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Fujiwara_No_Mokou

As you walk down the street, you spot a battered yakitori stand...

Welcome to Fujiwara no Mokou's deliciously grilled yakitori !

-Reaper-

Sounds good

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Welcome ! what'll you have sir ?

-Reaper-

i want to try this yakitori

Hillock

*appears* The Yakitori is calling me, and I must answer!

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*takes a skewer and skewers bits of chicken. Roasts them with her burning hand and puts the skewers on a plate.

There you go sir. That'll be 900 yen please

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Welcome to Fujiwara no Mokou's deliciously grilled yakitori sir, what can I get you ?

-Reaper-

Thanks "pays"

Hillock

Two rations, please!

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Thank you for your patronage !

Two yakitori rations comming right up !

Hillock

Thanks!
*pays and bows*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

And there you go ! Two rations of yakitori ! that'll be 1800 yen sir !

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

so, what brings you around these parts ?

Hillock

(Pretend the other post is now)

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

(pretending)
Thank you for your patronage !

Hillock

Yakitori. Nekomata wanted to eat some, so I was curious!

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Nekomata ? Who might that be? Speaking of which, what's your name ?

Hillock

*salutes* William @Hillock, sir!
And this is Nekomata!
*Nekomata appears behind him, and greets him with a hand. Looks shy*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

huh.. Another one of these personas ? I didn't think they'd be sentient.

Anyway, nice to meet you two.

Hillock

No,she is not a Persona: she is a demon!

Hillock

Either way, here!
*Gives one ration of Takiyaki to Nekomata*
*she starts eating it slowly*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

A demon? Like a youkai? heh, we'll get along just fine then. *smiles devilishly* I used to blast those punks to hell and back for breakfast !

The_Hunter

*ascendes out of no where*

Hello there.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Welcome to Fujiwara no Mokou's deliciously grilled yakitori sir, what can I get you ?

The_Hunter

One yakitori.

*hands her 6910 yen*

Hillock

Well, then I will be going.
Thank you!!

Hillock

*leaves*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

uh.. sir, one portion of yakitori is only 900 yen. Also, coming right up!!

Addalme

"Calls hillock's phone"

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Thanks again Mr Will !

Hillock

*codec call*
"Addalme, is that you?"

Addalme

Yes, is lavenza there?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

@The_Hunter One portion of yakitori ! There you go sir !

The_Hunter

*takes a bite*

Quite savory. And I like it.

Hillock

"No, sorry, I havent seen her. Why?*

The_Dark_Messiah

OOC: Holy god is this touhou?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Glad you enjoy it sir. So tell me, what's your story ?

Addalme

"Maybe she knows about the brother of raven, thanks hillock, bye"

"He ends the call"

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

( holy yes. I am the touhou master here.)

Hillock

*call ended*

The_Dark_Messiah

OOC: I love you. You are an amazing human being. I am glad to find someone else who knows about it... <3

The_Hunter

I am League Cinfederate and Workshop hunter Hunter Valentines. Nice to meet you Fujiwara.

*takes another bite of yakitori*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

( I also have a Sakuya Account. I may bring her back too if you want :3)

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Ah, Fujiwara is my last name, you can call me Mokou.

The_Dark_Messiah

OOC: Do it you won't. She's my favorite. Sakuya = Best touhou girl.

The_Hunter

*finishes tha yakitori*

Nice to meet you Mokou.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

( :3 well not now. I want to enjoy Mokou a bit longer)

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Nice to meet you too Mr Hunter.

-Reaper-

*finishes the yakitori* This was delicious

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

glad to hear it sir! Care for a little chat ?

The_Dark_Messiah

What is this dilapidated stand? Heh, humanity never changes.

-Reaper-

Sure

-Reaper-

I have time

The_Dark_Messiah

What are your wares, human?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Say it again and I'm melting your face off. *glares at @The_Dark_Messiah

Just a second sir @-Reaper-

-Reaper-

Alright

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

hmpf. Seems he chickened out.

Sorry for the interruption. So, tell me about yourself

The_Dark_Messiah

HOW DARE YOU TALK TO THE LORD OF DARKNESS AS SUCH! I am royalty! Now grace me with the knowledge of what you sell!

-Reaper-

My name is Reaper

-Reaper-

Yours?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

The name's Mokou, and, oh dumbass lord of dankness who can't seem to read, as it is written on top of my stall, I sell yakitori

-Reaper-

Nice name

The_Dark_Messiah

Hmm...I am interested. How much for this..."Yakitori"?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Heh, you seem to know a good name when you hear one ! As you probably guessed, my father is none other then Fujiwara no Fuhito !!

