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Randomperson2021

Scarab Mobile Cafe

OOC: for a visual on what a Scarab looks like here https://goo.gl/images/6k54UW .

IC: Guard rails line the deck as well as tables and chairs, as a crew sets up the inside with more guard rails, chairs and tables. Standing behind a counter are two identical individuals arguing.

Invidiual 1: Well it's not my fault he got away before the Scarab got here.

Individual 2: You're the one who called the Scarab in the FIRST PLACE! And- and now you're doing... THIS WITH IT!

Individual 1: Smart isn't it?

Individual 2: *sigh* You know what? Have fun with this. I'm out. *teleports away*

Individual 1: Phoo. Glad that's over. Now I just need to wait for people to come and why wouldn't they? The view is gorgeous, there's great beverages, your safety is guaranteed because this thing is packing enough fire power to wipe out an entire army. It's PERFECT!

*starts cleaning cups while humming I'll Face Myself*

Hillock

*Appears*
Black coffee, please!

Randomperson2021

*fumbles with cup in hand, accidently dropping it.*

O-of course. Coming right up!

*starts brewing*

*whispering* I don't believe it. Someone FINALLY appeared!

Randomperson2021

*finishes brewing and serves the coffee to Hillock*

Here. Enjoy.

Hillock

Thanks!
*Sips*
Hm... you are pretty good...

Hillock

Why mounting a cafe here though?

Randomperson2021

Well, there's no use for a Scarab right now so, I figured 'Fuck it, I'll turn it into a cafe and its main attraction will be that it can move around and have an amazing view.' Called my clones several times to help me, but they think it's a waste of time. Shows what they know. OOOHHH! I should call them right now!

*gets out phone and calls someone*

Voice: Yeah?

Me: Hey, guess who's got his first customer!

*after a few seconds, the call disconnects*

Hello? Helloooo?? He hung up on me!

Hillock

Welp, I support you with this idea

Randomperson2021

OOC: I'm going to bed so get one of the grunts to serve you.

Hillock

OOC: Ok. Good night

Randomperson2021

*yawns* ok time to open up. GET TO IT PEOPLE!

*the crew of Uggnoy start setting up chairs and tables for the day.*

Now, I wait for the customers to roll in.

Kuroumi

*Yoshirou walks out of a White-colered portal*

Hmm? What's this place supposed to be?

Kuudere

*appears in one of the chairs, looking around at the view*

Hey, what's this weird machine thingy called? It has a really nice view. Can we get an even better one? I wanna be able to see ALLLL across the world.

Randomperson2021

Haha! Customers! Welcome to the Scarab Mobile Cafe! The only cafe to be on top of a Type-47 Ultra-Heavy Assault Platform! What can I get you?

Kuroumi

I guess I could get some black coffee. And also, why the hell make a Cafe on a goddamn robot?

Hubris

Tell me, is the coffee here worthy of my pallette?

Randomperson2021

Coming right up.

*starts brewing*

And as for why I built a cafe on top of a robot, well... I may or may not of called it down and can't send it back, so I decided 'Screw it, I'll build a cafe on it!' Crazy idea, but that's what makes it a great idea.

Kuudere

Can I get a better view? It looks like this place can move, but just looking down on the city streets is getting kinda boring.

Randomperson2021

*looks at Hubris*

Well if the coffee isn't satisfactory for you, we got all kinds of booze. From whiskey to ryncol. Word of advice: don't try the ryncol. It's like drinking a live grenade.

Randomperson2021

Haha! Alright, CREW LETS GET MOVING!

*the crew gets into positions to move the Scarab across the country.*

Randomperson2021

*serves a coffee to Kuroumi*

Here you go, enjoy.

Kuroumi

This'll be the most fucking weird cafe I go to.

Kuroumi

Thanks for the coffee.

*Takes a sip*

Still bland as ever.

Kuudere

*he looks upon the country scene for a bit, before hearing Kuroumi and turning to them*

I think this place is cool. It can move, so there's no reason to be stuck in the same place twice. Isn't that awesome?

Kuroumi

You have your opinion, Kuu. I just needed the coffee.

Hubris

I'll take whatever you believe to be the most superb thing in this shop is.

Randomperson2021

Ryncol it is then.

*pours a ryncol into a shot glass and slides it over to Hubris*

Enjoy.

Kuudere

*he begins to pout*

Well you're no fun. Is coffee all you adults think about? A lot of people seem to drink it almost exclusively

Randomperson2021

*nods in agreement*

I know, right Kuu? If all the coffee in the Nexus was to suddenly disappear, s lot of people would go through withdrawal.

Kuroumi

I just need the coffee because I'm exhausted to shit. The last thing I fucking need is more work to do.

