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Mako-chan
Speed Dating with Izaya Kuro
My poor poor Izaya is all alone with no cute girls in his life. Alright line up one by one and wait your turn. Show him a bit of love <3
Izaya_Kuro
L-Lady Mako-chan, this isn't necessary!
Mako-chan
Quiet you! I'm helping.
Kuudere
*walks up to Mako-chan and tugs on her sleeve*
Excuse me, kitty lady. What's "speed dating?" It sounds kinda weird to make all these people get in a line.
Jokerboi
I'm just here to watch this is all go to shit *grabs popcorn and waits for shit to happen*
Mako-chan
Well I'm glad you asked. Anyone interested in this fine man here can step up see if they're good enough to date him.
Izaya_Kuro
Dammit, Mako.

*he sinks down in his chair embarrassed*
Kuudere
*looking a little confused*
So, you're going to look at a bunch of people in a line to see if any of them are pretty enough for kitty-guy?
That's ADORABLE!!
Mako-chan
@Kuudere

I'm glad you agree. No men allowed tho.
Pancake_Knight
I heard somebody was going to, let me see, date a door? I would like to see this!

*Pancake knight pulls up a chair next to joker
Jokerboi
*Continues watching while eating popcorn*
Hillock
I want to fight alongside him.
But Im not interested in a romantic relation
Hillock
Would you want to have a romabtic relation with a Nekomata though?
Izaya_Kuro
@Pancake_Knight

OOC: Wait, did you just call ME a door?
Hillock
Romantic*
Izaya_Kuro
@Hillock

I'm not gonna date a persona...
Hillock
Not a Persona: a demon!
Aergia
What the?! How the hell did I get here?!
Kuudere
*looking quickly between Izaya, Mako, Hillock, and the Nekomata*
There are so many kitties here. How am I supposed to choose?

*pauses, unsure of himself*
Hillock
*The nekomata aproaches Kuu*
Izaya_Kuro
@Aergia

Ah! W-Why are you here...? Aren't you... you know... not available...?
Aergia
I have no idea either!! ... Who brought me here?!
Kuudere
KITTY
*begins petting the Nekomata, a little too agressively, as kids are known to do*
Awww, who's such a good kitty? You're a cute kitty, aren't you?
Hillock
*Nekomata is not enjoing that, but she stays there, just to make the kid happy*
-Hillock:
Aergia? Well, if you are into cats...
Nana-sama
*appears behind Izaya and grabs his butt, giving it a soft squeeze*

Ara~ What's this here?
Izaya_Kuro
Ah!! Nanaka-san... please...
Aergia
Kuu, don't be so rough with the cat.
Nana-sama
Hmm? *gives a teasing look*

Please? Ok.

*Squeezes again, a bit harder*
Izaya_Kuro
*he jumps slightly surprised*

AHH!! No no! I mean... stop, please!

*his face is bright red and he's completely flustered*
Nana-sama
Ara~ but you were enjoying it so much!

And did you call me Nanaka?
*gives another squeeze*
Kuudere
*he stops petting the Nekomata for a moment, though he's still holding it*
But sis, its so adorable!! How am I supposed to help myself? Its not my fault it has such a cute face.
*in spite of his words, he begins to pet the Nekomata more carefully, sure not to squeeze it too hard*
Hillock
*Nekomata blushes by such words. She sits, making it easier for Kuu to pet her*
Izaya_Kuro
*doki doki*

I-I... I don't... I don't know what you're talking about, Nana-san. Are you here for the... thing... or are you just here to mess with me?
Hillock
Nana, c'mon, stop.teasimg him
Nana-sama
Hmm... *whispers in his cat ear*
Maybe both? Ufufu!
Aergia
And Nana. *she bonks Nana's head* Stop harassing the cat.
Izaya_Kuro
Thank you, Aergia-san...
Kuudere
*he continues petting the Nekomata, leaning into them a little*
The kitty, is so soft..
*yawns*
Nana-sama
Boo...

