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I recommend you shouldn't. It's fairly regular for insane acts to happen to me.
"..." sighing I go sit down at the counte. "Alright Kuroumi. Whatever you say."
I sit down and have a cup of tea. "So..."
How are your lives?
*yawns as he walks in* Slow day yesterday, nya...
Hello, Cait.
"Exhausted as usual." Yawns. "Have had no time to practice anything."
"And hello new person. Nice to meet ya."
Oh, hey there. And nice to meet ya too, nya!
I need some coffee.. I don't feel like stealing a cup either.
You already have it.
"Welp if I try making a cup, it'll blow up the cafe. Quick tip, never trust me in a kitchen. The destruction will be worse than if a nuke hit."
Where the hell did you come from? Eh, whatever.

*Sips coffee*
Secret.
(Welp time to go see ya later)
When were you full of secrets?

OOC: R.I.P. Goodbye.
"I think everyone is always full of secrets?"
Is also a secret.
I'm just going to assume you're keeping everything secret...
Yep :D
"Hehe, not EVERYTHING, right!"
I might go insane then.

*He drinks the rest of the coffee*

If that happens, expect me to come again all bloody. Now, see you all later.

*Drops into a portal that forms under him*
"Bye~"
"He starts to cook"
"Oh? What are you cooking?"
"Addalme?"
Who?
"Aren't you called Addalme?"
Oh... you still see me as addalme?

Let me fix that.
Hello my friend.

"He is still cooking"
*He walks in through the door*

I just need some qui- Oh Shit. It's fucking you.
Honey I'm home!
It was fucking hard trying to ignore you the first time I saw you. Don't make me go insane today, I'm not having it.
"..."
Oh come on, two days ago you was so calm, drinking your tea.

You also said something was idiotic.
I'm sorry, but I believe I cannot remember. After all, being stabbed multiple times by force does something to someone's mentality. Or perhaps, you're talking to the wrong person?
"Wait a moment, WHAT?!"
Mmmmmmmmeh.

Probably, I remember I gave a hug to that Robin guy.

Do you want curry? I made it, here! Eat. eat eat eat, EAT IT!
No, I'm not eating that shit. And I do remember that hug you gave Robin. Being unconscious for 3 months doesn't help with my memory currently, so I would remember more if you explained more about yourself.
Skyla just backs away slowly.
Oh man... you came late, just a moment earlier and you would understand.

Ask @Spectrum.

Or I can show you if you want.

"He tastes the curry"

Hmmmmmm! Dehishious!
Skyla, are you alright, dear? And I was a moment late? I don't think so, you don't need to show me.

*He mischievously grins*
"Well, I mean, I doubt seeing you just come in and immediately start coming would add any kind of understanding...?"
"And I'm a little scared because you just said he fucking stabbed you numerous times!"
WHAAAAAAAAAT?

I didn't stab him!
Ah, I'm sorry for worrying you, that incident was not from him, just something that happened a while ago.
Hahahaha! This place is better than that place.

I get tons of fun here.
"That Place?" My, you're interesting.

*He mumbles under his breath*

I should relay this info to her...
Who is her?

Your girlfriend!?

Who is she? Tell me, tell me.

Hmm? She's only a friend. She usually comes here for tea, talks to people once in a while.
Take this!

"He gives him a key"

Please keep it for a while.
"Oh~ Ok. Also, I'm just a newer regular, I suppose?"
Uh... Okay....? Anyways, it seems Skyla has gone quiet, so I'll take coffee.
"He claps his fingers and a coffee appear"
There you have!
"Can I have a cup of tea?"
You already have it!
Ah, Thank you. I need after multiple... incidents.

*He writes down a note on a small piece of paper. After he's done writing his red-colored eye changes into black and the note disappeared. His eye changes back to the natural color it was seconds after.*
"An unicorn appear behind him"

Eat some curry Iris.

"The unicorn eats curry"
"Oh."
What do you mean by "Oh"? I'm only curious since I don't know much about you, Skyla.
"The unicorn vanish"

"Another blackmask appear"

'ei, whats up budy?'

