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Fishing Adventure: Round 2
Alright, Ichigaya huh? Maybe I'll catch something good here...
Catch a spicy meme
@3xcal1bur

A did that once, Pod 153 categorized it as garbage.
*in a row boat with an RPG*
no need to worry,
fishing will so damn esay to get a lot of money to upgrade your weapons.
ooc: will be so damn esay**********
*materializes while wearing a fishing cap*
I'm going blast fishing...
I heard some legendary fish called a Guardian could be found here. Hoping that one of these days, I'll be able to catch it.
Also if that purple goo snake shows up again, I need to be ready... to kill it... because that plot thread...

*CAMERA ZOOMS IN DRAMATICALLY UP TO 9S'S FACE*

...has yet to be resolved.
*Turns the lake into blood and the fish into demon fish*

Now this would make for an interesting fishing show.

*Giggles*
@YoRHa No.9 Type S is that a goddamn machine?
...Nothing's biting.

*And so 9S patiently waited.*
*starts fishing...with some high-end fishing gear* ahh... nothing like being on a boat, catching some fish...*falls asleep*
@YoRHa No.9 Type S i think you need something will take that guardian on....
*wakes up* oh...the lake is blood now...welp, this isn't the first time this has happened...I wonder if my RPG will help...
@-Lucifer-

Hey, can you turn the pond back to normal please? If I catch something under these conditions it won't feel legitimate.

@Starwaddle H-Hey, be careful there. Don't want to let a fish on the line get away!

@YoRHaTypeANo2 No, there aren't any machines involved here. Just a casual fishing trip.
Meh, they bite, and I'll pull it up. I know what I'm doing...
*looking at everyone with amused look on his face*
@YoRHa No.9 Type S then give it to me, now!
What sort of devilry is this?!

*Hushes his voice realizing that he might be scaring the fish away*

W-well. I shall see to it that this pond is restored to it's former glory.

*Grimoire Weiss absorbs the magic cast upon the pond, returning the pond to it's normal watery state.*

Alright. Just make sure you stay quiet. Don't want to scare them away.
*sees to the flying book and waves hi*
I wonder what that was all about?

Anyways, the pond's back to normal so now to just wait for the right moment...
@YoRHaTypeANo2

...Give what to you?
*shrugs to 9S about what he said*
@YoRHa No.9 Type S just give it to me!
i'll try!
*takes 9s' fishing rod and started fishing
with my current skill maybe i'll get the guardian
Awww... Book-san is no fun...

Hmm...

*Jumps into the water and changes shape*
@Magatsu-Izanagi

Eh, alright.

*Pod 153 stirs within the waters.*

Oh! I've got a bite!

*9S reels it in and it's...!!!*
A Koi fish... Well, gotta start somewhere I suppose.
Oh, I got a bite! *Reels up...*
by the way, why am i seeing a damn cooking book flying all around with a speech
is that a damn text-to-speach machine?
A boot? Well...at least I can throw it at someone... *Casts line after pocketing boot*
*A demonic shark fin approaches...*
*her fishing rod starting to be heavy
maybe this is the guardian!
*tries to pull out the fishing rod
you goddamn guardian come, so i can tear you into damn pieces!!!
@YoRHaTypeANo2

Hey, quiet down! You're scaring them away!
*put his hand out to 9S to try out fishing*
@YoRHa No.9 Type S do you know it?
*2B silently walks up to 9S's side and takes a seat via her holographic chair. Offering Pod 042 some bait before sending it off into the pond.*

...
@YoRHaTypeANo2 Huh? I don't personally know any fish.
Ah, 2B. Great that you could join us!

*9S silences his voice realizing that he's likely scaring away the fish.*

......

Pod 153 is cast into the waters yet again.
Wait...is that a demon shark?
T-This fish is really strong, B-But i won't lose for that G-Goddamn machine-fish thing!
*tries to pull it, but the fishing rod broke
Damn it! *hits her hand to the ground
*2B gives 9S a nod in acknowledgement, gesturing 👌 to him as well.*
...



...



hey @YoRHa No.9 Type S , is she silent in this whole time?
Hey A2, 2B, and 9S, notice my persona is fishing with you.
@The_Hunter and who you might be shady one?
I am a friend of 2B and 9S.

