Ooc: actually also hold on cuz I gotta make an alt for this. Im gonna have us facing my shadow so I gotta make an account. Just gotta wait since my tablet is charging.
Ugh, I can't belive I'm doing this for the enemy, but can I join you? The leader kept me in here. Forced me to find keys and act super tough. I can help you find the keys and where the leader is.
Oh...yeah okay sure. But what about the strip club? I mean, if you stole the key from there, then the only logical place for the key of this place would be...in the strip club.
Oh...welp, I'm out. Not standing around while something goes horribly wrong! *Suddenly disappears, leaving a teleportation device where she was standing*
Yeah. He wanted to keep the keys away since the TVs were too incompetent and kept taking them away. They know you're here, they're just in hiding to build up their power to destroy you.
Oh, I have that taken care of. You can live with Alfred the TV! We built a house out of his pet rocks. It even has Wi-Fi and an arcade! You won't be lonely, since Alfred is there.
