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Lenyanc: The Cat Café to Rival Leblanc
Welcome, everybody! Please enjoy yourselves.
Hey cat lady !! I heard you opened a cafe meow !!! Do you have Meatbuns ?
Oh yay a cafe.
A cat café! My kinda place, nya!
(Oh god please no)
Eh, i'm not really a fan of cats
Hey guys and hey Taokaka.

*a clone of him barges in*

Insight Hunter: HA HAA HAAH HAAAAAAAAA!!! Oh hoho... I am in ze wrong probation!

Normal Hunter: Oh great... he's here...
Ooh ! lot's of cat persons are here ! Hey everyone !!
Hey there! I'm Cait Sith! Nice to meet you, nya!
My name is Tao meow ! Welcome !
Hopefully they serve milk here... It's my favorite drink!
You should ask Cat lady for that meow.. Tao doesn't work here so she can't help !
Hey... The coffee is fin for yourself, so if you need coffee just ask someone who knows how to make it, or make it yourself.
OOC: I made this first, Mako-cham
Idk how to make coffee lol, but we definitely do have milk
So...

*takes a seat*

Enjoying the day?
@Mona

Well I haven't seen it so I made my own
Hey cat lady, do you have meat buns ? Tao hasn't had one for months !!!
I'll take milk, then!
@Cait_Sith

*goes in the fridge and pours a glass of milk*

Here you are, enjoy.
@-Taokaka-

Time to test my skills, eh? Coming right up.

*starts making meat buns*
Nya? Whyat's this? Nya?
Welcome, Nyarukami, nya~!
*runs to mako-chan's side, admiring her craft with bewilderment.

Ooooooh...
Thanks! *sips milk and watches as the meat buns are made*
@-Taokaka-

And... finished.

*holds up a tray of a dozen meat buns and hands it to Tao*

I hope I did good.
*drooling

Meooooow !! They look super tasty Cat Lady !! Thank you very much !!!
*takes the tray and goes to sit down while chowing down on a meat bun

they're deeeeelicious !!!!
Business is slow...
Truth? Nya?
*runs back to Mako, half a bun still hanging in her mouth

Don't be shad Cat lady! Tao'sh here to sheer you up !
@Yu-Nyarukami

Yes, I open my eyes to it often.
How much truth do you see? Nya?
@-Taokaka-

Aww, I can't be sad with you around.

*rubs head*
@Yu-Nyarukami

On average, I see about 1,200 square feet of it everyday.
*purrs loudly

If you're happy, then tao's happy too meow !

*pounces on Mako-chan and fondles her breasts

they're in good shape today meow !
Nya! That's a lot of truth! Nya? Is it the same truth? Nya? Wouldn't that go bad after a few days? Nya?
*walks in*
Ahh! O-Ok... umm... This is nice Tao but...
*takes a seat* this place.. it's.. familiar?
*rolls over

Nya'm bored..
@Yu-Nyarukami

You know I thought the same thing, but you'd be surprised.
*walks back in while carrying a box of meat dumplings*

Hey Tao, I brought a snack for ya.
Nya? There's a giant truth the stays fresh? Nya?
OOC: HOLY SHIT DID TAO JUST USE THE FIRST PERSON?!
( she did, but with a cat pun in it. (it's one of her win quotes))
OOC: SO ANTI-META!!! *GOES INTO A TRIGGER PHASE*
*jumps at hunter

Meat buns???
@Yu-Nyarukami

Yeah, it's called "the fact that yuri is amazing"
Nya? That's a weird name for a fish. Nya!
Indeed it is Tao.

*opens the lid to show a steaming pile of meat buns*

Enjoy the snack.
*sticks her head in the box, hoodie and all and walks off with the box stuck on her face. Nomming and slurping sounds can be heard from within.
Hmmmm how do I make this cafe better?
@Mako-chan
Pastries!

*presents her with a plate of sweet rolls that he baked*
( more cute kitties ! )
@The_Hunter

You just... is this... you... OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!!

*hugs him and takes the sweets*
Is Nyanaka allowed to be here?
All kitties are welcome meow ! :3
*Walks into the cafe*

Ah this must be one of those mysterious cafe they speak off.

*Walks over to the counter*

Greetings I'll take a Tea please with milk and some sugar....cafes in this district have Tea right?
Welcome!!
* the box still rests atop her head, empty and licked clean
But Nyanyaka isn't a kitty...
Hmmmmmm... Idk how to make tea... I should really hire someone who does.
*starts brewing tea*
Thank you so much, Nana-chan!!
Naahh it's alright. I enjoy helping.

*gives out a thumbs up*
*Pulls out some golden trinkets on the counter*

Not sure if this currency carries over to this place though I always got other kinds of materials for payment.
*finishes milk* Let's see... Gotta pay... You accept yen or macca, nya?
You don't have to pay, all the cafés in the Nexus are free.
Not sure how well I can keep this going myself cause I'm gonna be out and about soon.
Really, nya? That's great, whatever this Nexus is, nya!
And I could help here and there... Sadly, I may be a cat demon, but I am unemployed, nya...
*wakes up*
Huh?
nya
Want some tea?
Free? Wait so what do you do to pay for this place?
nya
*gives everyone tea*
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
My cat café is still open!
So is Leblanc.
Do you have any bourbon blend? I'm just curious...