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One-day maid cafe

My mistress told me to "have fun" with regular humans every once in a while. Thus I decided to open a one-day maid cafe. Please enjoy the maids and the coffee. You may talk to the maids if you wish, they don't bite.

Hillock

*Enters using the door, bit seems in a hurry*
Quick, black coffee and head pats!

Sakuya_Izayoi

H-head pats..? *she seems flustered

Hillock

I need them! It's an emergency!
Forget the coffee, the head pats are more important!
*He sits on the floor giving her his back*
Quick, you fool!

Sakuya_Izayoi

O-ok.. * she brings her hands to hillock's head and gently pats it

L-Like this...?

Hillock

*He smiles, relaxing*
Yes... a just a bit more, please...

Sakuya_Izayoi

*keeps on patting his head, blushing in shame

*mutter* My lady would laugh if she saw this.. *mutter

Hillock

Nyaaaaaa~! Yes... more puuuurease!
*He starts cuddling her leg*

Sakuya_Izayoi

*jumps back as knives suddenly appear all around hillock, floating menacingly in midair
Hey !! Hands off my leg ! What is wrong with you??

Hillock

S-Sorry! ;-;
*He has a scared look right now*
I-I just... needed the pats and... I-I'm sorry...
;-;

Sakuya_Izayoi

Hmpf. Fine. * the knives disappear from whence they came

Now please, take seat like a normal customer.

Hillock

;-;
*He stands and takes a seat*
*He tries to regain composture*
A-Amh... Black coffee, please!

Sakuya_Izayoi

One cup of black coffee.

* she disappears for a split second before coming back with a cup of coffee

There you are sir. Please enjoy.

Hillock

T-Thanks...
*He drinks, regaining his normal self*
Excuse me, what is your name?

Sakuya_Izayoi

I am Sakuya Izayoi, Chief-Maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Hillock

*He stands up and bows*
I mist apologize for my previous actions.
This neko traits come in the worst moments...

Sakuya_Izayoi

As long as you are aware of it, you can improve yourself. I will pretend I didn't witness it.

Now please, tell me your name.

Hillock

The name is Hillock, nice to meet you.

Sakuya_Izayoi

I'll pretend the feelings are mutual. Now, is there anything else I can do for your pleasure ? Other then patting.

Inari

*Walks in*
Lemme
Get uhh
Boneless Pizza wit a
Two Liter Coke

Sakuya_Izayoi

Of course, let me guide you to your table. I will bring your meal to you in an instant.

* guides Inari to a table, and puts a pizza with the words "boneless" spelled in cheese on a plate in front of him. A two liter bottle of coke also appears seemingly out of nowhere in front of him

Sakuya_Izayoi

*goes up to the door and hangs a sign that reads
" Dear Patrons,
My mistress needs me back at the mansion, I will be back as soon as humanly possible.
Thank you for your understanding.

Sakuya Izayoi"

AkariSuzumoto

What's a maid, miss?

-QuietGoodnight-

*Arrives sluggishly, looking at the sign on the door*

...The one time I needed coffee...oh well.

*He turns to the little girl.*

It's usually someone who cleans up someone else's home, or tends to their needs.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Hmm, sorry for the inconvenience sir, I will be back in approximately thirty minutes ( irl time. gotta go)

-QuietGoodnight-

It's no issue.

(No problem, take your time.)

AkariSuzumoto

@-QuietGoodnight-
Ohhh...

Do maids make money? I could try it.

-QuietGoodnight-

They do, but not much...besides, I believe there's a license for that sort of thing...

AkariSuzumoto

Only adults get licenses.

-QuietGoodnight-

I think that's the point...

*He sighs.*

Don't worry. There are plenty of ways for kids to make money...being a maid isn't one of them. Especially not with their outfits...

Kuroumi

*reads the sign, but enters anyway*

What an inconvenience...

AkariSuzumoto

@-QuietGoodnight-
Are they naughty outfits?

-QuietGoodnight-

...Sometimes, yes.

*A sigh.*

AkariSuzumoto

Oh. I don't wanna dress like a bad person.

-QuietGoodnight-

That's a smart decision.

Kuroumi

....It's been quite a while. Shouldn't Izayoi be back?

