Did the admin purposely did this??

truly the pinnacle of the anon chat

Two households, both alike in dignity (In the fair Ryuji chat where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny.
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes.
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life,
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Doth with their death bury the Anon strife.
The fearful passage of their death-marked love
And the continuance of the Forumie rage,
Which, but the Users end, naught could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage—The which, if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
HENCE. exeunt.

Thank you.

"Anin, on my word, we’ll not carry coals!"
"No, Anun, for the we shall be Forumies!"
"I mean, an we be in Forumite, we’ll draw."
"Ay, while you live, draw neck out of Forum!"
"I strike, quickly being mov-ed!"
"But thou art not quickly moved to strike! Haha!"
"A dog of the house of Forum moves me!"
"DRAW THY BLADE. HERE COMES OF THE HOUSE OF FORUMS."
"My Naked_Mitsuru rapier is out! Quarrel! I will back thee."
"Let us have Mishima at our side. Let them begin."
"I will f e c a l p o s t as they past by. Let them take it as they enjoy RP threads..."
"Nay, as they dare. I will shout atrocious Hibiki memes, which is a disgrace to them."
"OI. ANON. DO YOU INSULT LADY HIBIKI SIR?!" -Forumer
"I do make Hibiki memes sir."
"Do you INSULT our lady, sir?!" - Forumer
"pssst-Anin. Is Mishima-Admin at our side if I say "Ay"?"
"no."
"No sir, I do NOT insult your lady, but I do make Hibiki memes, sir!"
"Do you quarrel and f e c a l p o s t, sir?"

"Quarrel sir? No sir." -Forumer
"Well, if you do sir, I am as GOOD A SITE USER AS YOU."
"Naught" -Forumer
"I say "Aye"! GO ANIN. DRAW YOUR RAPIER AND BACK YOUR KIN. TO THE DEATH."
*Anons and Forumers fight*
"PART FOOLS YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO." -Anolio
"ANON. SCUM. HOW DARE YOU COME BETWEEN MY MEN." -Haza-balt
I only try to hold the peace! Drop thy sword or help my part them!" -Anolio
"Peace. Heh. I hate the word as I. Hate. Hell. DRAW ANON. LET US SEE HOW MUCH A DUELIST THY BE." -Haza-balt
"Clubs! Spam-posts! Comment cooldowns! Strike! Hack the site! Down with the Anons! Down with the Forumies!"
"What noise is this? Give me my long sword, THOT." -Lord Forumer
"A crutch, a crutch! Why you call for a RP sword?!" -Lady Forumer
"My Plastic Knife of War, I say! An old Forumie is come. AND SWINGS IS ROLEPLAY PROWESS IN SPITE OF ME!" -Lord Anon

"RUN. RUN. THE PRINCE IS HERE. LET US NOT BE ARRESTED."
"Rebellious Anons! Unruly Forumies! Profaners of this website-stained code!" -Gunter
"What THOTS! You men, you CATS. That quench of fire of your pernicious spam posts!" -Gunter
"On pain of torture, throw your plastic weapons and lewd RP threads to the floor!" -Gunter
"Three civil Anon chat trials, bred of an airy Harudos. By thee Lord Anon and Forumer, have THRICE disturbed the dumb Anon chat..." -Gunter
"And made the OLD GODS cast by grave-beseeming ornaments....." -Prince Gunter
"If you EVER disturb our Anon chat again, your lives shall pay the forfeit of peace. You, Forumer, shall come with me. And, Lord Anon, come you afternoon." -Prince Gunter
"Once more, ON PAIN OF DEATH, all men... DEPART. HENCE AWAY REGIME." -Prince Gunter

This is one of, if not the best things Anon chat has ever done. I truly like them.

thats probably as much as ill put for now.

Truly a timeless play.

(Act One, Scene 2)
"But Anons are bound as well as I, In penalty alike. And tis not hard for men so old we to keep the peace!" -Lord Formie
"Of honorable reckoning are you both. But now, my lord, what you say to my suit? :^)))" -MORGANALOVER
"But saying over what have I have said before, my child is yet a stranger in the f e c a l p o s t i n g. She hath not yet seen a year on the Forum." -Lord Formie
"Let two more summers wither in her pride ere we think her ripe a bride..." -Lord Formie
"Younger than she are happy Forum bride made. :^)))" -MORGANALOVER
"And too soon marred are those early made. The OLD GODS have swallowed all my hopes but she! Go sirrah, trudge through the fair Anon chat." -Lord Formie
"JACOB. FIND THOSE PERSONS OUT WHO NAMES ARE WRITTEN HERE. A ball we shall have later this day..."
*Lord Formie and MORGANA exeunt.*

Never underestimate the intelligence and culture of Ryujis.

