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INARIQUEST
The best day of Inari F. Kitagawa's life is about to begin.
*Walking in the park*
*Walking on the beach*
*Walks by a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell*
*Walks by a homeless Michael from VSauce*
*A wild @Hillock appears*
*What do you want to do?*
*Continues walking and waits for Hillock to do a thing*
*You tried to run away*
*...*
*... but it failed!*
*The wild @Hillock used "Greeting"*
"Oh, hey Hillock! I'm just going for a little walk. Wanna come along?"

*Walks to city*
*Walks towards Inari and salutes*
*@Inari reflected the attack!*
*It´s very effective!*
*You befriended the wild @Hillock!*
(Song)
*Do you want to give a nickname to @Hillock?*
"Oh it's Bonafied-Monafied. You can come along if you want."

*Walks into a McDonalds Drive-Through and asks for some ice cream.*

"Ice cream machine broke."

"Understandable, have a nice day."

*Walks to train station*
"I don't have any names to give to Hillock right now... eh just keep it."

*Riding train*
*@Hillock will remember that*
*eating a sea salt ice cream in the city*
Has a whole cool package of them.
*Gets off train*
*Walks to NASA Space Station*
"Oh, it's Aki-Joker! Your choice if you wanna come."
*Hillock used "Infiltration"*
*...*
*Now you can pass through security systems!*
* Inari, sure. You guys can have some of my ice cream*

Aki joined the party
"Nice"
*Walks into space shuttle with @Hillock, @Aki-Joker, and @Bonafied-Monafied*
*Preses all the buttons*
*sits in the back and relaxes*
*@Hillock seems normal*
*Spaceship lifts off*

*Spaceship riding through space*
Weeh Space! \(*w*)|
*Hillock seems normal*
*Spaceship passes by moon*
OOc my handy dies. I come back later.

Aki sleeps
*Spaceship passes by Venus*
*@Hillock wants to know where are we going*
*Spaceship passes by Mercury*

"I'unno. I just got on here. You guys decided to follow me."
*Continues to press buttons*
"This is fun!"
*@Hillock... decides that answer is enough for now...*
*Spaceship continues to go in the same direction*
*Looks out the window*
"It seems the spaceship's heading straight for the sun."

*Inari is unfazed*
She looks at Inari wondering what the hell he is doing.
*@Hillock used "Makarakarm"*
*A magic shield is protecting him*
*@Hillock used "Makarakarm"*
*A magic shield is protecting @Bonafied-Monafied*
*@Hillock used "Makarakarm"*
*A magic shield is protecting @Inari*
*@Hillock used "Makarakarm"*
*A magic shield is protecting @Aki-joker*
"Thank you at @Hillock."
*The spaceship explodes, but it seems the passengers are fine.*

"Woah..."
Click to load youtube video
"@Miss_Kawakami, we're in space!"
*@Hillock thinks @Inari has consumed drugs!*
*...*
*@Hillock is questioning his own sanity!*
*Mona wonders what we do now that the ship is gone*
"Space!? How!?"
*Everyone that was in the spaceship suddenly get Stands! and they can fly!*

"Whee Space!"

*Is not on drugs*
*@Hillock used "THE WORLLLLLLDO"!*
"@Miss_Kawakami, uh... I was just taking a walk... I saw some of my friends... I lead them into a NASA Space Station... and here we are now, I guess?"
*Mona flies around in loops*
*Inari puts imprints our faces on The Sun*

"Cool..."
"allow me to join in!" She proceeds to do a space flip.
*Does some cool space tricks for a bit*
*@Hillock want´s someone to pat his head!*
"This has been a grand adventure Inari!"
*Pats Hillock's head*
"Look at this cool trick, Inari!" She does a space dab.
*@Hillock is happy!*
*@Hillock learned "Nyaaaaaa"*
*But @Hillock already know 4 attacks!*
*What attack do you want @Hillock to forget?*
"What does that do?"
*Just says "Nyaaaaa" and looks really cute*
*Probably useless*
"Uhh... forget Infiltration."
*1...2...3... ups!*
*@Hillock forgot "Infiltration"!*
*and...*
*@Hillock learned "Nyaaaaa"!*
*... you monster*
"Hey you guys wanna go set up a Moonbase or something?"
"Hell yeah! Let's set one up!"
*Flies to to Moon*
"Ok I don't actually know how to do this but nothing to lose, yeah?"
*@Hillock used "Nyaaaaaa"*
*He agrees with the plan*
*Mona grabs some broken parts of the ship*
"We can use these to help start building!"
*Inari does some stuff*
*Building and stuff*
*@Hillock sits and watches while being useless!*
*More stuff*
"Hillock what are you doing?"
*@Hillock is debilitated!*
*Mona helps Inari*
"What will we do once the base is built?"
"You mind If I help build, Inari~?"
"Eh..."

