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Akechihop
Akechihop: Batter Days
Hey, its the meanager. Come get some dang pancakes, they arent alive today so yeah, no need to kill for food.
Kirusu
I've killed for food before, I'd do it again
Akechihop
I mean, if you want I can get the sorcerer Akechi out of the back and make some Pancakes come to life
Kirusu
No, just saying I have and will do it if necessary
Akechihop
Ok, well sir, the buffet is over there, feel free to indulge in some delicious pancakes with your choice of syrup!
Ohya
Do you have alcohol?
OlderNeptune
Heya!
3xcal1bur
Can I have a normal stack of pancakes and some water?
Akechihop
Oh shit customers. Ah Yes! We have alcohol. Hello, and feel free to eat your heart out with the pancake buffet
Akechihop
IVE HAD BATTER DAYS THAN THIS ONE
Akechihop
*Smashes his head on a table* GOTTA STAY UP
Goro_Akechi_
*Walks in*
Hey Akechihop I see you found the H
*Walks over to the buffet and grabs at least 200 Pancakes*
Akechihop
Someone returned the H last night, bastards got away. anyway enjoy those pancakes!
Goro_Akechi_
Thank you I will
Goro_Akechi_
*finishes the 200 and so Pancakes and is still hungry*
Wow they Goro Elixir takes a lot out of you I'm still hungry
*Walks back to the buffet and grabs 500 more Pancakes*
Hopefully this should suffice
Goro_Akechi_
Oh I better not forget the Goro Syrup
*Graps 10 Gallons*
Akechihop
Oh you drank the Goro Elixr?
Goro_Akechi_
Yeah, it turned out the Pancake God's shadow was immortal so it was the only way to defeat him.
Akechihop
Haha, I told you it was something. Im glad it came in handy.
George_Jackman
*a loud thud can be heard outside the restaurant*
Akechihop
*Runs outside* What the hell was that!?
George_Jackman
*stands up dusting himself off*

Ah well, I suppose I'll get him later.

*looks around, then turns to Akechi*

I see this is some sort of breakfast restaurant. Mind if I come in?
Akechihop
Yes sir please come in, we have a free pancake buffet villed with many different kinds of pancakes!
George_Jackman
That's amazing! How many different kinds of pancakes?
Akechihop
*Turns around to look at the long buffet table.* Uhhhhh Over 1,000....?
George_Jackman
Well then, I shall simply search for the basics. TO THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS

*runs down the buffet table, missing his target*
Akechihop
*Shouts down the buffet table* Good luck! And I reccomend using Goro syrup!
Goro_Akechi_
*Runs in*
Akechihop Akechihop someone informed me that all the Pancakes were stolen is it true? *He says while panting*
Mona
True fact: Akechi only likes pancakes because I liked them first.
*Orders pancakes*
Pancake_Knight
What! This is horrible!
Goro_Akechi_
I can just hear when someone mentions Pancakes. My love for them is everlasting.
Goro_Akechi_
@Pancake_Knight The Defenders of Pancakes have another job
Akechihop
my...my pancakes, stolen? No way. WHO WOULD DEFIE AKECHIHOP LIKE THIS FIRST MY H NOW PANCAKES
Pancake_Knight
Yes we must gather the group,discuss what has happened and defend pancakes!
-Reaper-
*runs in* It's true?
Goro_Akechi_
@Akechihop Don't worry I will use my Ace Detective Skills to find them, then I as Member of The Defenders of Pancakes. I WILL DESTROY THEM!
Akechihop
If I don't get those pancakes back...Akechihop will be forced to close.
Akechihop
@Goro_Akechi_ I believe in The Defenders of Pancakes
-Reaper-
Let me help!
Akechihop
I think the more people that help the better. I need those pancakes!
Pancake_Knight
Join us in the pancake lair!
Goro_Akechi_
Okay come to the Pancake Lair the address is https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=7569
Goro_Akechi_
*heads to the Pancake Lair*
Akechihop
Good Luck defenders of Pancakes!
Goro_Akechi_
*enters* Hey Akechihop this is important do you have any more Goro Elixirs?
Akechihop
Goro elixrs are only able to be handed out after the 100 pancake challenge. I'm sorry but that is store policy. However. I found out that our fallout shelters pancake supply was untouched. If you and the Defenders of pancakes are interested, please feel free to partake in the challengs.
Goro_Akechi_
Wait I must inform the other defenders
Pancake_Knight
Ha 100 pancakes? Easy! I drink syrup like water!
Goro_Akechi_
Okay let's do this I'd like 3 Challenges please
-Reaper-
*runs in* I heard the speaker
Pancake_Knight
Okay lets eat!
Pancake knight devours his pancakes*
Akechihop
COOOOMMMIIINNNGGG RIGHT UP!! AKCEHI CHEFS BRING OUT THE 100 PANCAKE CHALLENGE!!! *3 chefs all with a stack of 100 pancakes put down the pancakes in front of you along with 6 gallons of Goro Syrup* BEGIN!
Goro_Akechi_
yeah I got a wireless speaker as well for emergency
-Reaper-
I want to try the challenge too!
Goro_Akechi_
*Pours the Goro Syrup all other the Pancakes*
They smell so good
*Eats them all in less than a minute*
Easy *burps*
Pancake_Knight
Okay! Eat up everyone!
Akechihop
*Snaps fingers and another Chef with 100 more pancakes and 2 more gallons of Goro syrup comes in*
Goro_Akechi_
I will use the strength I got from these Pancakes to find the Pancakes Thief and DESTROY THEM.
-Reaper-
*starts eating*
Akechihop
*The manager brings 3 bottles of Goro Elixr out* Your Prizes.
Pancake_Knight
Nom nom
*Pancake knight begins devouring pancakes
-Reaper-
*finishes it less than a minute*
Akechihop
Good luck Reaper!
Akechihop
Oh and congrats! Haha what a remarkable group!
-Reaper-
*burps*
Akechihop
Please, for being such a remarkable group, take these 6 Goro elixrs.
Pancake_Knight
We are the Pancake Defenders! Eating pancakes are easy for us!
Goro_Akechi_
Thank you Akechihop *takes the Goro Elixirs* These will come in handy indeed.
Pancake_Knight
Okay! We will take these back to the Lair!
Thank you Akechihop!
-Reaper-
Thank you!
Akechihop
Good luck to all of you!
Goro_Akechi_
Thank you so much for everything we will get you those Pancakes back Akechihop
*heads back to the Pancake Lair*
Akechihop
Thank you, If you get those pancakes...there will be another reward...something....stronger.