*walks in with a new gilded sword*

I am back fellow allies.
Hello, person.
(Oh was my response to the tea already being there. It was a surprised sounding oh.)
(Also, I've got to go!)
OH SHI... i mean... OH MY ##### ##### i have to go!

Well guys just remember what your orders will disapear.
Byeeeeeeeeeeee!

"He leaves"

"He back"

Oh right, please don't lose that key, Is important!

"He leaves again"
OOC: rip. see you later m8
..... Alright then...
I'll just leave now....

*He snaps his fingers, and a grey-colored portal forms. He walks inside, leaving the cafe*
And I have a letter from my pal Hunter.

*pulls out a letter and reads it*

"Hello people of LeBlanc, my trip and stay in Nohr is being good so far, plus I was given some new stuff from the royal family due to my looks and combat despite it having a hint of Hoshido was enough to fend off invading bandits. And I manage to to meet and told Xander, Camilla, and Elise about where Leo is and they are relieved. King Garon... even though telling him where Leo which is his SON effing hates me for my weapons, and combat style looking and currently thinking that I am a Hoshidan spy! I got soldiers following me day in and day out."
*enters LeBlanc with a gallon of milk and shoves it in the fridge*
There we go... All chores done for today.
*Walks in* guess nobody's here. I'll take quiet. *Sits in a booth*
*A Hellraven Crashes in through the ceiling!*
I heard Someone was giving out free Power! I've come seeking it!
I don't know what you're talking about. Although I'm also too tired to care.
Tch! What is this place! I haven't seen anything like this in Gensokyo!
FINE! I'll search elsewhere!

*flies through the ceiling*
*Walks in*

Pandora, huh...
*Pancake Knight walks in sulking a bit

What are we going to do...
*suddenly appears behind the counter* we kick her ass when she acts, that's what. We always wait until someone does something, so why stop now? Anyways, first drinks are on the house.
Hmm, I don't feel like anything right now...
*Walks in*
Hey guys....
I'm sorry. I should have listened! Will you please forgive me? *puts on a sad puppy face*
G-guys? Are you ignoring me?
G-guys? Are you ignoring me?
No its not that... I think Pandora is hurting this world, I'm losing conscious...
What the-Pancake knight!? Are you OK!?
I told you so. Well, at least we didn't come out empty handed. *puts Pandora's box on the counter* i managed to take it somehow. *puts it in her inventory* it'll probably show uo somewhere around Shibuya when it wants to, but i have it until then. Also, i forgive you. And he's probably just tired.
I'll be fine! Don't worry about me!

*Pancake Knight walks out of LeBlanc

Tell me when we are going! Ill be training!

*puts pancakes on his face*
Speak to me!
*he stumbles in looking distraught, and he takes a seat*
...Star, thank you. Ever since I first came to the nexus. I was afraid. Alone. Without a soul I knew. Until you showed up. You showed me around and was nice to me when no one else was. All I'm saying is I hope it's OK if I call you my best friend. *Sheds a tear*
Heh. Don't mention it. You can call me whatever you want to. And what's got you looking so... worried, Izaya?
*sigh* It's complicated... I'm looking for a girl, but also avoiding her at the same time... But I can't find her like anywhere... I think I just saw her but the disappeared in an instant. RIP me I guess.
Don't feel so bad. I'm sure she'll turn up at some point. First drink is on the house.
But drinks are usually free anyway...
I gotta stop sleeping on these booths...

*Aitome gets up from the boothand looks around

Oh! Izaya-kun! How have you been!
...when Sojiro comes back, I'm going to kick his ass. I mean, what kind of business... never mind. You want anything?
@Aitome_Korichi

Hey, did you hear the weird situation I'm right now?
@Starwaddle

I don't think money has a use in the Nexus anyway.
Nope! I was still sleeping!
... excuse me for a few minutes. I need to voice my complaints to someone...*suddenly disappears*
*sigh*

Do you remember Gumi?
Gumi? I've never heard that name before!
*suddenly appears* I have fixed the economy!
*enters with a squad of Uggnoy, carrying materials and blueprints for a teleporter*

How so?
*enters in still extremely pissed off*

WHO ARE THE FUCKERS WHO THRASHED THE PALACE MACARATH?! I HAVE NO MORE PATIENCE TO HELL LIKE THAT!
Economy? What are you taking about?
I ended up here again...
@Aitome_Korichi

Yeah... you were there, but I don't think you met her...

