Can I marry the toaster?

rip my toaster :(

what the fuck

That doesn't answer my question

It's for bread

My toaster has gun hands and cute blonde hair.

I can marry MY toaster.

Exactly marrying toasters is in this season

my toaster blew up when i tried put it in a microwave oven

Is it a Dualit NewGen 4-Slice Toaster in Chrome?
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You would most likely burn yourself

Maybe put the toaster in the microwave and throw the microwave into a convection oven

I will give you three units of 🅱️epsi for the toaster

My toaster does a ding sound so I know when to take it out

Phrasing

Ah, so it's the Breville the "Lift

Don't label my wife to be

and Look" Toaster in white! (Sorry it cut-off for some reason)

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all toasters toast toast

hello toaster my old friend

Ive come to toast with you again.

But do all toasters toast toast?

@FakeIgor putting your toaster in the microwave does not rehabilitate the toaster or the microwave. It just breaks both.

@Gray_Tenebris i wasnt using it as a means of rehabilitation, i was trying to toast my bread quicker

@FakeIgor

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.