DJ CAM:
The camera blinks on.
The DJ is laying in a pool of water with the person who tried rescuing them.
A figure stands over them.
"Oh that was lucky."
"If that ice hadnt have frozen you the way it did, you would've been roasted harder than my mothers chicken."
The figure holds an arm out and hefts the DJ up.
"Anyways I am glad my co-worker isnt dead, you make some great music!"
"Oh did the ice hurt your throat?"
"I'll mix you a drink and fix that up"
The bartender winks one of her yellow eyes at the DJ.
"This ice wall aint melting any time soon, may as well get wasted."
The camera dies.