*he looks away and blushes*

I don't know if it was something real but... I wanna see her again...
The economy was fucked up somehow, so I did a few things, and now everything is better.
G-gah! Dragon killer!

*Aitome clearly frightned slaps Hunter before hiding behind Izaya

S-scary dragon!
Wait...

@The_Hunter

You saw Gumi right?!
T-thank you. Listen, I want you to have this
*Bona gives a drawing of star by a online artist to star*
I wanted you to have it. In case this is our last battle. In case Pandora succeeds. Take it.
Star for president.
*status is Click to load jpeg image (size - 627 kb) *

AGAIN WHO THE FUCK THRASHED THE PALACE!?

*his four wings sprouts out with hint of stress*
*the Uggnoy start chanting* Izaya has a crush, Izaya has a crush.

Me: Keep working! The Scarab Mobile Cafe NEEDS this teleporter built!
Thanks. *Puts it in her inventory* and thinking about it, when everything is done, the Nexus is going to need a leader... I'll run for president!
Weird stuff is happening again...
Gah! Where are all these people coming from!
*he wanders into Leblanc, looking a little beaten up, and sits down at the nearest available booth*
@Randomperson2021

So what if I do?
An Uggnoy: Hey Boss, you should run for president.

Me: No. I'd be a shit president.
*takes a deep breath and relaxes*

So yes Izaya, I did see Gumi.
@Izaya_Kuro ignore the Uggnoy. They can't do much without weaponry.
@The_Hunter

Do you have any idea where she went? I need to see her again.
@Randomperson2021

Ummm... right...
Anyways, first drinks are free. I'm running this cafe for now, so if you need anything, just tell me.
If you do, I'll support you all the way! I see it in the papers: Star's starry eyes win over the crowd as she becomes president!
Oh, by the way, can I have a tea?
@Aitome_Korichi
Can I stay close to you? Hunter guy looks mad.

@Kuudere
Did you get in a fight?
*serves the tea* enjoy.
Yeah no problem Akari-kun! He seems pretty dangerous after all!

*Aitome hugs Akari and sits down in a booth
*looks up at Akari*

Kinda... It was in this scary place, but it wasn't much of a fight... They ran pretty quickly...
@Aitome_Korichi
Ai-chan is so nice. *Smiles* I'm glad to not be so lonely anymore.

@Kuudere
I can heal you if you want. My friend has that power.
Whats wrong Ku-chan? You dont sound like yourself.
*Aitome blushes and is red in the face

C-come on I'm not that nice...Your cuter than I am nice!
*he giggles a little*
no no, I'm fine. Thanks for offering though Akari.

*waves to Aitome*
Nothing's wrong... Just had a bit of a rough day... Nothing special though.
You'll feel better if you tell me! Come on open up!
@Kuudere

Hey, you met her, right? Gumi?
*sighs*
There's not much to say. I tripped and fell into this stupid hole and ended up stabbing not Tatsu. That's it, happy Ai-chan.

*turning to Izaya*
Gumi? I don't know any Gumis. I remember seeing this blonde chick back when you were desperate for someone.
@Aitome_Korichi
I'm not cute... *Pouts and blushes*

@Kuudere
Okay. Try not to get into anymore fights, okay?
@Kuudere

Yeah, didn't think you could help.
Ok then. I guess it won't work out if I can't find her.

*he gives one of those big "Pay attention to me when I'm being edgy" sighs and leaves Leblanc*
Ill see you later Izaya-kun!

You stabbed Red Coat? How did that happen?
*he sounds a little disgruntled*
I promise I won't get into fights... And it wasn't REALLY Tatsu... Just looked like him... And felt like him. Anyways, he attacked me first... Or us anyways.... He didn't notice me.
Well, as long as your defending people it's fine
Yeah Kuu was defending alot of people. Including me and star (even though we could handle ourselves) COUGH COUGH WHAT WAS THAT
*he ignores Bona, and turns back to Aitome*
Yeah yeah, be a good boy. What are you, my mom?
I don't see how that changes anything. Im just trying to look out for you.
*walks in*
Oh. People.
Hello there Nana-san.
*he turns back to his seat*
Nothing, it doesn't change anything at all I guess.
*Sleeps*
Hello.... Um... I forgot? Did you tell me your name?
*walks in with a bunch of arrows and swords impaling him*

...Garon still despises me even after maintaining the castle... and discovered I am a Manakete... can this get any better?

