Please someone start a roleplay on this

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Pieninja

Role play please

Pieninja

Please

Pieninja

Please

Hubris

I am an RPer, RPing on a Kingdom Hearts fansite.

Mido

It appears you ask for something, but so not truly understand what it is you seek...

Pieninja

Ok...

Pieninja

I do understand. I am bored

Pieninja

Roleplay

Hubris

I have just posted "Hey !" as Sora on a thread.

Pieninja

Please

Pieninja

Come on people

Mido

It is not merely enough to just tell others to "play a role". You must go beyond that, to truly obtain what it is you seem to desire.

Hibiki

I'm keepin' an eye on you...

Pieninja

It is a bright day, you are in cafe leblanc, and a strange black cat comes in. Go from there.

Shino

I unzip your hairy lizard... Do you want to continue?
Yes or yes

Hubris

I mean...are we all not playing a role at some point in are lifes?

Pieninja

What do I desire mido?

Pieninja

Oh and no

Pieninja

Dumb

Hubris

*A potted cactus sits on the counter, a slightly earthy smell can be detected on it. The cactus is thirsty.*

Mona

"Sure, I'm in the mood for getting banned"
*Mona then begins posting intense erotic roleplay and proceeds to get banned*

Pieninja

I water the cactus.

Bucket

*blows up the Cactus*

Sorry it remind me of somthing horrible.

Mido

You seem to have found that answer on your own. But, could you not do more with it? Bring it to life even further and let it become something greater than yourself? That, is my next question.

Pieninja

Dumb cat

Pieninja

I do not understand

Pieninja

Mido

Pieninja

Not my cactus

Hubris

*The cactus survives the explosion somehow, suddenly a voice can be heard, "Those who dare trifle with the life cycle of cacti must be punished."*

Mido

Understanding can come later, son of man. For now, just accept things as they come. And slowly start to decipher the true meaning behind my words.

Shino

Oh snap... Cacti lives.

Bucket

......Bwhahahahaha hold on hold on give me a second bwahahahahaah......ok I think no hold on.

*heavy wheezing*

This is not even the first time I was threaten by a plant but it's the worse attempt so far...pft.....please some attacks he Cacti I wanna see what happens!

Pieninja

Cactus takes out knife and stabs you

Bucket

*The knife clangs against and falls to the ground*

....

*starts chuckling even more*

Pieninja

You are now deqd

Pieninja

Never mind my phone is slow

Pieninja

The cactus comes up and blasts you with a bazooka

Pieninja

After looking stunned for like 5 minutes

Bucket

*Bucket counters with a rocket of his own blowing both of them up*

Oh but I see this Cactus happens to have a atase for explosions.

Pieninja

Yes it is immune

Hubris

"The ultimate cactus cannot be beaten foolish mortal, I am Cactisus, the god of all cacti! With my power this cactus is invincible!"

Pieninja

Cactisus is the power of all cacti

Pieninja

But apparently he particularly likes this one

Bucket

*Bucket looks at the Cactus curiously*

Fascinating a Cactus that acts like it's a god among everyone. This is reminding me greatly of "The Jackal". Anyway "Cactisus" what make you so powerful u like other gods?

Pieninja

He has lighting thorns

Hubris

"The power of cacti isn't one to be meddled with, Cacti are native to the Americas, ranging from Patagonia in South America through to areas of western Canada. One species, Rhipsalis baccifera, is the exception, it is also found in tropical Africa, Madagascar and Sri Lanka. It is thought that droppings from migratory birds dispersed the Rhipsalis seed in these other lands."

Pieninja

A can summon all the cacti in the world

Pieninja

This is not a science lesson

Pieninja

But ok

Bucket

I think I'll stick to the power of seeweded thank you very much for more powerful and good for cooking.....but I do hear that Cacti can contain some nice juices.

I feel an odd sensation....poison Jack with Liquid Poisoning? Yes I think I rather like this odd sensation. I need to poison Jack now without hesitation this shall be my revenge served cold and fresh!

Hubris

"These are very important facts for you mortals to understand, only after understanding this can you realize my true power!"

Pieninja

Ok!

Bucket

Quite small flora I need to make some tuning to my plan.....ah yes I can see it all in my databank back on the ship ! Now I just need to gather the reasources for this dish of revenge.

*Picks up the Cacti Pot*

Alright come with me little plant I need you to identify different Cacti species.

Hubris

"What? What're you doing?"

Pieninja

Byeeeeeeeeeee

Pieninja

Hubris your in charge

Bucket

*Bucket brings the Cacti Pot to a proch and presents it two different Cactis plants*

Alright little Cacti confirm to me if any of these plants have enough water concentration and can be used to make a poison.

Hubris

"Very well...the one on the right has a much higher water concentration than the one on the left."

Bucket

Excellent!

*Picks up the Cacti on the right*

But no poison in either...problematic I can't just expect to find poison on the market....Cacti what's your knowledge on Posion or other Plant species?

Inari

nani the fuck

Hubris

"The Pencil Cactus is of a poison variety, with enough concentration it could kill those you desire death upon."

Bucket

Pencil Cactus huh....download play no to data banks...well it is poisonous but now I need to encrypt a area that withholds them.

*Looks at the Potted Cacti*

You know any places?

BonafideMonafide04

*Puts the cactus right in front of the air conditioner*
There.

Hubris

"The pencil cactus is a large plant native to Africa and India. The plant is ideal for sunny warm spots indoors or greenhouse growing. Care of pencil cactus is minimal. Euphorbia tirucalli, or pencil cactus, is a tropical plant that may become 30 feet tall in habitat."

Bucket

Ok so just give me the coordinates to a location and we can set course little flora.

Hubris

"I am not a computer, I can only sense where my followers are through the pulse of life they give off."

Bucket

And I'm a robotic mind born that functioned on a sector of the galaxy far away. Understand that I don't fully know earths werid customs and o could appreciate help.

*opens a portal gateway and picks up the Potted Cati*

Now let's go finish my experiment.

*eneters the portal gateway*

Spectrum

"Hi!"

OlderNeptune

*neptune falling from the sky

I'M FALLING, I'M FALLING, SURVIVE, SURVIVE, SURVIVE, SURVIVE, SURVIVE, SURVIVE!

*Neptune falls into the ground