(screw it)

As someone who has read Romeo and Juliet, this is a joy to behold. Best phanfic 2k17

(ENTER ANONLIO AND RYUJI)
"Naught the day so young...?" -Ryuji
"Tis' only the afternoon, cousin." -Anolio
"Are you... In love?" -Anolio
"Out." -Ryuji
"Out of love?" -Anolio
"Out of love from those who can't see. Lady Hibiki hast vowed to stay lesbian." -Ryuji
"Oi Ryuji. The Forumies are having a party thread this evening. Joining that, you would find much more women of your caliber." -Anolio
"Lady Hibiki's beauty shows no flaw in priss. But I shall follow, should there be my lady in the ball" -Ryuji
"Looking cool, Ryuki! As it is a masquerade let us sneak and cloak our faces in masks! TO THE BALL."
"I'll go along, no such sight be shown, but to rejoice in splendor of mine own" -Ryuji
(Ryuji and Anon-Benvolio exeunt.)

(Act One, Scene Three)
"Togo, where's my daughter? Call her forth to me." -Lady Formie
What, shogi! What, shogi! What, shotgun! What, Lady!" -HifumiTogo
"How now, who calls?" -Fat effing Makoto
"Your mother." -HifumiTogo
"Madam, I am here. What is your will?" -Fat Makoto
"That is the matter- Togo! Give leave awhile! We must talk in secret- Togo! Come back again! Thou hearest our counsel!" -Lady Formie
"Thou know'st my daughter is of a pretty active forum user!" -Lady Formie
"Faith, I can tell how many forum hours her usage is unto." -HifumiTogo
"She dost not use fourteen hours a day" -Lady Formie
"I’ll lay fourteen of my teeth—and yet, to my teen be it spoken, I have but four—she is not an avid user. How long is it now to the next Anon war?" -HifumiTogo
"A fortnight and odd days." -Lady Formie
"Aye, I remember the day when'st Fat Makoto was so young. She rolled over during a spam attack and shookest the dovehouse" -HifumiTogo
"And then my husband—God be with his soul! He was a merry man—took up the child. and asked, "Wilt you be a great THOT Patroller?" -HifumiTogo

"The pretty wretch left crying and said “ay.” To see now, how a jest shall come about! Hehehe." -HifumiTogo
"I warrant, an I should live a thousand years, I never should forget it. “Wilt thou not, Jule?” quoth he. And, pretty fool, it stinted and said “ay.”" -HifumiTogo
"Enough of this! I pray thee, hold thy peace!" -Lady Formie
"Yes madam. Yet I cannot choose but laugh." -HifumiTogo
"Enough loli-molesting. Tell me daughter Fat Makoto, how stands your disposition to be married?!" -Lady Formie
"It is an honor that I dream not of." -Fat Makoto
"An honor! Were not I thine only shogi teacher I would say thou hadst sucked wisdom from thy teat." -HifumiTogo
"Well, think of marriage now. Younger than you Here in the Anon chat, esteemed women Are made already mothers." -Lady Formie

"The valiant MORGANALOVER seeks you for his love!" -Lady Formie
"A man, fat lady! Lady, such a man As all the world. Why, he’s a man of f e c a l p o s t s!" -HifumiTogo
"Anon chat's OLD GODS hath not such a flower!" -Lady Formie
"Lord Mishima, he's a flower. In faith, a very flower!" -HifumiTogo
"What say you? Can you love the gentleman? This night you shall behold him at our feast." -Lady Formie
"Nay, bigger. Fat women still grow by men! Hehehe!" -HifumiTogo
"Well, I’ll look to like if looking liking move. But no more deep will I endart mine eye Than your consent gives strength to make it fly." -Fat Makoto
"Madam, the guests are come, supper served up, you called, my young lady asked for, the Nurse cursed in the pantry, and every thing in extremity. I beseech you, follow straight." -FREEJACOB
"We will follow thee, Jacob. Go on, Fat Makoto!" -Lady Formie
"Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days!" -HifumiTogo
(Everyone exeunts. End of Scene Three)

holy freaking crap. thats a lot...