*knocks on the counter*

BARKEEP! GIMME YOUR STRONGEST WHISKY!
*serves him just that* careful, it's going to make you drunk in a few seconds.
*grabs the cup and chugs it whole*

... Not enough... but it did numb the pain that I have.
... impressive. That whiskey was genetically modified to make anyone drunk in a few seconds.
*Wakes up* I saw it...

Star! Give me a nice cup of hot choco please!
"Comes"
Hi guys!
Hey Crow. I am here temporarily due to me having to take care of palace Maracath when Ganonis off butchering poor Hoshidan foot troopers and I am planing to spark a revolution on him, and that means pursuading Xander, Elise, Camila, and Leo.
*serves the hot chocolate* there you go.
Hey inari. How's it going.
Wow... do you need help?
*poof* Well that experience was weird. Yo! Anyone here? I want some hot coco!
*suddenly, hot chocolate appears on the counter*...*there's no one behind the counter*
What the-GHOSTS!!
oh wait this is the nexus why am I freaking out over this. I freaked out more after kuu poked me. Plus personas are technically ghosts. I'll just put some money on the counter. Shouldn't leave without paying. *Puts 500 yen on the table**poofs away with hot coco*
Hello!
*enters in with a black smoky aura radiating off*

Hello everyone. Admiring the day?
Hi, you want curry?
Thank you sir, and how is Yu and Bluey. Haven't seen them for a long time.
*walks in drenched in water, piranha gnawing on arm* Hello... I have been through hell and back... *removes piranha, wringing it out and throwing it in the nearest trash bin before using maiden powers to dry self off* Something sweet, please..
Is hard for me to tell, I have been busy with my work.
*Walks in through a portal, his arm covered in blood*

Hello, give me Green Tea, 3 sugars.
*suddenly, hot chocolate appears on the counter*
*suddenly appears behind the counter with a cup of green tea* enjoy.
*jumps into the trash bin and bite the piranha causing it to become a dried grey husk*

So refreshing... thank you Ms. Nikos.
Here.

"He gives chocolate to @Tsugumi-Chan"
*Takes the tea and sips*

How's everyone's lives?
How you did that star?
*nods at Typhon* No problem. *takes seat in booth, taking the hot chocolate* Thanks, Crow. Fighting leviathans suuck....
I don't know. I just kind of do it. I'm doing pretty good.
Leviathans? You hunted then too?
You went underwater? Reminds me of Koza's trip to Aqua Road.
*uzume appears

huh? am i supposed to get to the hideout?
*laughs halfheartedly* yeah, I had no choice but to.... *lifts up glowing hand mirror* this thing is all I got though, for doing that... Don't know what it does, though....
*looks at the mirror* I think that's a magic mirror. If you use it in a dungeon, it will take you to the entrance of the dungeon. Just make sure it doesn't break, and if it does you should never use it!
Looks like an artifact of some sort. Hopefully you find use to it soon.
I have been one week out for that monsters...

Well, tell me what you did guys.
*looks at Kuroumi* So, do I have to start calling you Kuro-kun, or....?
Wait... kuromi!? Is that you?
Trust me, you should never use a broken magic mirror. If you do, you'll go to somewhere in the multiverse, and it usually ends up with you in a terrible situation.
Yes, it's me. Either call me Yoshirou or Kuro-kun. Whatever suits you.
Ok yoshirou, but why your body changed?

It is like Aergia's body?
The name "Kuroumi" is just one human made into two. Kozakura, and me, Yoshirou. I can only explain it that far.
That's really interesting, Kuro-kun. *looks at mirror*... This thing is so sparkly, it's almost gaudy... *puts it in pouch* well, it could come in handy....
*sips hot chocolate* Do we have any cake?
You really like sweet things, don't you?
...yeah...
*looks to Kuroumi*

She was the face of Pumpkin Petes a cereal that we the guardians admire.
Oh, we have tons of cake. Just name what you want.
I already know that fact. Just don't eat too many sweets, Pyrrha.