*warps to the seat*

So, How does this, "Speed dating" thing work?
Hillock
*Nekomata seems happy! She leans a bit more... she starts feelimg sleepy though*
Aergia
You need to control yourself future sister.
Mako-chan
@Nana-sama

Well I'm glad you asked.

*leans on Nana's shoulder*

Take a seat in front of Izaya and have a short and quick "date" with him to see if you're worthy enough to start a relationship. You in?
Nana-sama
*leans forward on the table*

Oh, I'm in alright.
Kuudere
*he pets the Nekomata for a few more moments, before finally laying on it and falling asleep.*
ZZzzzz...
Jokerboi
*still watching with his popcorn*
This is just great. I'm throughly enjoying myself
Izaya_Kuro
Really?! I-I mean... hello... Nana-san...
Hillock
*Nekomata falls asleep as well!*
*...*
*Well... shit*
Nana-sama
Sama, Kuro-kun, We aren't that close yet.
Izaya_Kuro
No... I guess not... Look, this was all Lady Mako's doing. If you don't actually like me, then I don't blame you. Don't force yourself to do this for me...
Nana-sama
*tilts head and smiles*
Come now, How am I supposed to know if you don't give me a chance?
Hillock
Hm... I will... stay here...
*Hillock stayed there, without doing nothing*
Izaya_Kuro
*his face gets red*

Uhh... yeah... Dammit, I don't even know what to talk about...
Jokerboi
*Smirks* Nanaka, you kinky bitch...
Nana-sama
Ara~ What language Joker boy...
Jokerboi
I've been known to have a colorful vocabulary
Izaya_Kuro
@Jokerboi

That's a bit uncalled for. Nana-sama is nice... a little touchy, but she's sweet...
Izaya_Kuro
I just said that out loud, didn't I?
Nana-sama
Aww, how kind of you Kuro-kun.
Jokerboi
@Izaya_Kuro I wasmy saying it to be mean, I was just teasing. You seem awfully protective of her hotshot *bumps his elbow*
Jokerboi
*wasn't*
Izaya_Kuro
*he blushes more*

Aha... well... I kinda mean it...

*he weakly laughs and scratches the back of his head*
Jokerboi
I think I smell love in the air....
Izaya_Kuro
@Jokerboi

Sh-Shut up. I am not...
Jokerboi
*Looks at him with a doubtful look* I also smell hormones and sexual frustration....
Mako-chan
*her gaze quickly keeps switching between the two, the smuggest face you've ever seen*
Nana-sama
*Reaches over and pets Izaya*

You're so cute sometimes.
Izaya_Kuro
*his face turns into a cute pout and he allows Nana to pet him*

*he mumbles something vaguely sounding like "You too"*

Nana-sama
So then, What shall we talk about?
Jokerboi
*Joker heard what Izaya said, and his eyes widen*
Oh my god, I knew it
Gumi
Hello I was told that there were cats here.
Izaya_Kuro
Uhh... what do people normally talk about? Like.. I don't know... hobbies?

*he looks at Mako requesting an approving nod, and he receives it*

Hobbies yeah. I've been learning how to make coffee recently, so I guess that counts. What about you?
Nana-sama
Hmm, Lately I've taken to gardening. I'm not too good at it yet.
Mako-chan
@Gumi

Dang! You're a cute one. Yup, the most adorable cat boy you'll meet. Nana-sama's time is almost up, so be patient until then, please.
Gumi
Wait the kitty is a human?

I wanted to pet an actual cat.
Nana-sama
Ara~ It's timed!
I should get busy then.

*scratches under his chin*
Jokerboi
@Mako-chan *whispers to her* The kid really like Nanaka, fyi. Heard him muttering about it
Mako-chan
@Gumi

No no, neko boy! Just as soft! Just as cute! Just as fun to pet!
Izaya_Kuro
@Nana-sama

H-Hey... that's... good, but... I... uhh...

*110% flustered rn*
Gumi
Okay then i'll stay.

I hope this neko boy allows me to pet him.
Nana-sama
Is my time up? Oh well...

