Just wait a few hours and bump Leblanc.

*slides into frame with a stack of blank papers* that's right shiza, activity is low, will it come back this time? Probably. In other news, Jojo references. Are they really everywhere? More at 11

Thank you DiGiorno. Now for sports, then next, the weather.

Kalib here with the Weather Report.

People are turning into effing snails! Don't go outside! Don't look at the sun!

Back to Shiza, to be continued.

Joker here with sports
It seems like your local sports ball team has won against your rival sports ball team. Go local sports ball team
Back to you Shiza

Shiza's dead!

Inari here with the news you listen to in the background and don't pay attention but is actually kinda important.

*Stuff*

Kalib here! Stocks have been going up and recently just crashed! This can be attributed to the recent decline in productivity since Akechi Brand Maple Syrup Lube has hit the markets.

Most people have been seen soliciting others to partake in sexual interactions involving one party playing the part of a sexually frustrated Goro Akechi. And thus, ignoring their work.

The economy is crashing and people have resorted to selling organs in order to purchase more lube.

More on this at, do you want to RP Akechi?

This is fake news, nyu.

In a recent development, Leblanc has been revived and reached over 10,000 posts. This is a new record set for the Phansite. More on this story later. In other news, A local knight accidentally discovered the internet, and found out that rule 34 exists. Tune in next time for Channel Shiza, where this is the news, whether if you like it or not.

did you know news stands for notable events weather and news

wait what did i type

idfk.

ok i went through the effort to research and it turns out this is wrong

AND we're back. In a completely new development, the price for bourbon blends has skyrocketed, which only affects me. This is Channel Shiza, where this is the news, whether you like it or not.

and then there was silence