One-Day Maidcafe: Fire Bird Edition

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W-Welcome... God damnit ! I'm not up for this kind of stuff ! Look at what you're making me do Sakuya !!

Ugh... Well I'm here, may as well do it all the way!

Spell_Punk

*pops out of no where*

Ah a cafe you know I've been dieing to try some more tea I need it in my system. Anyways salutation my good friends what beverages do you serve here.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

[ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhaEhzBcQGjCsmdf5HO4xmOM2AxJy2yya <- this playlist is currently playing as back-ground music]

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Bevrages ? oh you mean drinks ! Well I have cognac, gin, tequila, rhum, vodka, all that cool stuff !

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

( sorry for slow answers. my wifi isn't really cooperative today...)

Kuroumi

*walks in*
What's the reason of calling this a One-day Maid Cafe if you're opening it for two days?

Spell_Punk

Er.....don't suppose you got any Tea or Champaigne(

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

What ? Oh it's you. That girl who turned boy. Also, Sakuya's cafe is closed. She forced me to open my own *deep sigh

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

tea ? Champaigne ? Who are you? Nanako? Don't be such a kid ! Only hard stuff is served here !

Kuroumi

And even more nonsense. A Maid Cafe that sells hard alcohol.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

What ? is that not how it works ? Sakuya only told me to sell drinks so I thought I'd get to serve some cocktails and stuff !

DemonicHomura

*Walks in*

*Looks at the place with distaste*

I almost forgot that places like these existed.

*She chuckles*

Shame they still exist.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Uh... What do you want, you jerk?

Spell_Punk

Bollicks a cafe that does not serve quality beverages ugh even the Golden Arcade in way ahead of this place.....fine just give my flask of water atleast.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

pff. Weakling.

*goes to the tap and fills a bottle with water.

here's your weak water sir !

DemonicHomura

*She gazes at Fujiwara with an amused expression*

Little lost lamb all I want is something sweet.

*She takes a seat*

Finding souls to save is hard work after all and even the devil needs breaks.

Spell_Punk

*takes the glass*

Eh thanks....I'm aloud to put poison into this right that's not illegal?

*pulls out a silver container*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

sweet ? please be more precised. I'm not going to get you a cake or anything.

@Spell_Punk yeah sure do whatever. as long as you pay me, I'm cool with it.

Kuroumi

You got anything normal?

DemonicHomura

*She rests her head on her hands*

Well someone here is being a rude little maid/

*She sighs*

With a crap attitude like that I'm amazed that you even have a single customer.

Spell_Punk

*tosses over some change*

Alright thanks now excuse me while I get wasted over Quicksilver

*beings pouring the quicksilver into the glass of water*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Is alcohol not normal enough ? * she frowns

With a crap atitude like yours, I doubt you have any friends (@homura)

Suuuuuure... have fun @Spell_Punk

Kuroumi

What the hell do you drink everyday? Alcohol obviously isn't normal for a cafe like this, idiot.

DemonicHomura

*She laughs*

Who needs friends when you are busy trying to restart the world.

*She sticks her arm out in a welcoming gesture*

If you want you can join my cause after serving me some good tea.

Spell_Punk

You know I kinda agree how did anyone agree to make a hard core drinking cafe seems kinda weird what do you have against the more elegant berverages?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Wait... it isn't ? I thought vodka was like water ?

@satan, uuuh.. give a reason why I should do either of these things and then we'll see

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

@Spell_Punk elegant is for pussies. And, I'm in a bad mood.

DemonicHomura

You should do both of those things out of worker hospitality.

*She smirks*

This is supposed to be a place of business yet here you are treating me so rudely.

*She feigns a sad look*

I may even have to give this place a bad review for the mean server.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Well admittedly, I'm forcing myself to work here, and it's a one day gig anyway so do whatever. * she shrugs.

Spell_Punk

You should maybe try some once in a while could may help out that made mood your suffering from.

*begins bringing form his glass*

Kuroumi

Vodka is water to you? For the goddamn love of god, just give whatever isn't alcohol.

DemonicHomura

*She sighs*

Well that was a boring reaction.

*She looks at Kuromi*

Alcohol is surprisingly good on the rare occasion.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Uh.. I have water with a little bit of lemon juice ? oh ! I can probably make a fruit cocktail ! How's that sound ? @Kuroumi

and you satan, I'm not giving you any satisfaction. *she pulls her tongue out

DemonicHomura

Well that is a shame.

*She appears behind Mokou*

Isn't a maid supposed to give all her patrons some satisfaction.

*She leans in and whispers*

Your a pretty awful maid aren't you.

Kuroumi

None of those are good to me. Brew me up a Bloody Mary then.

HibkiKuze

*Enters* Oh boy another one. What do you serve?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

You know what ? you're right. I suck as a maid. And you know what else ? I don't give a fuck. * spits at satan's feet

You suck just as much so I'd say we're even

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

A bloody Mary ? Why's that ? Are you hungover ?