*Sips tea*

I already know most things about the people Koza has encountered here. After all, we are just one human changing different forms.
And I am a recreation of a guardian who faced his final death.

*looks at a mug and morphs into it at a one to one scale*
*looks at Starwaddle* Strawberry shortcake, please~! And I just wish that Pumpkin Pete's cereal was healthier! The sugar content is worse than that "BONK!" soda!
*suddenly, a slice of strawberry shortcake appears in front of Pyrrah* you think so? Bonk is pretty much a bag of sugar in a can.
*takes a bite of shortcake* yeah... Pumpkin Pete's cereal is pretty much a whole sugar plantation in a box... *sips hot chocolate* and I blame my boyfriend for my sweet tooth....
*morphs back to normal*

Plus it's radioactive because it has isotopes so it's beyond the FDA limits.
... that's suicide in a box! Who the hell would make something like that!?
"Oh my..."
*sighs* a company who wants to make a lot of money, that's what....
Insane people, mad scientists, idiots, the list can go on.
...but that doesn't make any sense. Why put that much sugar into a single box when you could make more money selling the sugar by itself?
"I don't know?"
That's what I've tried to find out! Nothing came up from my search...
Because they want to hide the fact it's just sugar in a box. Marketing trick.
*picks up strawberry off of the cake* Pretty much.... *bites into strawberry* Also supply and demand...
Well guys, i have to go back to work.

I don't gonna be able to come for a while, if you want to talk to me call me to my phone, see ya.

"He leaves"
Man...the kind of bullshit that can be pulled off outside the Nexus is almost as much as the bullshit that can be pulled off while in the Nexus...
Well I am off. The war on Ghaul can't be won by it self.

*turns into a mass of black sludge and oozes through the cracks of the door*
*sips hot cocoa* You know... I've never been to Mementos, let alone a palace after getting my persona, Artemis.... Ever since I've gotten her, she helped me out with hunts and such, that's about it... *sweatdrops* I've never even fought a shadow or demon.... It feels.... Pathetic.
*walks in being tired*

Hello guys. Got any plans for today?
Well, you don't seem to show up that often, but I'm sure that you'll get your chance at some point.
"Not really."
*waves to Hunter* Hey! Long time no see!
Hello, Hunter.
It's been a while indeed. And Pyrrha I got something new...

*sprouts out four dragon wings and pulls out a shining blue gemstone*

New form of beast hood which makes me a Manakete and have a dragonstone to accompany it.
Is this what people do to alleviate boredom?
*Superbia appears in the middle of the room as if from no where*
"Wait... You're a manakete?! Awesome!"
(Right now I am just thinking about how fucking awesome this is!)
*looks at Hunter in awe* Woah... You've been busy. *pulls out glowing hand mirror* all I have is this...
(me being a Yharnam Hunter and now a dragon mix is awesome and hey look at that, broke the 4th wall.)
Oh, hey Superbia. So, how's it going?
I'm bored as usual, existing is nice but what's the point if everything is so...boring?
"So... Does that mean you are now OP as fuck?! All manaketes are OP."
Matters on what you find boring. Killing a war god? Not that fun to me. Ripping a mermaid's heart out? I did that today, and it was great.
*slow claps at Superbia*

Hey there Superbia... you planning to give me and Yu utter hell? Because I got so many issues with you...
So...how about that sing-off?
Think of the Major. She can transfer her mind into a new body if the previous body is severely damaged.
... h-hi...
*Hillock enters. At first you can notice a lot of bandages and cuts. He is more pale than normal*
I... kinda need a good black coffee now...
@The_Hunter
I don't know you or anyone by the name of Yu. You probably have me confused with someone who isn't perfect.
Hillock, you alright? You got a hella bunch of cuts. Damn.
*hands Hillock a mug of black coffee*

There you go.
*serves Hillock a cup of royal black coffee* you look like you need it, so it's on the house. Should bring you back to full health.
What's the point of doing anything if I'll always succeed anyway?
"...Woah, what happened?!"
Well...what haven't you tried doing?
*still angrily slow claps at him*

