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Aergia's Pillow Fort: Birth by Sheets
*With the help of Platinum, a new fort was built! Also for some reason Simple and Clean is playing... I don't get it either, neither does Aergia.* We've done it!
(Hey can I come in?)
Of course! All are welcome in my kingdom! Except crabs.
*Dolphin Dive*
*She holds up a 10 sign*
Soft...
We only use the softest of pillows here!
Welcome to our domain, hooded guy!

This is just temporary, soon we will have a whole pillow castle!
Pillow fort... Wanna curl up in it... *dives in and purrs*
Awww! Kitty! *she picks up Cait*
*Makes it snow*
C O O L
*still purring* Demon cat, actually, but... best place ever, nya...
You're still a kitty! *She hugs him*
*Makes a snowball*
Hmm...
Heyyyyyyy.

Do you think cats resist Mudo, or do you think they're weak to it?
Don't touch kitty!
@PIatinumTheTrinity Think fast! *Throws snowball*
*doesn't complain and purrs... but hisses at Shadow* No trying to insta-kill me!
*Throws a lethal snowball at Shadowgear*
Don't kill the fucking cat
Do you wanna be my kitty?
Well... *nods* Sure, why not!
Yay! *Aergia has befriended Cait Sith... i think* Luna! We have a kitty now!
*purrs* So, are we gonna make this the best pillow fort ever or what?
*giorno decides to goof off for awhile, and transforms random pillows into soft Snow White cats.*
Of course! Hm? Hey! Stop turning my fort into adorable kitties! Wait... is that bad?
Would you rather have cats, or would you rather have pillows?

Just as a reminder, pillows don't purr.
Hmmm... both! But I already have a kitty...
Well, some cats feel like pillows... so are they basically the same thing?
*giorno grins, and turns them back to pillows, and makes them sprout white roses*
Ooh, now the fort smells good AND looks pretty!
This is appreciated. What do you think Luna?
*Sneezes* Jeez dude, think of those of us with allergies.
@Aergia @Cait_Sith
Oooh, kitty! Let's keep it and raise him together... Can we name him Artemis!?
My name's Cait Sith, but... I'm open to nicknames I guess, nya!
Would you like to be called that kitty?
Nya~? Pillow fort? With Platinum AND Aergia?
Sure! Heh, it's nice to have a name to distinguish myself from the other Cait Sith demons... Artemis is a great name!
*is sitting in the corner playing solitaire*

Mmm...I used to call my Cait Sith Armando.

*flips card*

Shit...anyways, Aergia, Labrys said she'll be home soon. She's just getting home from assignment.
Yay! *She raises Artemis* Our kitty!
Yay! With Artemis we will definitely take over the world!
Mama is coming home?!
Wait what?
*the newly-named Artemis purrs* Yay!
Mama is coming home! *In her excitement the changes forms without noticing*
@Aergia
Huh!? You got all big and tall! And I'm still little! No fair! *Pouts... But secretly likes the transformation under her tsun*
*It snows a tad harder*

*Falls asleep*
*suddenly lifted up due to Aergia getting bigger* Whoa!
Huh? *She looks down* Oh c'mon! Why did you choose now body?!
*Wakes up*
Mm... A-Aergia?
@Aergia
How did you do that? Teach me, teach me!
Why are you so... voloptuous?
Ooh, is this your... true form or somethin'? *looks up at her, trying to see her new body*
@Inari
Long story...

@PIatinumTheTrinity
It's something that you can't really imitate... sorry...

*She holds Artemis closer*
*snuggles up to Aergia* Well, even with this new body, you're still my friend, nya!
It looks a little... l e w d
OOC: :aergiatits:



Sowee~
*Blood starts dripping from nose*

This is too much for me
*She pats Art's head... yeah I'm too lazy to remember his full name*
*Artemis purrs... although he glares a little at Inari*
*A scared looking little girl walks in*
H-hello?
Hm? Nana-chan?
*looks over at Nana* Are you alright, nya?
? Do you know Nana-chan lady?
*sniff sniff*

I smell cute.
Yes, I know future versions of you. Do you need a blanket?
*nods head*
Future? What's that?
What's cute smell like? Kitties?
It's hard to explain. *She gets Nana a blanket*
Hmmm... Interesting question. There's just a pheromone of cuteness that things give off. Not sure how to describe the smell because it's kinda smelless, but it's there.
*curls up in a soft pillowy corner* Well, the pillows used to be cats due to some guy, so maybe that's where the cute smell came from?
@Aergia

Whoa, can you time travel or something, lady?
*walks over to cait*
Can Nana pet you kitty?
*purrs* Sure ya can, nya!
*sits down and starts petting cait on the head*
Thank yo for the blanket misses.... Ma'am.
My name's Aergia.
*purr* And I'm Cait Sith, but you can call me Artemis. Or Cait. Whichever you prefer, nya~
ergia?
Misses Ergi...
Ok Kitty Cait.
Why must there be so many lolis?
Wait a minute...