*warps a bit away*
Mako-chan
@Gumi

Now, sit in the seat across from him and get started. He's fun to pet.
Jokerboi
Oh, she's a new one...
Izaya_Kuro
*he shakes his head and snaps out of his daze*

Okay, next person then...
Gumi
Okay!

(Sits on the seat)

(Yells)

Do I get to pet him now?
Jokerboi
PLEASE DO
Izaya_Kuro
Y-Yes, go ahead.

*he lowers his head allowing the pet to commence*
Gumi
(Pets Izaya's head)

Wow you are so soft!

(Looks into Izaya's eyes)

Do you mind being my new pet cat?
Jokerboi
*You can hear Joker laughing hysterically in the background at Gumi's request*
Izaya_Kuro
Uhhhhh... I'm not sure if that's--
Mako-chan
*she throws an arm around his shoulder*

Of course he will!! He's all yours!
Nana-sama
eh...
Izaya_Kuro
L-Lady Mako-chan...

*sighs*

Y-Yes... I will...

*he smiles a bit*
Gumi
(Looks serious)

Is a collar included with the deal.

(Whispers)

Do I have to potty train him?
Izaya_Kuro
No!! I'm 20!! I'm not a toddler!
Mako-chan
But he will wear a collar...
Jokerboi
*Joker is laughing even louder now*
Izaya_Kuro
Mako!!
Mako-chan
*she giggles*
Gumi
(Smiles)

That's good I really don't have the patience for naughty animals.

(She pets Izaya)

I will provide you with a good home cute kitty.
Jokerboi
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW *Continues laughing*
Nana-sama
Ara~ Are you a Naughty Animal Kuro-kun?
Izaya_Kuro
G-Great... Uhh... I have a home you know... I don't need to live with you... unless...

*he blushes*

No...
Doctor_Eggman
(Eggman can be seen looking through the window.)

Drats. He would've made a wonderful Badnik! Back to the drawing board...

(Eggman leaves.)
Gumi
(Looks at Joker)

Why are you laughing?
Izaya_Kuro
@Nana-sama

U-Urusai!
Gumi
(Ignores Izaya)

We will have such a fun time together kitty!

(Smiles)

I can't wait to give you nice baths and walk you along the beach.
Izaya_Kuro
G-Give me... uhh... yeah...

*he glares daggers at Mako*
Nana-sama
*looks worried*

Mako-chan? Are you really going to demoralize you Champion like that? I must know, I'm quite concerned for him...
Gumi
(Lifts Izaya up bridal style)

It's time for us to go kitty.

(Looks at him directly in the eyes)

Your new name is official angel.
Jokerboi
@Gumi No reason. I'm just really enjoying this right now
Izaya_Kuro
Hey you can't just rename me.

*tries to break free*

Jeez, you're strong. Mako-chan, help!!
Gumi
(Looks at Joker)

Ah yes the new bond between owner and animal is something to behold.

Just wait until me and Angel get closer as friends.
Mako-chan
@Nana-sama

*ignores her, she's watching Gumi and Izaya, her eyes sparkling*
Jokerboi
I couldn't agree with you more. You know what Angel really likes more than anything? Being dressed up in different outfits
Izaya_Kuro
I'm not an animal, though!
Nana-sama
Would you like my help Izaya?
Izaya_Kuro
@Jokerboi

If I make it out of this alive, we're fighting!!
Gumi
(Looks at Mako)

Why is the kitty moving around so much?

Is he hungry?
Mako-chan
@Nana-sama

He doesn't need help. Surely you wanna see how this plays out too. Just leave him be.
Jokerboi
@Izaya_Kuro *Smiles evilly at him*
Gumi
(Pets Izaya)

Please calm down kitty.

Oh I know what will make you happy!

