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Akechi's Detective Agency

Now that I've finished all that business with the Pancake God I would like to open my Detective Agency. I want to solve everyone's problems, for free of course. This the least I can good for all I've done in the past, even if I was under the Pancake God's control. So just tell me what you need whether it be finding something that's missing or solving a Case.

George_Jackman

*walks in with a serious look on his face*

I see you're a private detective. Well, I need information about the wherabouts of one "Nyarlathotep". He's supposedly the ultimate evil I'm looking to punish. If you could find him that would be a great help

Nyarly

I'm here.

You won't win, though.

Goro_Akechi_

I found him I think
*points to Nyarly*

Nyarly

Great job, "Second coming of the Detective Prince". I'm sure a toddler could have beat you to it.

Goro_Akechi_

Well, I didn't have to do much you came to me, it's not my fault it was this easy to find you. Maybe you should have been a bit more hidden

Nyarly

I'm the Crawling Chaos. I do what I want.

George_Jackman

*blinks and looks at Nyarly*

Well, that was... Convenient.

*clears throat*

Greetings evildoer, I am the great champion of justice, George Jackman. I have heard your reign of terror was causing chaos all over the Nexus, so I have decided to put an end to your evil deeds once and for all. For that is the duty of any great hero. To protect the innocents from villains like you. Any last words, Nyarlathotep?

Nyarly

*Chucle* Sure. Try me. It'll at least be somewhat fun.

George_Jackman

Very well then evildoer, I'll make this quick.

*draws his katana and charges Nyarly*

Goro_Akechi_

if you get blood on the carpet promise you will at least clean it up this is a not for profit business remember

Nyarly

*Slaps George across the room with a tentacle*

Eh, worth a chucle I guess.

George_Jackman

*flys into the wall breaking it, then struggles to stand up*

Not bad... But I'm not finished yet, villain.

*charges Nyarly again*

Goro_Akechi_

one of you is paying for that wall.

Nyarly

*Slaps George across the room again*

*Yawns*

Mona

Can you tell me where the rest of the Phantom Thieves are? They haven't posted lately...

George_Jackman

*flies through the hole in the wall. It doesn't look like he'll be back anytime soon*

Nyarly

Eh. Disappointing.

If he keeps looking for me, I'll be tormenting little Suou.

Goro_Akechi_

@Mona when was the last time you saw them?

Mona

@Goro_Akechi_ about a week after you died

Nyarly

*Laughs*

Oh, I need to get this cat!

Goro_Akechi_

@Mona when I died? Are you referring to the incident at Shido's Palace?

Goro_Akechi_

@Nyarly stay away from my customer

Jokerboi

Mona, im right here

-Reaper-

*walks in*

Jokerboi

Also, how did you survive Akechi?!

Goro_Akechi_

Well I was under the control of the Pancake God at the time so that pretty much gave me immortality

Jokerboi

Oh... that's interesting

Goro_Akechi_

But don't worry I changed that bastard's heart

Nyarly

I could give you a job, you know.

Jokerboi

Well good for you. What's with all the carnage in here?

Nyarly

Oh, there was guy looking for me. It was cute.

Also, back to the little detective. I heard you have experience when it comes to killing people. So, want a job?

Goro_Akechi_

@Nyarly No one needs your evil jobs.

@Jokerboi George Jackman and Nyarly had a big fight but I'm sure one of them will pay for repairs

Jokerboi

@Nyarly Oh, that's interesting. Who are you again?

Nyarly

The embodiment of Chaos and all that is evil in humanity.

Jokerboi

@Goro_Akechi_ of course Captain Blunder tried to fight someone more powerful than he is *facepalms*

Aergia

*Aergia bursts in* Akechi-kun!!! Something horrible has happened!

Mona

@Jokerboi yay! Akechi found you!
*Pays Akechi 50,000 yen*
I'll give you more if you find the rest

Jokerboi

*talking more to himself than anyone else* What is that, the third one of those I've seen this week.

Jokerboi

@Aergia What's wrong?!

Goro_Akechi_

@Aergia What's wrong?

@Mona no payment is required, I do this to repent for all I've done in the past

Aergia

Someone.... someone.... STOLE ALL THE PANCAKES IN SHIBUYA!!!

