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Shiza_Salad
Shiz, Gun for Hire 5: Questionable Loyalties
*Shiza, once again sitting at his desk, is attending to his revolvers, repairing and such. He looks nervous and depressed*

I need a contract soon. Today's just been one of those days...
Shiza_Salad
SOMEONE HIRE ME. LET ME DO SHIT.
Cait_Sith
*walks in* Is this the place, nya?
Inari
Kill me. Do it.
Shiza_Salad
Welcome. My name's Shiza. Assassin. Mercenary. You want something dead? I'm your guy.
Shiza_Salad
Can do, Inari.

*Shoots him with his revolver, splattering his head across the wall*

Note to self: Don't aim for the head while in the office.
Cait_Sith
Yee-ep! This is the place!

There's this annoying human walking around lately. Has this big ol' dog. Likes to let it chase after me. Think ya can off him? Got a picture right here!
Shiza_Salad
Sure, just depends how much you're paying. Who's the mark?
Cait_Sith
Let's see... A few hundred, although I can raise it to a thousand if ya like. He's not hard to find, although his dog is vicious. Heck, I'll give you more money if ya take out the dog.

*slides over a picture, as well as some papers in the cat's hand(paw?)writing*
Shiza_Salad
Hmm. I'll see what I can do. I'll take care of both if you'd like. It'll cost ya though.
Cait_Sith
Thanks! Just name yer price, and I'll pay it!
Shiza_Salad
How about...2000 yen for the man, and 2500 yen for the dog?
Cait_Sith
You've got a deal! *pulls out a wallet and gets out some bills*
Shiza_Salad
No, no, it's fine. You pay AFTER I do the job. You don't want me to take the money, but not do jack right? It's called incentive.
Bonafied-Monafied
Shiza, what can six dollars get me?
Cait_Sith
*nods* Ah, alright. Some people I've met want money first. I guess each assasin is different, nya!
Shiza_Salad
Yeah, fair enough @Cait_Sith. It was an honest mistake.

For six bucks? I could kill a bird keeping you from sleeping in or steal something meaningless like an apple from the store. Not much, but you'd be surprised.
Bonafied-Monafied
K-Kill a bird. Any is fine, bring it back to me too please
Shiza_Salad
No I mean, kill a bird that keeps you up in the night or something.
Bonafied-Monafied
I mean, um, there is a cricket.
Shiza_Salad
Hmm...give me a flamethrower and I'll kill it for you.
Bonafied-Monafied
Yes kill the cricket and Ill give you six dollars
Bonafied-Monafied
And I dont have a flame thrower
Shiza_Salad
Dammit. Pretty sure maragidyne'll work. I'll be back. Gonna complete both your contracts.
Cait_Sith
Mkay, see ya, nya!
Shiza_Salad
Hey @Cait_Sith. Where exactly do I find this person?
Cait_Sith
Hm... they're usually walkin' around not far from here. Might wanna check at a park, or around... *pulls out a map and points to a spot* here-ish, nya.