't like his stupid face and his ramen obsession.
You could always kill him
Completely understandable.
Kick him in the balls, Punch him in the face, and spit on him.
Will that increase my courage?
Man I'm so glad I never needed to hang out with a loser like that
No. You will become a super wimp.
Lock him into a room for a month and tell him you will let him out only if he stops the ramen eating and teacher fucking.
why are you so mean to naruto
Teach him the wonder that is chawanmushi. Then he'll forget all about ramen. Maybe.
yes, murder is always a viable option.