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RobowaifuAigis
Aigis's Bar and Grill: Grand Reopening
Welcome friends! The Kirijo Corp finally finished renovations, and we are ready to serve you all!
Ari3s
I'll take a fsteak.
bluehairedshadow
*Shadow Yuki walks in* Hellooooooooooooo cuties!
RobowaifuAigis
@Ari3s
Right away!

@bluehairedshadow
...oh it's you.
bluehairedshadow
Awww, you're not happy to see me?
RobowaifuAigis
And why would I be?
You are just a cheap knock off Yuki.
lnari
@bluehairedshadow I'm happy to see you!
bluehairedshadow
Ouch...
lnari
Do you guys serve regret?
RobowaifuAigis
@Ari3s
*slides you a plate*
You're fsteak ma'am.
RobowaifuAigis
*your
bluehairedshadow
Now C'mon, I'm better than the og Yuki, babe.
RobowaifuAigis
@lnari
The blue haired one is full of it.
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedshadow
Oh really
Prove it.
Ari3s
What fsteak.

*It's...already gone.*

I don't see a fsteak.
RobowaifuAigis
@Ari3s
I shall make you another then.
bluehairedshadow
*Demiurge appears behind him* Can he control that?
Starwaddle
Hey. Can I get a fsteak on a stick?
Ari3s
Please do, madame!
RobowaifuAigis
@Ari3s
*slides you another fsteak*

@Starwaddle
Sure, I can make it for ya.

@bluehairedshadow
Eh... It would be a breeze for him.
bluehairedshadow
Grrr... Wait... why are you giving him so much praise?
Ari3s
*Once again, gone in the blink of an eye.*
Starwaddle
Okay.
RobowaifuAigis
@Starwaddle
*hands you a fsteak stick*
Here you are.

@Ari3s
Do you need another one?

@Bluehairedshadow
Maybe because he's my husband, and he would throw your ass under a bus any day.
bluehairedshadow
Is he now. Then where's your ring?
Tatsuya
*Walks in* Hey everyone how's it going. And I'm not here for food just felt like stopping by.
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedshadow
Why don't you come closer, and I'll show you?
RobowaifuAigis
@Tatsuya
Oh hello Mr. Tatsuya.
bluehairedshadow
*He steps closer*
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedshadow
Oh come on
You can get closer
I won't bite... Especially not you.
Starwaddle
Thanks. *Eats FSteak* welp, I'm going home. Take care.
bluehairedshadow
*He's pretty much leaning over the counter at this point.*
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedshadow
*leans in close, lips almost an inch apart*
You ready?
bluehairedshadow
Oh you know it.
Tatsuya
*Stares at them* Jeez you kids and your weirdness.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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Hey mom, I know a way to help out here!

*Heads to the piano*
IamThou
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RobowaifuAigis
Ok then... *her eyes flash yellow, and her fist suddenly connects with your face*
bluehairedshadow
*He withstood the attack, still standing there*
Not bad...
Shadowwaifuaigis
@bluehairedshadow
*her disguise falls completely apart*
Ha.... I can't believe your dumbass fell for it.
bluehairedshadow
Eh, not everything goes the way you want.
Tatsuya
So I'm wondering... Why do you two hate each other?
Shadowwaifuaigis
@IamThou
Lavenza, you might wanna run... Now.
IamThou
@Shadowwaifuaigis
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Okay, mom!

(Caroline: Give em hell, mother.)

*Gets out of the building*
Shadowwaifuaigis
@Tatsuya
Maybe because he has a higher than thou attitude... Just like someone else I know.
bluehairedshadow
Well, that can't be your only punch.
-Hitoshura-
Hey I heard there was gonna be a rumble here.