(Sticks a fish cracker in Izaya's mouth)

There you go!
Izaya_Kuro
@Gumi

Are you even listening to me?
Izaya_Kuro
*he reluctantly eats the fish cracker*

That was... good, but don't shove things in my mouth, please...
Jokerboi
@Gumi He really likes to be dressed up. I think if you do dress him up in different little outfits, he'll definitely be your friend
Nana-sama
*sigh*
He is your champion... But I shall step in if I believe this goes too far...
Izaya_Kuro
@Jokerboi

Hey, could you step a little closer, SO I CAN KICK YOU?!
Gumi
(Looks at her watch)

I'm late for my show!

(Drops Izaya forgetting about him)

(Runs out)
Izaya_Kuro
*hit hits the ground with a thud*

Itai!
Nana-sama
Ara!
*warps to Izaya*
Are you all right?
Izaya_Kuro
I think I need therapy... or something... anything after that...
Aitome_Korichi
This place is strange..

*a blonde girl in a blue hoodie walks in
Huh? Cat girls? Um excuse me?

*Aitome pokes @Mako-chan on the shoulder

Um where am I exactly?
Mako-chan
I'm glad you asked. It's speed dating for my lovely Izaya. Are you interested in a relationship with this fine boy.

*turns to Izaya*

Another customer, look presentable.
Izaya_Kuro
Hai...

*he gets up and sits back down at the table*
Aitome_Korichi
Huh??!! I mean what!

*Aitome blushes

Um,this is very sudden.
Jokerboi
@Izaya_Kuro Fucking try me bitch
Izaya_Kuro
@Jokerboi

Later, not now.
Mako-chan
@Aitome_Korichi

Get a good look at him. Is that cat boy the one for you? If so, then take a seat.
Jokerboi
*Joker goes back to watching how things turn out*
Aitome_Korichi
I-I mean hes not bad I guess.. is he your brother? Or perhaps your boyfriend? I wouldn't want to meddle...
Mako-chan
@Aitome_Korichi

*she laughs for a solid 2 minutes after hearing boyfriend*

No, this here is my CHAMPION! My warrior essential to any goddess! I wouldn't date him. I'm taken anyway.
Izaya_Kuro
@Aitome_Korichi

Just a heads up, I'm not a cat looking for an owner...
Aitome_Korichi
CHAMPION???!! GODDESS??

*Aitome starts sweating and she thinks to herself

(WHERE DID I END UP)





Izaya_Kuro
@Aitome_Korichi

Oh, I think I see. You're new to the Nexus, right?
Aitome_Korichi
Is that what you call this place? The Nexus? The world has surely changed quite a bit for nekos to be a common occurrence....
Izaya_Kuro
@Aitome_Korichi

Yeah. Gods, goddesses, sins, and demons, are a dime a dozen here. She's not a super important goddess, so no need to pay respects.
Aitome_Korichi
Oh.. I see, I dont know the ritual, even if I wanted to..

*Aitome takes a seat

Anyways who are you? My names Aitome Korichi.
Izaya_Kuro
I'm Izaya Kuro. You probably walked in the wrong place by accident. If you don't actually like me then there's no one *glares at Mako* making you stay here. I hope we can help you get used to the Nexus as much as possible, though.
Aitome_Korichi
W-w-well I do like you,but not in, well you are a nice person and, wait your not a person, um well what was I talking about again?

*Aitome blushes slightly

S-sorry im easily flustered...
Izaya_Kuro
*he blushes*

Y-Yeah. I understand. I... I'm the same way.

So... the Nexus... ahem. If you visit some cafes, that's usually where people meet up. If you want to learn more about this place or how you can help us, then you can ask there. M-Maybe... I could take you... sometime...