Hubris

Thank you, a fine alcohol might do me some good.
*Hubris begins slowly drinking it while savoring the taste*

HibkiKuze

*Enters sits at a table and collapses his face slamming into a table and groans*

Randomperson2021

Rough day?

Kuudere

If you're tired you could just find some shadows, I mean. That's what I do. Its sure to wake you up, and most of them aren't even very scary.

Hubris

There are much more frightening things than shadows in this world.

HibkiKuze

I've tried everything to either wake up or sleep. Nothing seems to work. I haven't slept for 2 days now. Something's not right. I can feel it

Kuudere

*upon hearing Hubris's voice, he turns to Hubris, shaking*

H... Hey brother. What are you doing here? I... Thought these places didn't interest you.

Randomperson2021

*serves Hibki a coffee*

Here, this should help.

Kuroumi

You haven't slept in 2 days? Dear Bloody God, you need fucking help.

HibkiKuze

I don't drink that stuff. Besides what I need is sleep. I've tried everything except doctor prescribed sleeping pills only because I can't find a hospital.

Hubris

I thought I would take a break from my work.

Hubris

I don't remember you having a human form before, little brother.

Kuudere

*he appears to relax a little*
I didn't know you took breaks. Actually, I didn't know you COULD take breaks. Did you get a new job? I mean, your old one was mostly kinda existing.

Kuroumi

*He drinks the rest of coffee and leaves 500 yen on a table*

I'm leaving now. Goodbye.

*Falls into a portal that forms under him*

Kuudere

*he stands up and spins around*
Yeah, isn't it GREAT? Warping guy made it for me after I used the guy with pink hair. Oh, and there's this really nice guy with a labcoat who's helping me learn to sing. I'm honestly kinda getting to like these people.

Hubris

I don't know if I entirely approve of growing so attached to humans, but you can make your own decisions as long as you don't forget out point in being here. Also, I don't think father would be too pleased to learn that you gained a body from the humans. He's given me my task and it's actually something I think is pretty merciful for this world, something that would allow me to become the savior of the people here.

Kuudere

*he looks away from Hubris*
I... I know you're probably mad, and dad definitely would be...

*he looks back to Hubris determined*
But it doesn't matter. Soon enough labcoat guy will be able to get me out of here, and I won't have to worry about dad anymore. Though, I will kinda miss you guys.

HibkiKuze

Does anybody know of a hospital or clinic nearby?

Randomperson2021

Well considering we're currently moving across the country, I don't.

Kuudere

*he turns to Hibki*
I know there's this one hospital in Shibuya, but that might not be near here. Wait a second.

*yells to Randomperson*
If this thing can move can we drop off the guy in the white coat in Shibuya? He looks like he needs help.

HibkiKuze

I mean the exhaustion should catch up at some point and I'll fall asleep that way right?

Hubris

At least you still acknowledge are family, I can never be truly angry at you, little brother. We are both Sins after all.

Hubris

*our

Randomperson2021

*an Uggnoy wheels a piano across the deck, locks it into place, jumps up on a seat, cracks his knuckles and starts playing*

Click to load youtube video

Randomperson2021

Got it! ALRIGHT PEOPLE LETS GET TO SHIBUYA!

*the crew turns the Scarab around and sets corse for Shibuya*

HibkiKuze

So who works in this hospital do you know?

Kuudere

*sighs*
No matter how much I want to I'll never be able to forget father. But my siblings aren't all that bad.

*turns to Hibki*
I've never been to this hospital hurt-guy, I just saw it while I was walking around before. Why do you ask?

HibkiKuze

I'm not hurt just exhausted. Just wondering because I've heard that Otome has been seen working in a hospital.

Kuudere

*looks around, bored*
I dunno who this Otome person is, but I've only seen one hospital around here, so maybe they work there. I don't get why you care so much though.

Randomperson2021

Alright we're at the hospital. See ya later. *muttering* maybe I should get a medical crew so we don't have to do this again.

HibkiKuze

Thanks. *Hibki leaves the store and enters the hospital*

Randomperson2021

Alright. Let get back to it! MOVE!

*the crew gets the Scarab moving back to the country*

Hubris

I must take my leave...
*Hubris leaves behind a strange glowing chest on the counter before disappearing in a blinding flash of light*

Kuudere

*sighs, upon realizing he is now the only patron*
They're no fun. We just got to the view.

*begins humming along to the cafe's music*

Null

*Nobody is watching*

Kuudere

*he looks around, as though he felt something, but after seeing no one but the employees returns to staring off the deck and humming*

Randomperson2021

Come out. No point in hiding from me.