Got any front row tickets?
Tatsuya
By someone else you mean me?
Shadowwaifuaigis
@bluehairedshadow
You get the next blow for free, so make it count.
bluehairedshadow
Well then. *He punches her right in the gut, not holding back at all*
-Hitoshura-
*Takes a seat and eats some popcorn*
Shadowwaifuaigis
*she doubles over, but still remains standing*
Hee... I bet your dead mother can hit harder than that.
*she suddenly dashes forward and tackles you to the ground*
bluehairedshadow
What the fuck did you just say?! *He... somehow kicks her off... huh. Well they're shadows, there's barely any logic*
Shadowwaifuaigis
*lands softly on her feet from the kick*
I don't think I was stuttering... Let me say it again... YOU'RE DEAD MOTHER COULD HIT HARDER!
*Aims a punch right for your gut*
Shadowwaifuaigis
*YOUR
bluehairedshadow
DEMIURGE!!! *It casts Megidolaon, blasting them both away*
Shadowwaifuaigis
Oh shit... *flies right into a wall*
Oooww..
-Hitoshura-
My money's on the metal chick.
bluehairedshadow
*He flies into a bunch of tables and chairs and whatever bars have* Tch...
Shadowwaifuaigis
*pull herself out of the wall*
Ok.. So that's how you wanna play!
Samael, Fire breath!
*fire quickly spews out, however the bar catches on fire as well*
Eh... Collateral damage.
bluehairedshadow
*He stands up* Well?! Come at me!!
Shadowwaifuaigis
*Dashes straight at you*
Don't mind if I do!
bluehairedshadow
*He's just standing there... menacingly!*
Shadowwaifuaigis
*moves to kick your legs out from under you*
So full of yourself...
bluehairedshadow
Grabs your legs and pulls you down*
Shadowwaifuaigis
Crap!
*Falls down as well*
bluehairedshadow
*He gets back up.*
Shadowwaifuaigis
*she gets back up as well, but is breathing a little heavily*
Geez, anyone every tell you to just stay down? You fucking asshole!
*moves to punch him again*
bluehairedshadow
*He grabs her arm and pulls her in. He then..... Kisses her?* ....
Shadowwaifuaigis
*is stunned by the kiss*
bluehairedshadow
*He pulls away*
Hillock
The first thing I see is two shadows kissing...
Are you still open?
Shadowwaifuaigis
*stays dazed for a second, but recovers her senses*
..... OH YOU.. FUCKING...
*tackles him to the ground and kisses him*
bluehairedshadow
*Yeah... i don't think they're open...*
Hillock
(Hentai intesifies)
Hillock
*Hillock will remember this*
OOC: We need a @Mako-chan!
Shadowwaifuaigis
*pulls back from the kiss and slaps him the face twice, and then gets up*
You know what... It's a draw, but next time... You are DEAD!
*Sinks into the ground and darts away*
Shadowwaifuaigis
*him in the face
bluehairedshadow
Wow...
Hillock
*@Shadowwaifuaigis will remember this*
Hillock
*@bluehairedshadow will remember thus*
Hillock
Well... my break is over... so, yeah, I... have to go... you can continue... with that... bye...
*leaves*
RobowaifuAigis
*walks by and notices the burned
down bar*
....it's way too early for this shit... I just have Mitsuru fix it.
RobowaifuAigis
*I'll
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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Mom, you look tired. Want some spaghetti?

*Offers Aigis a plate of spaghetti*
Hillock
(Nobody is going to say nothing about the two shadows kissing? No? Uh, well...)
IamThou
(Nope.)
RobowaifuAigis
@IamThou
Thank you dear.
*takes the plate and starts eating*
bluehairedemo
*Yuki walks in* Hey Aigis- Christ! What happened?!
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
*Does a really cute smile at her mother*
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(Justine: Hey did it ever come to your mind that we might be shadows?) (Caroline: No. I don't know...maybe? I really have no idea what we are. I think we're the old man's puppets or something?)
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
I honestly have no clue... Apparently there were kissing shadows... I'm not even gonna question it.
RobowaifuAigis
@IamThou
So.. Adorable...
bluehairedemo
Oh god... that's cute.
IamThou
@bluehairedshadow, @RobowaifuAigis
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*Looks at her parents*

Umm, is something the matter?
IamThou
Wrong @ shit
RobowaifuAigis
You're just so cute.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis, @bluehairedemo
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*Blushes and giggles*

R-really?
RobowaifuAigis
@IamThou
Yes, really.
*hugs her*
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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*Hugs her as well*

*Giggle* I get that a lot from you two and Taiga.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis, @bluehairedemo
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Well I think both of you are cute when you're being sweet to each other. 💖
RobowaifuAigis
Awww...