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

One plate of three yakitori is 900 yen

-Reaper-

I heard that you are immortal

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

You heard right.

-Reaper-

How old are you?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

About 1340 years old, give or take 10.

-Reaper-

You look like 17

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

I'm unaging. My body will stay like this until the end of time itself.

-Reaper-

That's good

-Reaper-

Hmm what should i say?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

You can tell me a bit about yourself. *she smiles gently.

-Reaper-

I am The Reaper

-Reaper-

This is my human form

Jokerboi

*Walks in*
Woah, Yakitori! I want some
*Walks up*
Some Yakitori if you would, little lady

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Reaper ? as in death ? hah ! just go ahead and try to reap me. It'll be fun.

-Reaper-

I dont hurt you

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*her fists light up with yellow flames

I am. not. LITTLE.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

pff. Lame. You don't seem to take that reaping job seriously

Jokerboi

@Fujiwara_No_Mokou Relax, it just a figure of speech

-Reaper-

I'm on vacation

HibkiKuze

*Walks up* Yakitori what's that?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

hmpf. Whatever, one plate of yakitori right? comming right up.

Death can take vacations? Are you also paid when you do your job?

-Reaper-

Yeah i get paid

Jokerboi

@Fujiwara_No_Mokou Thank you, ma'am

The_Dark_Messiah

I would like some, Miss.

*Unfurls my fist to reveal a large amount of coins*

I wish to taste this delicacy.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

@HibkiKuze *shows you a yakitori
https://otvet.imgsmail.ru/download/70e79c0e1d37607ab3c9e95b9a677d24_i-616.jpg

HibkiKuze

Delicious I'll take one how much

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

damn, business is booming today! Way better then in Gensokyo..

anyway, a bunch of yakitori commin' right up !

The_Dark_Messiah

What did I hear about death? Hehe, you work for me then...Or you were referencing one of these "personas" I have. Either or, I assume.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

900 yen for three yakitori !

HibkiKuze

Do you take Macca?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

What's that ?

HibkiKuze

Macca is the currency of the demon world.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

uuuh... no. I kill demons.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Anyway gentlemen, here are your yakitori ! That'll be 900 yen each ! Enjoy !

Jokerboi

*Hands over 900 yen and takes a bite*
This is awesome!

HibkiKuze

Well here's the rest of my Yen *hands over 900 yen* hard to find a person who can convert Macca to Yen

The_Dark_Messiah

Thank you, lady. You seem like a nice human, although you are immortal. How did you come by this ability?

-Reaper-

Yeah how?

HibkiKuze

*Takes a bite* Oh my god! This is the best thing I've ever eaten!

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Thank you all for your patronage!

Well, let's just say I'm a genius health guru * looks away

The_Dark_Messiah

*Takes a bite from the Yakitori*

This is ten times better then what the demons serve back home. Remind me to take their souls and punish them for creating such horrible cuisine.

HibkiKuze

Well I think I'll be coming back for more when I make more money.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Much appreciated! Come back anytime !

HibkiKuze

Of course long as your still here

The_Dark_Messiah

You never did answer my question. How did you become immortal?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

I just said I'm a genius health guru *she frowns

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

And I'll be here as long as people want me here.

The_Dark_Messiah

I wish for you to stay. Your food is delicious.

*Sits up from my chair*

I don't believe you on your "Immortality" part, though. You seem nice. Watch for me, I'll be in the shadows, waiting...

*Dissipates into a cloud of black vapor*

-Reaper-

Are you still want to talk?

HibkiKuze

Oh before I leave are you hiring? With how good the food is I need an employee discount.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

.. what a creep... Anyway, sure talk away.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

uh.. not really.. This is only a part time gig for me. But if you see my stall is unmanned, feel free to use it.

The_Dark_Messiah

@Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*You hear shrill whispering within your head*

Heh, I'm a creep. That's hilarious. You interest me, that is why you still stand...

HibkiKuze

Alright thank you. Hope to see you again. *Leaves*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*shivers.

I suddenly feel like slaughtering an army or two...

-Reaper-

Are you love her or what?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Oh, yes, Come back anytime !

-Reaper-

What do you want to talk about?

The_Dark_Messiah

*The whispering comes back*

I will watch you, protecting you. If you require my presence, say my name...Yell it...Lucifer...