DemonicHomura

*Her face grows enraged for a second*

*Her hand slowly moves to grab Mokou's throat*

You know what you little -

*Her hand trembles as she begins to feel calm again*

*Her face shirts back to a passive expression*

You are really not worth the punishment.

*The spit suddenly disappears from her feet*

I aim to have a fun time here and that is what I will do.

Kuroumi

Just goddamn give it to me.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

*completely unfazed

Wow, such self restraint. i'm almost impressed.

HibkiKuze

I'm just goona take a seat for a bit. *Hibki sits down at the table closest to the door*

Spell_Punk

Oh this is gonna be stupid.

*keeps sipping his drinking*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

alright alright, One bloody mary.

*goes in the kitchen and prepares the ingredients.

*blends the tomato juice, vodka, hot sauce, lime and lemon, pepper, salt, and celery together

here you go ! http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/17/23/980x490/landscape-1496873972-bloody-02.jpg

HibkiKuze

Excuse me. What do you have food wise here?

Kuroumi

*He takes it*

Thank you, if you even care.

*Sits down and takes a sip*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Food ? Wait maid cafes also serve food ? What the heck ?! No one warned me about that !

You're welcome. So? how is it? i think I did pretty good honestly.

DemonicHomura

*She continues attempting to maintain her impassive expression*

I can restrain myself from pointless battles with ease.

After all I need to save my strength for the greater plot.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

hey, autistic satan, quit mumbling to yourself and order something.

DemonicHomura

*She glares at Mokou*

Well someone has a death wish.

*She sighs*

I will just have some tea if you are even capable of making any.

Kuroumi

It's good enough to not get me drunk. How much does this cost, anyway?

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Of course I can't make any you twat ! I already told you I only sell alcohol !

@kuroumi meh, just pay me whatever you want.

DemonicHomura

HibkiKuze

Well I'll just have some water then. Too bad, I was hoping for more yakitori.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Well Sakuya provides me with all the ingredients so you can take my whole stock for all I care. Though I doubt a sissy like you could even down half a bottle.

*goes back in the kitchen to fetch a plastic cup with "mommy's little boy" written on it

*smug grin
this is the only glass I have left "sir". *pours him a glass of vodka

Kuroumi

Any price I choose, eh? Then this really is a crap cafe.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

@HibkiKuze yeah, I can't make any Yakitory today. I'm out of premium chicken. I need to hunt some again.

Hey ! Cheap doesn't mean shit ok ? @Kuroumi

DemonicHomura

*She raises an eyebrow*

Is that a challenge terrible maid?

*She downs the cup and instantly shatters the glass upon finishing*

Oops looks like your cup was too weak.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Don't worry ! I have a whole lot of them !

* brings another glass, with more mocking text

this one's pure vodka.

Kuroumi

Whatever. I'll still pay my usual amount.

*He drinks the rest of what's left, and places 500 yen on the table*

It actually wasn't half bad. Just don't burn anything up.

*He leaves*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Sure thing. Thanks for the money. See ya later !

HibkiKuze

Judging by what you said during the tournament your world is pretty crazy. What was it like living there.

DemonicHomura

*Downs the next glass just as quickly*

*She then pulls out a gun and shoots the cup to pieces*

Is that really all you have?

*She yawns*

I'm getting really bored now.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Boring as hell. People are too scared of me so nothing ever happens. All I could do is enjoy my beautiful slaughter rampages with Kaguya as we murdered each other for days on without end ! * she seems lost in memory, with a slightly ecstatic look

HibkiKuze

*Jumps from the gun shot* you know what give me the strongest drink you have. It can't be worse than getting shot yesterday.

HibkiKuze

Wow. I'm referring to when you said something along the lines of "people throw things at you for a yes or no" it sounds dangerous

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Well yeah. but no one ever comes to the bamboo forest of the lost. and even if they do they're too scared of me. I am an ex boss after all.

and as for drinks. My work hours are over. I only work until 6.30 pm ( belgium time ) So you'll have to help yourselves *more smug grins

DemonicHomura

*She walks over and takes all the vodka bottles*

Looks like your good for something maid.

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

oh god no I failed my mission ! I WAS USEFUL TO A TOOL LIKE HIM !!! *explodes

*revives
FUCK

HibkiKuze

*Ducks for cover* Warn us before you explode again please!

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Sorry, like I said I'm in a bad mood. I'm prone to suicide when I'm pissed.

DemonicHomura

*Flies out with all the vodka*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

Hey you can at least pay me you jackass !

HibkiKuze

Just think this cafe is only for one day not a year. Just don't kill everyone in the general vicinity and it'll be fine. *Hibki gets back in his chair*

Fujiwara_No_Mokou

sure I'll try.