Nyarly

It was me.

Mona

@Goro_Akechi_ oh, so you're giving me my money back? ...I believe I payed you exactly 100,000 yen

Aergia

Shut up Nyarly, you can't eat.

Jokerboi

@Aergia Oh.....no? Is that really an apocalyptic thing?

@Nyarly you think you're hot stuff, don't you?*sighs* I guess thats the Status Quo with deities

Nyarly

*Laughs* Hey there, Cat. Want a job?

Mona

I'd never work for someone as sinister as you!

Mona

I'd never work for someone as sinister as you!

Aergia

*She grabs Joker by his collar* Only for everyone who loves pancakes!

Nyarly

Oh, come on! You worked with a thief! A criminal!

Jokerboi

@Aergia Ok, ok! Chill, girl. Anyways, do you have any idea who took them?

Mona

Is it a crime to bring hope to humanity!?

Goro_Akechi_

@Aergia Someone stole all the Pancakes?!?!? I can not let this crime go unpunished!!!

@Nyarly if it was truely you, The Defenders of Pancakes will stop at nothing to destroy you in one way or another.

@Mona all you handed me was 50,000 Yen.
*Hands it back*

Jokerboi

@Nyarly Dude.... I'm standing right here

Aergia

No clue... but they must have a huge obsession with pancakes...

Nyarly

I know! I like to torment you humans.

Goro_Akechi_

@Aergia Well it can't be the Pancake God I've already changed his heart. I should probably check Akechihop they were open and selling Pancakes a short while ago maybe they Akechihop saw something.

Goro_Akechi_

Alright I'm heading over to Akechihop does someone mind disposing of this scum *Points to Nyarly*

Aergia

You got it! *She pulls out a ball gag*

Nyarly

Sure. Try.
*The air around him distorts*
It'll be worth a laugh.

-Reaper-

*grabs popcorn*

Aergia

You underestimate the power of lewd toys, Crawling Chaos.

Mona

Lewd... toys?

Nyarly

Finally! Someone got my title right!

You think your toys have any effect on me? I have Tentacles! The only one that can compare to me is Ctuhlhu himself!

Mona

What are lewd toys?

Aergia

I mean it can stop my idiot brother, might work here. *Twas an epic battle... but I'm not sure bout the result. Maybe they both got tired and called it a draw. I dunno...*

Pancake_Knight

Oh.. um,im not sure who to cheer for in this fight, I guess Lady Aergia?

Mona

@Nyarly just a friendly reminder that bestiality is illegal, on case you were planning on doing anything with those tentacles

Pancake_Knight

Be careful you 2, we cant have 2 gods destroy the entirely of the detective agencie

Nyarly

Cat. A job. Want one?

I promise I'm a nice bo- *Laughs* Ok, I can't keep that up.

Aergia

OOC: Soooo... draw?

Pancake_Knight

Ooc: nice one Mona!
Bonerfied Monafied!

Mona

@Nyarly i'm not gonna help you wreak havoc on the human race!

Nyarly

You're not a human, why do you care about them?

Aergia

Cuz they're fun to be around. Get it in your head dipshit.

Mona

Because the human heart is filled with beauty and hope! It's my job to guide them...

Nyarly

You're fun to kill, I'll give you that.

Aergia

Oh fuck off.

Nyarly

*Slaps her* Shut up, I'm trying to corrupt the cat.

Aergia

.... Did you just slap me you little bitch?! *her voice becomes distorted*

Nyarly

Oh, so that's your button? Nice! Maybe then you'll give me a real fight!

Aergia

*She drives a random sword through his chest and pulls it back out* That's just a sample. Do any more stupid shit and I'll fucking murder you!!! *Yeah... don't take that lightlyI

Nyarly

*Chucles*

That's cute.

*Pierces her arm with a sharp tentacle and kicks her in the gut*

Goro_Akechi_

*Speaker turns on*
hey Aergia I know you're fighting and all but do you know the exact time the Pancakes were stolen?

Izaya_Kuro

Let me kill him right here!!

Nyarly

I've already told you, it was me around 2 hours ago.