Randomperson2021

*the Uggnoy on the piano changes songs*

Click to load youtube video

Null

@Kuudere *A voice begins to be heard very faintly* Ahh, the young sin...

Kuudere

*he stops humming and looks around again, this time a little concerned*
Who said that? Do you speak Latin? I'm starting to dislike Latin...

Null

@Kuudere *The voice becomes clearer* There is no need to fear, Sin of Envy.

Randomperson2021

*eyes the space around Kuu with suspicion*

*whispering* if he hurts him, I swear.

Kuudere

*looks around again, now shaking*
H... HOw do you know who I am? Why are you talking to me? Where are you?

Randomperson2021

*sighs*

It's Null. The Aspect of Nothingness. He's everywhere and nowhere. Why he/she/it's talking to you? No clue.

Null

*A form becomes visible near Kuu. It is rather unclear as to what it really looks like, as it is hazy and unformed*

I am simply Nobody, young sin. I know a lot of things.

Randomperson2021

*passes a look to an Uggnoy, it nods and all the Uggnoy on deck slowly raise their Plasma Pistols*

*whispering*. On my signal.

Kuudere

*he finally sees Null, and relaxes a little*
W... Well, you don't look like a butterfly, but, what do you want from me?

Null

I simply just wanted to speak with you. I have become quite interested in the sins gathered around the Nexus. Especially You and Ira..

Kuudere

*Now mostly calm*
I... Thanks, I guess? I dunno why you'd be interested in me, I don't really do much. Just kinda, around I guess. And we are already speaking, you just don't seem to be saying much.

*looks around again, apparently bored*

Null

You are quite interesting. Why is it that out of all of the sins, you seem to be the weakest? Envy is such a powerful sin, and yet its manifestation is quite weak in comparison...

Kuudere

On its own, Envy is mostly harmless. Its pretty much just wanting things others have, nothing wrong with wanting. Its only dangerous if it actually gets something from them. Then you just want more and more, and that's when brother Greed comes in. I kinda just... Take things sometimes. Why do you ask?

Null

That is exactly my point. Envy is powerful because it is a gateway into other powerful sins. When a human envies something to the point of obsession, it evolves. You accept your complacency without any complaints... You are quite interesting in that regard

Kuudere

*leans back in his chair*
Well I certainly don't want to fight anyone. That's why I wanna get out of here. Then dad won't be able to make me. I'll be free of him and all this trouble. And Labcoat-guy's world sounds awesome too.

Null

How carefree and naive. It is quite refreshing. It may not be as simple as you may think however... you may get caught up in a skirmish in the future

Kuudere

*yawns*
Whatever happens I'll be fine. Its not like I'm stuck to this thing anyways. Worst thing happens I'd just be out a body for a while. It'll take more than some violence to get anything important.

Null

*The figure slowly begins to fade*
We shall see what your future holds, young sin. Anything can happen.... try to remember that...

*The figure disappears, and Kuu feels as if he said goodbye to an old friend he never knew he had*

Kuudere

Well, that was weird. Later nobody.
*looks around again before returning to humming to the cafe's music*

Randomperson2021

*nods and all the Uggnoy lower their weapons and go back to work.*

*whispering* Heh. I was expecting that to go to shit, but it didn't. Nice.

Kuudere

*sighs and looks around once again*
The view is nice but this place is boring. I'm leaving. Have fun random person.
*jumps off the scarab and walks away*

Randomperson2021

Alright, see ya. Hey! I didn't say to stop moving the Scarab! Keep it going!

Randomperson2021

*teleports onto the deck, scaring several Uggnoy workers*

Get to work people! We should have people coming!

*the Uggnoy quickly get into their assigned work spots*

The_Hunter

*poofs into the teleporter and panics of seeing the Uggnoy*

AHH!!! What the hell are those things?!

Randomperson2021

Uggnoy. Don't worry. There only dangerous in large numbers and with someone to stop them from running at the first sign of danger.

*watches the Uggnoy running around screaming about the 'scary man' and sighs*

Wish I had Sangheil's here.

The_Hunter

Scary?! YOU LITTLE PIKES SCARED THE BLOOD OUT OF ME!

*notices them wearing masks and starts sniffing*

What is that smell?!

Randomperson2021

Methane. They can't breath the same air as us, so they need those masks to live.

The_Hunter

So alien... like the Celestial Emissary?

*gets up and stretches*

Where are the beds?

Randomperson2021

No. Nothing like the Celestial Emissary.

There's beds in the med bay if you really need one.

The_Hunter

Alright and thanks... as in for saving me... if I died as a beast, it will devastate my friends... even Pyrrha.

*walks to the med-bay to sleep*

Randomperson2021

Heh. No problem. No problem at all.