*Even more building*
What is even going on here. I just don't even know.
"@Firematthew Space stuff. Just another day in my life, you know?"
"Inari's life is a life full of amazement."
"It's almost done, guys."
*Fake Igor appears*
Are you in need of rehabilitation?
*Notices Fake Igor*
"whatareyoudoingherewerejustmakingamoonbaslikewhat"
Nope. *Equips flamethrower* Nope.
*Just a tiny bit more of building*
"You and your friends are of need of rehabilitation, there is no need to resist :)"
"@Firematthew what are you doing..."
Why are we in the need of rehabilitation? *Is obviously trying to stall for time*
"I need no rehabilitation!"
@Inari Oh right we are in space. *Unequips flamethrower, equips sword*
"yOu n3Ed to r3h@bilitate"
@FakeIgor
No. No we don't.
@Firematthew "0h yES yu d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
*Finishes Moonbase. It looks very beautiful and sturdy.*

"Ok, it's done! Now... how did FakeIgor and Firematthew get here?"
"I can sense people in need of rehabilitation"
*Has a teleporter in his pocket* Magic.
"@FakeIgor Hmm... must be Martians."
"Firematthew I... won't ask."
Though being able to sense people *Sarcastic voice engaged* in need of rehabilitation *Sarcastic voice disengaged* doesn't explain how you got here @FakeIgor.
"What do we do now?"
@Inari
It's fine just don't ask how I got the means for me to get here.
"Up to you guys. Though I do recommend investigating this Igor guy."
"Firematthew That's what I meant by "I won't ask""
Agreed. I may become quiet for awhile though, but I'll be here for awhile.
"Please don't"
*Imitating @FakeIgor's voice* Please do.
The Igor guy creeps me out.
"@FakeIgor why not? Is there something you don't want us to know?"
@Firematthew ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don't think he's the real igor. Then again I never met the real guy so I'm not the guy who should be saying that.
@Inari "Yes actually"
*Stares at @FakeIgor*
"Oh hello, are you in need of rehabilitation"
@FakeIgor "Can I like, touch your nose?"
@Bonafied-Monafied "You'll be agreed into a contract if you do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
*Eats some sea salt icecream*
"@FakeIgor Dude, we know you're secretly Yaldabaoth."
@FakeIgor "What kind of contract?"
"@FakeIgor If it's a contract to get Personas, I don't need one. I actually have a Persona and a STAND!!"
@Inari "Oh crap show do you know?"
"@FakeIgor Yeah... you did this last year. Joker defeated you and saved Christmas with the power of Satan though."
Satan? more like... Satan... yeah?
@Inari "Thats only because he didn't want to accept his rehabilitation"
"Him using a different means of rehabilitation highly offended me"
OCC: aka masterbaiting
@FakeIgor "Well we don't need rehabilitation so get on out of our base!"
@Bonafied-Monafied "no"
@FakeIgor No thanks.
@FakeIgor "I-I don't know what to do now..."
@Bonafied-Monafied "Forge a contract with me and be accepted into rehabilitation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
@FakeIgor "Never! I have Inari to guide me to the truth!"
"@Bonafied_Monafied Don't."
OOC: My finger slipped on the "-"
"Oh well, I'll stay here until you all agree"
"@Inari Don't worry, I wouldn't trust a man like that."
@Bonafied-Monafied "I'm still here"
*Ignores FakeIgor*
@FakeIgor "I mean if you're going to stay, would you like a cup of tea?"
@Bonafied-Monafied "I would like a cup of rehabilitation"
@FakeIgor "Well too bad, in space there is no rehabilitation!"
"@FakeIgor Uh... want some SeaSalt Icecream?"
@Bonafied-Monafied "What about the martians?"
@Inari "I would like some SeaSalt rehabilitation"
OOC: Did you just take the martians thing seriously lol
OCC: no, idk what im doing
@FakeIgor "Well you'd have to go to mars and see, we are currently on the moon."
"Just another day in my life..."

*Yawn* "I'm getting pretty sleepy."

*Enters Inari's room in Moonbase and proceeds to sleep*
"Ok I'll do that right now"

*Disappears into the velvet room"
OOC: It's actually getting pretty late for me irl. I can make another thread or we can keep this thread tomorrow if you guys want to continues this
*Mona sits floating in space questioning his life. A meteor than crashes into him senind him into the moon*
OCC: either is ok
OOC: We can do whatever ya want Inari, its up to you.
OOC: InariQuest 2 for tomorrow then?
OCC: defiantly
OOC: This is about as crazy as the cafes when stuff happens.
OCC: maybe
OOC: Wait has @FakeIgor ever been on one of the cafe threads?
OCC @Firematthew no i just joined this website yesterday
OOC: Trust me, join one of Boss's Cafe threads sometime. They are always crazy once something happens. It has been destroyed a couple of times.
@Firematthew right, ill join it later
Labrys is currently running a cafe thread right now though.