Aergia

I dunno!!! *She looks at Nyarly* Ohohohohoho... You really fucked up now!!! *Another random sword appears and stabs Nyarly... guess that's a thing now.* Did this girl forget to mention that she's the living embodiment of a sin?

Goro_Akechi_

@Nyarly the Pancakes were still there 2 hours ago I left Akechihop's to open my agency and within minutes you were here. There's way it could of been you.

Nyarly

Oh. You're the living embodiment of a single sin? That's even cuter!

*He pins her to the ground with a bunch of tentacles*

Try all of them.

Aergia

Oh I will. *Tons of more swords cut the tentacles and fly into Nyarly. She stands back up with a devilish smirk on her face*

Hubris

Try getting away from my sister...
*Spears of light rain down on Nyarly*

Nyarly

Oh great. Two worhtless maggots.

*Tentacles surround them both*

I take it you represent another sin?

Goro_Akechi_

*Enters in person* Do you need help dealing with Nyarly I can't fight here but if we can get him into the Metaverse I can help.

Nyarly

No, no you would just hinder them even more than they hinder themselves.

-Reaper-

We are here to help!

Hubris

I am the mightiest Sin of all! Hubris, the Sin of Pride! I invite you to come close and be burned by the luminescence of Pride!

Aergia

Tch, you're pathetic you know that. Can't take down a girl? So much for the Sobbing Chaos.

Goro_Akechi_

*opens the MetNav*
Mementos

Nyarly

You know what's funny about those who keep talking about their Pride and how it's the reason they're powerful? They generally die trying to prove their point.

MetNav

Entering Momentos

Nyarly

... The "Sobbing" Chaos?

*Laughs*

I don't even have anything to reply to that, it's genuinely funny!

Goro_Akechi_

Loki Brave Blade
*Loki attacks Nyarly with BraveBlade*

Jokerboi

@Nyarly Man, you're really an asshole

Hubris

I am not scared of something like you! Are father is worlds stronger than you and even him I do not fear!

Aergia

I think you're gonna find out why I called you that. *Many swords... actually too many to count start flying into Nyarly at high speeds. Then explosion... cuz every ultimate attack from a boss needs an explosion.* That was... quite the work out...

Nyarly

I'll cut to the chase and tell you all: The last time I was defeated by a human, it was through Suou's use of a spell called "Armageddon" which he barely could use without causing himself arm. I've been preparing to face him again, and none of you are even close to the power he had that day. And you think you can defeat me?

Pancake_Knight

Dont worry you guys,we are here to help!
I can heal you if need be!

Nyarly

I am the Crawling Chaos. I am Evil itself! And it will take more than you fools to defeat me!

Pancake_Knight

But you dont understand! There is one force that triumphs all!

Aergia

OOC: Ahem...

Goro_Akechi_

I've got a plan I'll be right back

Nyarly

Hmph. You maggots aren't worth me wasting more time here.

*He disappears*

Izaya_Kuro

@Nyarly

OOC: You're fighting 2 sins!! I don't care, you are NOT that strong, don't even pretend. Don't be a god damn power fantasy and ruin other people's fun with your ego. Play fair dude!

Jokerboi

@Nyarly But.... I can use Armageddon.....

Goro_Akechi_

*Over the speaker again*
Hey guys I found out some Pancakes Akechihop kept hidden didn't get stolen come get some everyone except Nyarly

Aergia

Christ... *she turns into a loli again :3*

Jokerboi

*yelling out* Akechi, the dude left!

Jokerboi

@Aergia Oh hey, you're a kid again. Neat

Hubris

Well...I have other things to deal with...Are you all right, dear sister?

Aergia

Sleepy... *she falls over* Zzzz...

Izaya_Kuro

Poor girl, that must've been a tough fight.

*picks her up and carries her to Leblanc*

Jokerboi

Ah. Well, I guess I'll get out of here. She might kill me later, but I can't just leave her here...*Picks up Aergia* I'll take her to LeBlanc *exits the agency*

Goro_Akechi_

Oh sorry I don't have a wireless camera system so I can't see what's going on.

Pancake_Knight

Ill come by later!

Jokerboi

@Izaya_Kuro
OOC: dammit, you had the same idea as I did

Hubris

Well, I must take my leave then...Much more research to do...

Pancake_Knight

Good bye Hubris!