*thinks for a moment*

Pancakes are an odd thing to steal. They don't sell for much, and you can't possibly eat them all. NEVERTHELESS, of these "Phantom Thieves" are committing such a foul act, it is my duty to stop them. Consider Justice on your side, young detective.

To be honest, pancakes are pretty good, even if they're a slightly annoying meme. Down with the pancake stealers!