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How fast do i gotta go?

*a lonely Siren is slumped in an alley outside of mcdonalds. They are sat in a state of existential pondering.

*Finally, they speak

"If sonic truly goes too fast for the naked eye to see, then how do we still see him?"

TheSixthSiren

*they're still sat in the alley. honestly, they look like some sort of addict.

"How does the G-Force affect sonic when he starts to run? How does it affect him when he comes to a stop? How does he live??"

Mona

*The human pulls their car up to the window to order*
"Yes, i'd like a McFucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

TheSixthSiren

*the weird trap thing?? (what gender am i???) stares at the cat attempting to impersonate a human

"Goddamn McFurries"

TheSixthSiren

*the human stares at their phone...

"If Sonic truly is faster than light, why does he take so long to text me back?"

*they begin to cry, their tears hitting the cracked screen of their mobile device

Sonic

*The hedgehog runs to McDonalds, leaving a trail of fire in his path. He leans his elbow on a nearby pole and speaks to the nearby person*
"You call?"

TheSixthSiren

*The gender confused closeted furry looks up in shock. only to blush when they see who it is.

"S-Sonic!" *they stuttered "Where have you been? You never responded to my text."

Sonic

"I'm so fast you didn't see my response"
*Runs to Africa and kills ISIS leader*

TheSixthSiren

*watches as sonic runs off but does not see him go.

"wow, he must have hit his head on something.... he's acting more like a dead meme each day"