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Dr Takemi
Medical Help
If anyone has a medical ailment I am here to help.
Yuuki Makoto
Yeah I'm a door atm. How can I go back to being a reg human?
Akechi-kun
Do you help with crippling daddy issues and desire to be loved? Asking for a friend.
Tman2bard
You have an idea for a better antihistamine? Most of the stuff I take either puts me to sleep or doesn't work at all. I can't stand having my pollen allegry flare up at the worst times
SemiTruckDriver
It burns when I pee. Like really bad. Idk what it could be, so I hope you could help me goth doctor
Dr Takemi
@Yuuki Makoto: Hope that they make another spin off game with you in it so you can relive your life.
NoirPT
can you cure my depression
Dr Takemi
@Akechi-kun: Unfortunately I am not an agony aunt, you should tell your 'friend' to, how should I put it, get over it.
Yuuki Makoto
Where Atlus hq at? They gonna catch these doorknobs until another spinoff arrives
Dr Takemi
@Tman2bard: Try stuffing your nose with tissues, can't have pollen allergies if pollen can't get in there.
Tman2bard
@Dr Takemi wow... I don't know what to say to that
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Does your clinic provide Logic Virus Vaccines? We're uh. Running into some issues here in the year 11945.
Dr Takemi
@SemiTruckDriver: You could have an infection, I have some pills for that but I warn you I haven't tested them extensively...
Dr Takemi
@NoirPT: While I can't offer counselling, I do have antidepressants which have a minimal chance of success.
Dr Takemi
@Yuuki Makoto: I am a doctor, not an atlus worker
NoirPT
please and thank you doc
Labrys From Boston
What is ya medical recommendation on fistin' robots?
Dr Takemi
@YorHa: I'm sorry, I am unable to supply people in the future, unless you can provide the technology there isn't much I can do.
Dr Takemi
@NoirPT: I hope you feel better soon.
Dr Takemi
@Labrys: Do not fuck the robot.
Labrys From Boston
:/
Arsène
I have been fused into a Slime. Do you have something that could resolve this predicament?
Mona
How do I get someone to sleep? Asking for a friend
Mona
I also want Ann Takamaki to love me
Dr Takemi
@Arséne: Hope your protagonist re-purchases you from the velvet room. Or you get fused into something with more...body.
Dr Takemi
@Mona: I can prescribe sleeping pills, make sure your friend only takes one otherwise there could be complications.I'm sorry but there is no such thing as love potions, so I'm unable to help with your second problem.
Minako
Cure for death maybe?
Mona
If he takes more than one will he sleep longer?
Dr Takemi
@Minako: I'm not able to help with that, unless you have the ability to change cognition to make people believe you're actually canon.
AxeRobot
I'm looking for a cure for my accent
Dr Takemi
@Mona: It could endanger his life if he takes more than one, but they haven't been tested fully yet so I'm unsure.
Dr Takemi
@AxeRobot: Try the Japanese dub.
Sonickick
Yes Please
Dr Takemi
@Sonickick: What is your ailment?