@Aergia

*walks up and sniffs her*

Is the smell coming from you, Gia-chan?
Who's the creepy guy?
*still petting cait*
@Near

OOC: Why must you be a shitty replacement for L?
I'm not "shitty" nor am I a replacement for L
I don't know what you're talking about.

@Nana-chan
No, Aergia. Say it with me, Aer-gi-a.
Hey! Mister creepy guy said a bad word!
Argia?
I'm not creepy! My name is Near
Near? *looks around*
Near where?
Says the guy who walked into a "loli" pillow fort...
Near is my code name but my real name is Nate River
? Nana's confused...?
No no, Aer-gi-a.
Ah er gee ah?
Aoergia?
...hard...
Just call me Gia then. *she pats her head and smiles*
Onee-chan!
Aergia and Nana-chan it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance! *bows to them*
I hope we can be friends in the near future!
No no, not Onee-chan.
Ehehe... The "Near" future....
What's a future?
No pun intended
Not Onee-chan?
Ok Gia-Nee-chan!
This is a battle I can't win... Sure, Gia-Nee-chan.
She's too innocent
*Hugs Aergia's leg*
Yay!
Too cute. *She picks her up and sits down. The places Nana on her lap*
Then*
*cuddles with Aergia*
Can Nana stay here till Mom and Dad find her?
Sure Nana-chan. *she smiles*
I don't see why not
Do you know Mommy and Daddy Gia-nee-chan?
No one asked you snow head.

@Nana-chan
I don't know your Mommy or Daddy. But I'll help you find then no matter what.
Oh hey, a pillow fort. I remember making these with a good friend of mine! Can I come in?
Why does no one know Mommy and Daddy....
Sure. Just don't destroy anything.
Once we find them I'll know them.
@Aergia Like I would do that. This looks too nice to destroy
*falls asleep on Aergia*
*She lays Nana down and covers her in a blanket* Sleep well.
How precious
Too many Nanas at the same point in time...
*wakes up*
Did Nana fall asleep?
Yes you did.
Nana has to look for Mommy and Daddy now...
You shouldn't go out alone.
But.... Nana has to find them....
I know Nana has to find them, but it's dangerous out there. You need someone to go with you.
Who? Nana's all alone...
*Scuttles to the fort*
*walks in*
Big sis Gia will help you!
Ok!
Oh! Hi Cool guy!
Hello still looking for your parents?
*scuttle to Arrgia and scurries in a circle*
Yup! But Nana met Gia-Nee-chan!
We were gonna look for Mommy and Daddy in the place with the violent people!
I'm sure she can help you find them
Hello there weird lizard.
*a familiar thud is heard as someone superhero lands outside*
Yup! I sense someone I know there!
Wha!
*is startled by Labrys' entrance.
That thud... is... mom here?
*walks in wearing an army infantry helmet and a giant camp ruck*

...I'm home.
*runs outside*
OOC ignore that
*hears Labrys and happy scurries to her*
Mom! *She runs over to Labby and hugs her*
Auntie Laby!
*runs up and hugs Labrys' leg*
Woah what the actual fuck. Who is this woman, and when did I get another niece? Hello Crystal Lizard.
*looks up from his cozy pillow corner* So this is the mom...
*happily grabs on Labrys' leg while smiling*
*recoils a bit*
Auntie? Why did you use a bad word?
W-What? Oh... right... you left before it happened. *She steps away from her* It's me, Aergia.
*picks up Crystal Lizard, petting him as I scan Aergia*

Huh...no doubt about it...same biometrics. What happened? And in sorry lil one. Long day, and I was caught off guard.

*kisses both Aergia's and Nana's heads*

But little blue one. Who are you?
Don't you remember me Auntie? It's me, Nana-chan!
*spreads her arms out*
Well Lucy was stirring shi- ... stuff, I got angry, grew tits, and now I can choose to be a kid or adult. Also she's a past version of Nana.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*pukes out a crystal bracelet for Aergia while being in Labrys' arms*
I know it's weird... but it's the way things are now.
T-Thank you... *She takes it*
It's confusing, but I guess we can just roll with it, nya. *curls up again*
Have you seen Mommy or Daddy, Auntie?
Who's your mommy and daddy honey?

*crouches down*
*looks sad*
Why did you forget about us Auntie....
Labby! How the he- heck are ya?
*picks up Nana*

Honey...I have never known your parents...

*looks to Aergia*

Should we go to LeBlanc? I can make us some Cocoa? We can talk. Sort things over. Does that sound good honey? Hm Nana? Extra marsh mellows?
Yeah, that might be good.
*hops putbof Labrys' arms and scurries to LeBlanc*
Nana loves Auntie's Cocoa!
*hugs Labrys*
*jumps into the pillows*

Cushy...