You do realise unless he's a persona user he can't hear you right? Also the fact that you are betraying them right now if you are actually serious.

...Hello kitty, *pets* what's with the cute meowing...You hungry. I have some fatty tuna left from lunch, here you go *feeds @Mona*

*Codec call*
"Shouldn´t you be chasing @Dewrraven?"

@Police-Chief

I'm far too old, my legs are not what they used to be, i simply lead my men now