Sakuya_Izayoi

I have finally returned. Please excuse my tardiness, My mistress sent me on another errand as soon as I returned.

However, now that I am back, the shop is open again. * takes the sign away.

Once again, welcome to my one day maid cafe

HibkiKuze

*Enters* What is this place?

Kuroumi

Ah, finally. I'll have some Mocha, please.

Spectrum

Skyla walks in. "I might as well see for myself what this is like."

Sakuya_Izayoi

*A Sakuya brings a cup of mocha to @Kuroumi

Here is your order. Please enjoy.

* meanwhile another sakuya greets @HibkiKuze

This is my one day maid cafe. I will tend to it for an entire day. You may order anything you fancy, chances are I can get it. You may also talk to the maids.

Sakuya_Izayoi

@Spectrum , welcome sir, how may I help you ?

Miss_Kawakami

"A maid.. cafe? Something like this opened up this close? Huh.."

Kuroumi

Thank you. Also, I thought I heard Hillock in here.

HibkiKuze

I'll just have some TaP Soda if you have any. *Takes a seat*

Spectrum

"Uh, I'm a girl... Please may I possibly have a cup of tea, and maybe some pasta?"

Sakuya_Izayoi

Oh my, such a sudden outburst of customers !

@HibkiKuze here is your glass of TaP soda sir. *a glass filled with said soda appear in her hands.

@Spectrum, My, I'm terribly sorry milady. I hope this pasta al Amatriciana will suit your tastes. And here is your cup of tea.

@kuroumi, yes he was here this morning, but left when I had to close up shop.

Spectrum

"I forgive you, and thank you." Skyla smiles, before starting to eat the Pasta.

HibkiKuze

Thanks this stuff really sharpens the brain. I drink it before every important occasion.

Sakuya_Izayoi

* she bows courteously

You are welcome Milady

Kuroumi

*Sips Coffee*
I'm guessing something about head pats...

Sakuya_Izayoi

P-please... Do not remind me.. * she looks away, slightly dejected

Spectrum

Skyla smiles, and continues eating her pasta.

Kuroumi

Those neko traits are such a problem sometimes. That stupid pervert came in too...

Sakuya_Izayoi

Let's not talk about it anymore... There are plenty of subjects we could discuss so let's just forget about that one... ok ?

Kuroumi

Agreed.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Tell me about yourself Milady.

Kuroumi

Name is Kuroumi, Kuro for short. A wizard from the world of Granvia.

HibkiKuze

*He finishes his drink* Excuse me could I please have another?

Spectrum

Skyla looks over towards the conversation. "Hey, how bad is the 'pervert' you mentioned?"

Sakuya_Izayoi

It's a pleasure to meet you Miss Kuroumi. I am Sakuya Izayoi, from Gensokyo.

@HibkiKuze Of course sir. *the glass is suddenly filled again

@Skyla, Bad. Really bad. I hope he never comes back.

Kuroumi

Eh, He said something about looking at Lavenza in the shower. Tried matchmaking me with Hillock, too.

Spectrum

"Ugh. I bet he needs his heart changed..."

Kuroumi

His name is Blackmask, apparently. Change his heart if you want.

Sakuya_Izayoi

What a disgusting human being. This is why i hate humans.

Spectrum

"Don't you need a full name to change a heart?"

Kuroumi

It's what he's called. That's all I know about him.

Sakuya_Izayoi

I've heard you also need a place and a sin or something like that.. *she's not aware of the actual specifics. only heard a bit about it.

Hillock

OOC: this makes me sad. I guess I need some plot to make my character change completly. I am sad.
;-;

Sakuya_Izayoi

( don't worry -w- you're fine as is.

Spectrum

"Yeah, you do. But the phantom thieves tend to figure all that out."

Sakuya_Izayoi

So.. we just need to send them a letter or something ?

Spectrum

"The calling card comes after you find where the treasure hides?"

Sakuya_Izayoi

Oh, yes of course ! I know that much. But say, a friend of a friend wants to ask the phantom thieves for help... What should she do ?

Spectrum

"Hm, she should try going to Cafe LaBlanc and mention it out loud. Many phantom thieves tend to be there, even when not talking about phantom thief stuff."