*shoot his Church cannon but blows up infront of him in an attempts of doing Red Neck fishing*
@The_Hunter i see, so this is the challenge me and you, *grins a little * lets start then
*9S gestures 👌 at 2B as well, and smiles*

@Starwaddle

I-I'd avoid trying to catch that one if I were you.

@YoRHaTypeANo2

*9S shakes his head.*
I'm trying to limit how much noise I make as to not disturb the fish, @YoRHaTypeANo2.

Besides.. I'm not very talkative in the first place.

*She crosses her arms, patiently waiting for Pod 042 to lure in a catch.*
Well. So much for the peace and quiet I guess...
*smoke clears up to sees the bottom half of the hunter with sparks flying out*
Meh, so long as it doesn't get in the way of my RPG, I'm okay with it.
@YoRHa No.9 Type S so you really **** her so much, are you, well like i said at first, good luck with confessing with her....


*a2 begins to think about something


i don't know why does this brings me up to my past, maybe i should ignore it and enjoy for now
@YoRHa No.2 Type B well this is my challenge to get the damn guardian right now


*a2 uses to fishing by a strong fishing rod
i'll never lose for now
*her fishing rod started to be strong

so this is it it, huh, I'll f***ing catch you now !!!


*tries to pull it out
{Pod 153} Report: Garbage.

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Oh, looks like I caught another meme. What do you think of this one, A2?

https://imgur.com/xyka6a7
OOC: Oops reposting image

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@YoRHa No.9 Type S this sucks



*still trying to pull it out

gh-!



*the guardian gets out from the sea by a2 fishing rod





is that..... the guardian
I don't get it. I just keep getting boots. *Reels up a boot* I'm not going to complain. I can throw them at heads.
No, I think you might've hooked the demon shaped like a fish there, A2.
*pant*.....*pant*....*pant*....

did i really do this..... or it is an image problem right now....
@YoRHa No.9 Type S don't ask that damn thing again
now can we kill that damn guardian?
If that is your method in fishing could you perhaps trying using a more.. quiet firearm, @The_Hunter?

*2B's attention is pulled by her Pods erractic movement in the water, giving it a silent command to reel it in and return to her.*

..Koi.
@YoRHaTypeANo2

No. We're trying to catch fish, not kill them.
Ah, nice one, 2B!

*9S casts Pod 153 into the water again*

Hmmm what'll it be this time...
@YoRHa No.9 Type S what's the good thing about that damn guardian
@YoRHaTypeANo2

It's a legendary fish. I want to see it with my own eyes and figure out why humans appreciated it so much.
*9S's Pod begins to move erratically*

Oh! I think I've got something!!

*9S reels in his Pod to find...*

A... tire.
@YoRHa No.9 Type S ......


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do anything you want about that damn guardian
i'll sit over there and see that sh**ty cook book and what does it work
Thank you, 9S. I'm glad it was an actual fish and not garbage.

*She resupplies Pod 042 with more bait before recasting it into the water. Aiming its tragectory much father in the pond this time.*
*catches @-Grimoire-Weiss-
now, who are you? you book machine.
I hear humans used to play with tires such as those by somehow fitting themselves inside the rim and rolling down hills, @Yo.RHa No.9 Type S
I'm not sure if I'd want to give that a try or not, 2B.

*9S casts Pod 153 yet again*
*walks back to where his blown up corpse was*

Well then... is this strange 2B?

*points to his previous dead body*
I would try, but I doubt I could fit myself in one along with my weapons.

*She hums thoughtfully, looking up at the sky as she waits for another fish to bite.*
..................

*9S almost falls asleep waiting for a bite*
@YoRHa No.2 Type B i want to tell you something
*9S snaps back to attention after hearing 2B*

Ah, right! Especially if you were using Beastlord. I know for sure that wouldn't fit in the tire.
OOC: Also, I should have noted at the beginning that this is a lore safehaven but /shrug
I am likely not a person qualified to answer that, considering I have to do the same being a Battle Type YoRHa Unit, @The_Hunter.
this isn't the right time,
well i should leave now
*leaves*
*yawn*

Nothing's... biting... yet...