-Reaper-

Geez....

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

no thank you.. I don't need protection, I'm immortal.

Well tell me more about this place, this nexus. I just got here so I don't mind learning a bit more.

-Reaper-

I tell you about the nexus

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

what's the current state of affairs around here ?

The_Dark_Messiah

*Once again, you hear the voice within your head*

Suit yourself, human. My offer still stands. Should you need me, call my name...

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

sure.. I'll keep it in mind. Maybe.

-Reaper-

Only two people can leave the nexus

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Oh? who ?

The_Dark_Messiah

*A black vapor starts forming near the stand, then shapes into a humanoid being*

I apologize for showing up unannounced, but I require your help.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

hah, and you said I should count on you. What's up ?

-Reaper-

Lumina and Akamoto Shinji

-Reaper-

And the core of the nexus is cafe leblanc

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

huh. ok. what's so special about them ?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

yeah. I saw that place was pretty weird. I decided to avoid it for the time being.

-Reaper-

About those two?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

yeah

-Reaper-

I dont know why are they special

-Reaper-

Seems like they have the ability

-Reaper-

Do you want to leave the nexus

-Reaper-

?..

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Oh, sorry I was spacing out,
No not really. Not yet anyway. I'll stick around people are sick of me.

-Reaper-

I see...

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

What about you ? ever think of getting out of here ?

-Reaper-

Yeah but i cant

-Reaper-

Leaving Nana behind...

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Well, take her with you.

-Reaper-

Yeah you're right

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

sometimes, going for the simplest answer can be the best one.

-Reaper-

The problem is her soul isnt complete yet

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

uh.. sure. Just wait a bit then.

-Reaper-

Yeah everyone told me that

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Then all the more reason to do so

-Reaper-

You have someone important?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Nah. Not really. All the people I care about got murdered.

-Reaper-

Sorry for asking...

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Don't worry. I had 1300 years to deal with it.

-Reaper-

I see...

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Mhmm. Anway, any nice stories to share ?

-Reaper-

I had a cafe

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

blech. coffee is so bitter. I like tea more.

-Reaper-

I served tea too

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

then it's fine * smiles again

-Reaper-

Yeah...

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*yawns

Not many customers anymore. Maybe I'll just close up shop...

-Reaper-

You're gonna go home?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

I don't have a home here.

-Reaper-

That's not good

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

meh. I don't care. I don't need to sleep, so I can just roam around all night.

-Reaper-

I see...

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Meh. It's not a problem. I don't need to sleep, so I can just walk around all night.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

( oh wait xD I thought it crashed so I retyped my message. Please ignore. )

-Reaper-

So where do you go?

-Reaper-

(alright)

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

I don't know. I just walk around aimlessly until i see something interesting.

-Reaper-

Can i join?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

sure. but not for too long. I like to have some quiet time too.

-Reaper-

Got it

-Reaper-

Just say and i be gone

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

will do. For now, I'll still serve some yakitori to anyone who walks in though

-Reaper-

Okay

-Reaper-

*waiting*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*cleans the counter of her stall.

-Reaper-

*takes a book out of his bag and starts to read it*

Saitama

*appears* Yo

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Oh ! Welcome to Fujiwara no Mokou's deliciously grilled yakitori sir, what can I get you ?

Saitama

I want some yakitori

Saitama

I want some yakitori

Saitama

(Ignore the double post)

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

One order of yakitori comming right up! That'll be 900 yen sir !

Saitama

*pays her 900 yen* Here

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Thank you for your patronage ! Here's your yakitori Baldy !

So, tell me about yourself *she smiles gently

Saitama

My name is Saitama and for some reason i defeat anyone with one punch

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

huh. Try me.

Saitama

If you say so *punches her* Click to load gif image (size - 1.3 mb)

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*explodes

Death count: 3

Saitama

Are you okay?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*resurects

hoo boy, that's quite the punch. Yeah I'm fine don't worry. I just died a little

Saitama

Good to know

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Didn't scare you did I ? *she smiles mischievously

Saitama

I tought i killed you so yeah it scared me a little bit

Saitama

(*thought*)

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

I'm immortal. You can't kill me.

Saitama

Already realized that

Saitama

*finishes yakitori*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

How was it ?

Saitama

It's delicious

Saitama

*sits quietly*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Good. Glad to hear !

Saitama

I am bored...

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

I'm enjoying leblanc

Saitama

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