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NotIgor

NotIgor's NotRamen Shop

Now selling ramen

Hibiki

I thought you were driving to a vape shop today?

NotIgor

I sell vapes
*he proceeds to rip the fattest cloud*

Bonafied-Monafied

Want Ramen, but want vape. Conflicted

Bonafied-Monafied

Ill take one specialty ramen and One vape

NotIgor

Why not both? I have vape ramen.

Enigma

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NotRamen house special?

NotIgor

*he goes in back and returns with a bowl of vapes and a box of ramen*

NotIgor

@Enigma Comin' right up!
*he goes back into the back and returns with a bowl of bepis noodles*

Bonafied-Monafied

Oh boy can't wait to get some Vapey Ramen

NotIgor

@Bonafied-Monafied Here is your Vapen

Enigma

Thank you Bepis Lord, Lord of the Bepis.

Bonafied-Monafied

*Slurps and Puffs the Vapen* Vape nation

NotIgor

@Enigma I only use that title in court...

Enigma

@NotIgor Who's to say that the world isn't a court?
Everyone's being judged wherever they go.

NotIgor

I prefer no judgement in my establishments

Demi_fiend

*exhales a huge vape cloud*
*it spells out four words*
"ONE MORE GOD REJECTED"

NotIgor

Impressive

Bonafied-Monafied

*Judges NotIgor's Vapen*

NotIgor

Get out of my shop, did you not see the sign?

Enigma

You just judged Demi_fiend's vape cloud. In your own establishment.

NotIgor

*he gestures to a sign looming over the shop, it reads
"NO JUDGING"*

NotIgor

I just said I was impressed

Bonafied-Monafied

I'm sorry, but this Vapen is simply delicious, can I be excused this one time for another bowl?

Hibiki

WHO IS THAT GUY ANYWAY

Bonafied-Monafied

He shows up on all our trips

NotIgor

Hey the guy can vape he's okay in my book
*he brings another bowl of vapen*

Bonafied-Monafied

He is certainley an impressive vaper. *Slurps and puffs more Vapen*

pixie

Which demons/personas do you think would vape? I'd bet on dionysus

Enigma

You came to the opinion that the vape cloud was impressive. You Judged The Vape Cloud.

Can I get more bepis noodles though? These are seriously good.

NotIgor

And about the payment
*he points to a sign on the wall which reads: "Vape a cube and you eat free!"*

Bonafied-Monafied

*Tries to vape cube*

Demi_fiend

*vapes a perfect dodecahedron*
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
*throws 2000 macca at the counter and runs out the door*

Big_boi_Havel

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah can i get uhhh one ramen?

NotIgor

Ramen machine broke

lnari

I'm looking for the fattest rips this side of the Mississippi.

NotIgor

You've come to the questionably right place!

lnari

You guys have children's tears flavor?

NotIgor

Nah but we do have Children's sadness flavor.

lnari

That'll do

Big_boi_Havel

BITCH FIX THAT JOINT RN