Sakuya_Izayoi

Hmm.. I guess so... But she can't openly admit she needs their help. She needs to remain anonymous.

Spectrum

"Ah. Ok. Hmmm... That's difficult... She should maybe see if she could find a phantom thief online?"

HibkiKuze

*Opens phone* Who needs changed and why?

Spectrum

"I don't know, but apparently a friend of a friend of this girl here wants to request someone."

HibkiKuze

I have the Metaverse app I could help.

Sakuya_Izayoi

I can't say, it's for a friend of a friend.

@spectrum, I don't think that could happen either... No one can know it was her.

HibkiKuze

I don't mean who's requesting. Who's the evil person who needs to change?

Sakuya_Izayoi

well I can't say just yet. She's not sure if it's needed at this moment.. but maybe in the near future...

Spectrum

"Hm... Then that'd be tricky. Maybe get her to write a note with the name on, and send it to me? I know the phantom thieves."

Kuroumi

*She sits quietly and sips her coffee while the others converse*

HibkiKuze

*Puts phone away* ok then find me if you really need it though.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Very well. I will relay the idea to this friend of my friend. Thank you very much. *she bows again

Spectrum

"You're welcome."

Sakuya_Izayoi

May I get you ladies something else ? Consider it a service from the house, since you both helped me.

HibkiKuze

Ok have another TaP soda. *Hibki has an annoyed tone in his voice*

Spectrum

"Ok. How about some hot chocolate?" Skyla says.

Sakuya_Izayoi

One more Tap, and a hot chocolate.

*both beverages appear under your noses, as though they were there from the beginning.

Spectrum

"Thanks~" Skyla happily slurps the hot chocolate.

HibkiKuze

Thanks. Also I'm a dude. Sorry if I confused you.

Spectrum

(pfft. That maid must be Proffessor Oak in disguise lol)

Sakuya_Izayoi

I know, but you're the only boy here.

Sakuya_Izayoi

( shush >w< )

Kuroumi

I'll take another Mocha.

Spectrum

Skyla finishes the hot chocolate. "That was amazing~"

Sakuya_Izayoi

Of course it's amazing, I am Sakuya, the Perfect maid ! *a cup of mocha appears in front of Kuroumi

Kuroumi

*Sips Mocha*
Thank you.

Spectrum

Skyla giggles. "Perfect at everything but telling gender, you mean?"

Spectrum

"I mean, you originally called me sir!"

Sakuya_Izayoi

*blushes

T-That was exceptional. I'm not used to the human world. Where I'm from, there are only women, so I have to be careful not call everyone a girl here ! It makes things confusing !

HibkiKuze

What is your world like?

Spectrum

"Oh, ok. That makes sense."

Sakuya_Izayoi

It's a world filled with extremely powerful idiots. And they're all girls.

Kuroumi

Why all females though?

Sakuya_Izayoi

I do not know. We do have men, but they seem to serve no purpose. We never see them nor hear from them. They mostly live in the human village, so I never even get so come close to them.

Spectrum

"Oh, ok."

Kuroumi

Interesting.

HibkiKuze

Powerful idiots huh *He appears to be thinking* Yeah I know two of them.

Spectrum

"Is one of them you Hibki?"

Sakuya_Izayoi

I doubt you can grasp how powerful though. I my self am quite strong, even if I do say so myself. And yet, I couldn't even dream of rivaling girls like Reimu, Yukari or Suika.

HibkiKuze

No I'm thinking of Daichi and Joe they have thier quirks but they don't think. I was actually the leader of my friends.

Spectrum

"Oh, ok."

Kuroumi

*She places 600 yen*
Thanks for the coffee. See you later.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Thank you for your patronage. * she bows her head

Please come again.

Spectrum

Skyla pays for the tea and pasta she had ordered earlier. "Thanks for the food. I will come back. See ya."

HibkiKuze

So how much do I owe you?

Sakuya_Izayoi

It was my pleasure. I hope to see you soon!

Sakuya_Izayoi

About 900 yen.

HibkiKuze

Do you take Macca?

Sakuya_Izayoi

No.

HibkiKuze

*Hands over 1200 Yen* the other 300 is a tip. *Leaves*

Sakuya_Izayoi

why, thank you very much sir. *bows deeply
Come back soon.