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Jill_Stingray

VA-11 Hall-A

-sets up behind the bar-
"right this shift should be quick"

NotIgor

All your bepsi are belong to me

Jill_Stingray

"we dont sell that here"
"we also dont serve minors"

NotIgor

I'm 64

Jill_Stingray

"And yet you act 6"

NotIgor

I'm just here for bepsi and some quality atmosphere clearly there is neither ave atque vale

Jill_Stingray

"It sure seems like it"

The_Hunter

*Enters in while taking a seat*

Ten Pile Drivers please...

*drops $1,700 on the counter*

Jill_Stingray

-takes the money and mixes up 10 pile drivers-
"Here ya go."

The_Hunter

Thank you...

*proceeds to drink all of them one by one*

Jill_Stingray

"Careful on your liver there"

The_Hunter

Fuck do I care... I've been called a beast in the bad way long enough...

*drops $890 on the counter as he downs his 7th Pile Driver*

I want five Cervic Spike...

Jill_Stingray

"Right pal"
-takes the money and makes 5 crevice spikes, making sure to add little karmotrine-

The_Hunter

*finishes his tenth Pile Driver but is trying his best to stay awake*

I*hic*am HERO damn it! Not som*hic* beasts who kill to de*HIC*end...

Jill_Stingray

"Sure pal."
"Sounds rough"

The_Hunter

THEY ARE BA*hic*ITS, and*burps*am the G*hic*DAMN HERO!

*begins to cry immensely after being fed up of being unjustly labeled*

Jill_Stingray

"Uh riight"
"You probably shouldnt drink much more"

The_Hunter

I know... but this is my way of coping after being through shit for so damn long... I even have a identity crisis as well damn it.

*chugs down a Cervic Spike while trying to calm down*

Jill_Stingray

"I suppose that may be fair, but I would somewhat like to avoid getting into trouble for letting you die due to overdrinking"

The_Hunter

I got nothing to live for so what's the fucking point?

*chugs down the last Cervic Spike and leaving $80 as a tip*

I'm heading home... Have a good night.

*exits the bar but albeit being very drunk*

Jill_Stingray

-yells after him-
"BE CAREFUL"

Stella_Hoshii

*brushes past Hunter on my way in*

...an interesting character, that is for sure.

*takes a seat*

Hello Miss Bartender.

Jill_Stingray

"Oh hello"
"What will it be?"

Stella_Hoshii

Hmmm...I'd like something Classy. And Sweet please.

Jill_Stingray

"Classy and sweet coming up"
-quickly mixes up a brandtini-
"Here you go"

Stella_Hoshii

Mmm...thank you Miss Bartender. Say...why is it called a Brandtini? Do you know?

*smiles, testing Jill on trivia as I take a gentle sip*

Jill_Stingray

"Some idiots felt martini was too simple for them"

Confederate_Valtr

*enters in and taking a seat*

Greetings barkeep. One Cobalt Velvet.

*drops $350 on the counter*

Jill_Stingray

"coming right up"
-quickly mixes up a cobalt velvet-

Stella_Hoshii

*sips drink, smiling*

Yeah, basically.

*laughs and fixes hair*

Could I get a Piano Man please?

Confederate_Valtr

Thank you ma'am.

*calmly drink it*

Jill_Stingray

"sure you can"
-mixes up the blue drink-

Confederate_Valtr

*finishes the drink and leaves $57 as a tip*

Thank you ma'am and have a nice day.

Stella_Hoshii

Mmm...this place is my favorite. Truly. I do believe that is due in part to you, Miss Bartender.

Jill_Stingray

"Thanks I guess"
"I don't think theres much else here to make it a favourite."

Stella_Hoshii

Hmmm...the...drab--I mean chique feel of the place?

Jill_Stingray

"You really dont need to make it seem better"

Fawx

*Enters and sits*
Good day. I'd like to be punched in the gut with a Gut Punch.
*gives $80*

Jill_Stingray

-quickly mixes a moderate karmotrine Gut Punch-
"Here kid"

Jill_Stingray

-starts washing some glasses-
"My breaks coming up soon"

Jill_Stingray

-walks out to the back alley and lights a cigarette-

3xcal1bur

*walks in*
what is this place?

Jill_Stingray

-Walks back in-
"hello, this is a bar."

Shiza_Salad

What is this place? Just a bar?

Hillock

*Enters*
Uh... place looks good
*Sits and waits*

3xcal1bur

Guess I shouldn't really have anything then. I'm not good at holding my liquor.

Jill_Stingray

"Yes."
"This is just a bar"
"What do you want to drink?"

Jill_Stingray

"you know its rude to enter a place and not order anything."