*he avoids eye contact embarrassed*
Mako-chan
Atta boy, Izaya!
Jokerboi
Awwww
Aitome_Korichi
Oh really? That would be nice. Do they just serve coffee there?
Izaya_Kuro
Eh, depends on the day. It's self serve though, which is odd. I've been learning how to make my own, so that's good.
Aitome_Korichi
You can make coffee? That's a very good skill! Im impressed!
Izaya_Kuro
Well, I'm practicing. Mainly just cause Mako is too lazy to learn how to make her own.
Mako-chan
Alright. Time's up, lovebirds. I think we found a match.
Jokerboi
Oh shit, he just threw some major shade at you Mako...
Aitome_Korichi
Whats your relationship with her anyways? Im a little confused on thw whole champion thing?
Aitome_Korichi
Huh?? Oh its you from the cafe.. wait you were watching??
Izaya_Kuro
I fight in her name, that's it.
Jokerboi
@Aitome_Korichi Yeah, I just wanted to mess with him, but *He smiles* this looks too genuine to mess with.
Aitome_Korichi
But is she not a goddess? I guess you did say she was very weak..
Aitome_Korichi
I-i-idiot... You shouldn't mess with a girls emotion for fun you know!

@Joker
Izaya_Kuro
Yeah, she's a goddess, but not a lot of people take her seriously. But there are a few believers like me. You should really see some of the crazy gods in the Nexus. Mako-chan is nothing compared to their power.
Aitome_Korichi
Well what can she do? So far it sounds like she's just a normal person.
Izaya_Kuro
Let's see. There's a list. Phanfic, Anime GIFs, and Cat People to name a few.
Izaya_Kuro
Those are her "powers" I guess.
Aitome_Korichi
H-h-huh?? What kind of powers are that!

@Aitome looks at Mako

S-surely you have some impressive powers like,making pancakes out of thin air?
Mako-chan
That power sounds awesome! But Izaya is right. I'm pretty useless. The people still love me tho. Most of them anyway. It doesn't take much to become a goddess tho. All you need is a skill or trait that no one else has, and a follower will to worship you for having that skill or trait.
Aitome_Korichi
Oh? So nobody else here can make good Phanfiction? What a shame..

*Aitome then looks at Joker

Also I've been meaning to ask you,how do you know about shadows? And what are these,Phantom Theives?
Nana-sama
Hmm... Well, seems everything is going well.
Aitome_Korichi
Oh, hello there. My name is Aitome Korichi, who are you? Are you a goddess?
Nana-sama
Ah, Yes, Nana. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

I am the Goddess of Lust.

*curtsy*
Mako-chan
Ok mission accomplished. We have work to do.

*drags Izaya out*
Aitome_Korichi
Its very nice to meet you Nana, im new here to the,um Nexus right?
Izaya_Kuro
*as he's getting dragged out, he waves goodbye*

It was nice meeting you.
Aitome_Korichi
Ill see you later Izaya-kun!
-Reaper-
*appears* What the hell is happening here.....
Nana-sama
Yes, the Nexus If you would like, I could give you a short explanation.
Jokerboi
@Aitome_Korichi I'm not messing with you, I would never mess with a woman. And I know about shadows because I fight them. My group is/was known as the Phantom Thieves, and we steal hearts
Nana-sama
Hello Shin-kun.
Mako-chan
@-Reaper-

Nothing anymore
-Reaper-
Hi Nana......
Aitome_Korichi
Oh no it's fine, Izaya-kun gave me an explanation already. Quick question though, if there are crazy powerful gods, why haven't they taken over yet?
Nana-sama
Because there are humans here that are even more powerful. We have plenty of god killers here.
Aitome_Korichi
How can a human be more powerful than a god? That sounds crazy unless...
Aitome_Korichi
S-s-stealing hearts?? Like you steal their heart and sell it???!!!
-Reaper-
It's true
-Reaper-
Not the heart selling
Aitome_Korichi
What!! This guy is selling hearts?? And in doing so he fights shadows??
Aitome_Korichi
O-oh... you scared me there...
-Reaper-
What's your name new girl?
Nana-sama
Well, I must be going.

Ta-ta~

*vanishes*
Aitome_Korichi
My names Aitome Korichi, whats yours?
-Reaper-
Reaper nice to meet you!
Aitome_Korichi
Nice to meet you Reaper! I would like to chat, but I should find something to eat, ill see you around!
-Reaper-
Bye
Aitome_Korichi
Good bye Reaper!