That name... opens up on some very unpleasant wounds.
Hey, I've been worse...
*He sits, and starts drinking*
But god... that shadow gave me a hell of a battle...
*looks at Hillock concerned* What happened?!
(Ignore that last post...)
I just started existing so I haven't tried much, but I know I'll succeed anyway.
"I'll say! You have plasters all over!"
Oh, true, you guys weren't there...
Yesterday we went to the source of the infection. There, I meet my own shadow...
We fought at another place, and he hits good. If my light saber wasn't broken that time...
I had to retreat, or that guy would killed me...
Well then why don't you do more things before deciding that it's boring?
Oh, well damn. Guess you went through a shitty hell.
*stands, walking over to Hillock, pulling out a steamed bun* Here. This should help you feel better. If you still feel unwell, I can get you some Mega Medicine.
I'm gonna go now...
*The next second no one looks at Superbia they dissapear*
Oh... thank you, Tsugumi-chan!
*He starts eating*
This tastes better than HQ food...
*smiles* No problem!
*sigh*
...
Still...
... he is still alive...
So Pyrrha, how's your persona and the moonlight Milo? Plus check this out.

*takes a deep breath and lets out a small short stream of black flames*

Nifty trick for just being a Manakete for a month.
*takes out a white gem from his pocket and places it infront of Hillock*

Just hold this and your vitality will be back to normal.
Wow. Oh, Artemis is fine. We took down a lot of Leviathans earlier... *holds up glowing hand mirror* got this our of that, though.... And the Moonlight Milo helped out a lot. So far, things have went really smooth while wielding it.
My vitality is ok, this are just scars...
The Tear blood gem can even heal up scars. Any Pyrrha just run you hand on the flat side of the weapon, it will be encased with moonlight energy and you can shoot beams of light.
Be careful though. Don't strain yourself too much out on the battlefield, if you ever go again.
Gah, I'm a spy, not a fighter!
And that shadow...
Maybe he knows something... if I defeat him, maybe I...
*Walks in and sits at a booth.* Can I just have some water please?
*hands Hibki a cup of water*

There you go.
Thanks. How's everybody doing today?
I'm licking my wounds... in a metaforic way.
*waves at Hibiki* Hello~! And good to know, Hunter. Now I can practice more fighting techniques!
What happened Hillock?
A shadow me. When we were exploratimg the hole. He knows how to fight...
Next time my saber wont fail...
King Garon is kicking my ass to make confess that I'm a Hoshidan spy but I am taking "care" of his castle while he is away and I put care lightly as in just living there.
*gets a phone call* huh...okay...what!? Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Really!? Fine! I'll deal with it! *Hangs up* I'm leaving. Something is going down in Shibuya, and I need to get rid of it! *Runs out the door*
Oh yeah I heard of that. I felt that presence. *Shivers* I just felt it back in a Shibuya alley.
How odd. I'd rather not deal with that, I have more important matters. But I don't need to do them now, so why not chill for a while.
I wonder what's going on... *sits back down in booth*
Hey Kuroumi, how is life doing?
I'm goona go check it out. *Finishes his water and leaves*
Something is happening to Shibuya...something about a plague that is causing people with no persona to become into shadows.
Life's good, but I won't be able to go back into Koza anytime soon. It seems like her form is dormant. Possibly from a whole week of slaughter.
A plague...? Terrible...!
Hm... she must be tired...
Remember, if you need help, ask me anytime. I think I already gave you my Codec frequency...
But if this is not handled... it's going to be like Old Yharnam and it will not be pretty.

*picks up his beast claw and dragonstone and leaves*
Alright. It's already been half a week, so she'll probably come to in 1 week or so.
*sips*
Good to hear...
*sips hot cocoa* mmm~ yum~!
....it's gone....quiet.
Some silence is nice once in a while. Don't you think so?
"He appears in front of @Tsugumi-Chan"

HELLO!
Oh shit. It's you again...
*sigh* and so the silence ends...
*falls of chair* Kyaa!
Kyaa! You scared me!
*pants* Wha-- who are you?!
That's Blackmask. Or, should I reveal who you really are?