*Pod 153 stirs to immediately contradict 9S's statement*

Whoa!
@YoRHa No.9 Type S Exactly. If anything I'd just get myself stuck. And then never hear the end of it from 6O...

@YoRHaTypeANo2 And what is that?
*Tugging Pod 153 back to him, 9S can tell this one's a bit bigger than the previous things he's snagged.*

C'mon... just a little more...

{Pod 153} Report: Catch successful.

An Arapaima! Not quite the Guardian, but I think that's still a solid catch!
@YoRHa No.2 Type B i'll...... talk it to you when you you are alone without 9s....... just.. you remind me of my past self so i came with this up to talk with, but not for now
Nice catch, 9S.

*She looks at his catch, giving him a pat on the head for his achievement before her attention is drawn to her own Pod. Calling it back to her only to find... a golden head of a machine. To which she just stares dumbfoundly at in her hands.*

....
Yo! Nines! *A wild Yuki approaches... looking a bit older.*
Th-Thanks, 2B.

*After being pat on the head, 9S stretches his arms out*

Aaaalright. I think with that I think I'm all set with my fishing quota for today. Say 2B-

*9S notices what 2B caught.*

Oh. Well, at least that'll probably sell for quite a bit.

Anyways, the fishing pond is still open, but I'm headed out for now. I'll see you around 2B, and I'll be sure to report back to you if I find anything out about the Plume of Dusk Project!
Ah, I see @YoRHaTypeANo2. Alright then, A2. You can talk about it when we're alone.
Oh! Hey Yuki! Sorry, unfortunately you caught me just as I was about to head out for now, but feel free to try your hand at the pond while I'm out!
...yuki...why the fuck are you older?
Oh well, next time I guess.
It must've been the Nexus adjusting me to my proper age.
*nods to what 2B said but hits a snag*

What the flying fuck is that!?

*gets pulled down and gets dragged into the lake*

HELP ME!!!
I suppose it can.. But anyway, alright 9S. I'll likely stay for a bit more. Good luck and see you again soon, 9S.

*Gives 9S a ✌️ as he leaves. Recasting her Pod into the pond.*
Oh...okay...I don't know how to feel about this...
*He help hunter out of the lake*
*helps becomes futile and gets dunked into the lake*
.... Shit...
i wonder what are these human talking all about...
*2B rises from her seat, and just as Hunter is entirely pulled under the water she throws the golden machine head with enough strength to insta-kill whatever is the cause of dragging him down.*
*rises out of the water while rodeos a Goliath Biped*

WhhhAT the HELL IS THIS THING!?!

*it runs to the closet forest and self-destructs leaving the forest intack*
.... That... happened.
...It certainly did.
*He looks at 2B* Do I... know you?
What the....
was that golden thing a goddamn machine?!
*2B shrugs, tilting her head as well as crossing her arms.*

..Not sure.
And yes it was @YoRHaTypeANo2. I just fished it up not too long ago, actually.
Eh, well I'm Makoto Yuki.
@YoRHa No.2 Type B
...

...
i see
*closes her eyes a little
*walks out of the forest still alive...ish*

I am okay... just hit a snag on that thing...

*falls overs and faints*
Nice to meet you, Makoto. I'm 2B.

*She nods to him, seating herself back down.*
2B? Oh yeah, Nines talked about you.
..Did you want it, @YoRHaTypeANo2?
@YoRHa No.2 Type B yeah, yeah, whatever you want...
I'm sure I'll be able to fish it back out again for you, @YoRHaTypeANo2.

Ah, has he now @bluehairedemo?
@YoRHa No.2 Type B don't push yourself anyway...


*noticed that blue haired guy

who could that human be...?
Yeah. Though it was a while ago.
I'm Makoto Yuki.
*2B nods, pulling Pod 042 back to her once it has another bite... Which of course is another golden head of a machine.*

...

*She stands and turns to A2, and hands her the head as she heads on her way.*

Here you are, A2. I'd stay around for longer but I have to be on my way now. Goodbye to you as well as everyone else.
@YoRHa No.2 Type B

*opens her eyes


...thank you, but i didn't force you to



*takes the golden fish machine