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I am the Big Bad Wolf
Cool
Hmmmm *she looks at bigsby* You don't look like a wolf liar!
Anyways...

*He looks at Bigby*

Who the hell are you? Never seen ya before.
*hears on what Bigby said*

You are the sheriff in Fable Town aren't you? Then if so the name is Spectre, Spec Ops. Assassin.
Former Sheriff
This is my human form *looks at her*
Gotchya.
*she takes the Drakon* Hmm. *she unloads the mag, looking at the rounds* Oh. I know exactly what kind d of rounds this thing uses! *she reloads the mag into the sniper, then pulls out empty 7.63x54mm bullet shells, loading gravity dust into them and filling several empty mags* There. You need to make the rounds, normal rounds can't automatically convert to dust with any sorta doohickey. You need to make different dust-filled magazines and load the dust rounds into the weapon like that. Ruby taught me that a while back~
Ya interestin'. Is there anyone servin'? I need my usual.
He uses a thing called a Glamour to conceal his true form, Bona! *she dives behind the counter and makes a mocha for Kage* Gotcha covered!
This is not a glamour
Oh. OK.
Ah, thanks.

*Downs the whole Mocha*

I need info on ya Bigby. Can ya explain stuff 'bout yaself?
*she thinks for a minute* Tsss... Oh yeah. It's not. Dammit, I was thinking of other fables. My bad, Sheriff!
Weird... the R70 Ajax had a built-in 3D printer in the mag so no reloading is required... expecting Remnant tech to function like ours since we got Reaper and heard about what happened to your pal Penny... so far I'm looking into the Vytal incident.
Don't worry
Everyone knows my past boy with glasses
You know a lot about guns Pyrrha *lelouch slaps his face* uhhh....... I mean Yang!
Thanks, Sheriff. And also, thanks, Spec. I know Pyrrha wouldn't have killed Penny like that in vain... Something must've happened. Like a... *she straightens up* Hallucination! Like when I hurt Mercury!!!
Lol fail.
Eh? My name's Kage. And these glasses aren't even real.
Whatever
*looks at Lelouch, smirking* Again, don't look like her, but I'll take the compliment, dear Lulu~
The glasses aren't real? I thought they were, like mine.
*she looks in a mirror* Hey, on the topic of Fairytales... I kinda look like Goldilocks, huh? *she pushes a strand of hair behind her ear* Huh...
Nope. These actually help me take identity scans, area scans, other stuff.
Kinda i think.....
Yeah you do. Especially since those golden locks pale to your beauty.
Was that a good flirty attempt?
Now that you say it out loud, ya kinda do Yang..
So we calling each other different names now Yang?
*she nods at Bona* Yes it was, hon~ And my li'l sis is like Li'l Red Riding Hood! *she pulls up a picture of Ruby on her scroll*
Oh. I mean I made these smart glasses to help me see and to scan for enemy weaknesses.
Yeah, she kinda does! She's cute though.
Oh, that typa stuff. Then I guess they kinda are real.

*He looks at the picture of Ruby on Yang's scroll*

She's kinda cute.
Don't get me wrong. I don't have a crush on her. She just looks cute.
*she smirks at Lelouch* Hey, at least I didn't call you Milich Oppenheimer.
I'm really getting better at flirting!
*her eyes glow red* And if any of you dare to hurt my baby sis in any way, me, Coco, and Nora will break. Your. Legs. *her eyes return to normal and she smiles* Okay~?
*grabs back his Drakon and loads the Dust Gravity mag on the left side of the sniper and loads a bullet into the chamber*

May buy some Gravity Dust bullets off of one Jacques Schnee's dust stores. Old bastard lost some political power after the change of heart. A lot of faunus thanked me for it.
Umm.........ok?
Should ya be proud of being able to flirt well?
Okay, I wasn't planning on it.
I never said I was upset about it kage.
Now... *she lays her face down on the counter* Like fire~! Hellfire~!
*watches them*
Umm Yang? You OK?
Jus' askin, Bona.
*she looks at Bigby, pulling out a bottle of whisky* Want a drink?
Sure i love whisky
I am proud of it.
And I'm fine, Bona. Still in a singing mood~. But I'm good, for now. *she pours a cup of whisky for Bigby* Here you go, big guy.
Alrighty then. Not gunna question ya any more.
Flirting is unnecessary if the person is infatuated with you *he winks*
Thanks
*Checks his phone, and mumbles to himself*

Ko-chan's sleepin'... Some more requests... Usual, great.
*looks at Lelouch* You talking about me? Or you tryin' to confess to me~? *she winks at him* 'Cause I thought you had a thing for Pyrrha~
This place reminds me of Trip Trap
I'm not sure anymore Yang
I get desperate each day she isn't here
*gets up and stretches*

Well I am off for some dust shopping. You guys take care.

*walks out the door*
*Puts his phone back into his pocket*

Ya lovin' two people, Lelouch?
People are flirting again...
By spectre!
*she hugs Lelouch* Sh, shh, shhh.... It's alright. She's probably busy at her job in Akihabara.
Hey Akari!
'Ello Akari. You doin' okay?
Hey
Well no one here is infatuated with me.
Unless there's something someone isn't telling me. "she winks"
...Was that good?
I just don't know anymore *he looks down*
*she starts gently patting Lelouch's head* It's alright...
I'm guessin' nobody loves me. But what can I say, I never know.
Who knows, you might have a secret admirer. *wink*
...was that good?
@FemBFMF04
Hi! Is the gender swap thingy over?

@Kageomi
I'm okay. I wondered back here which seems to happen a lot.

@Bigby
Hi, Mister.
Hey kid
*he looks up* cheer up guys! (Girls) There's someone waiting out there for you just be patient! Actually that's what I should do..................just being patient
Okay, that was good. Almost got me.
Nope.
Maybe ya jus' like this place, Akari? And I don't think I'm findin' a lover any time soon..
Well people have stopped swapping genders, but no one reverted yet.
Gender swapping?
I set a trap!
Jus' a thing that happened recently. People have been gettin' genderbent, and it seems sleep is the reason.
Toad?
I've slept and I'm still not a guy...
I wanna wait before I find my special someone.
Who knows? Maybe it might be someone with yellow hair, a smoking bod, someone who likes motorcycles and punching stuff... *she winks at yang*
Was that good?
Hey other Bona. How's it going? Did you get genderswapped?
Who knows why. I honestly don't understand, iz jus' weird.
*sigh*
"I AM THE TRAP! THOTS BE DAMNED! PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR!"
*he explodes removing the ceiling and injuring a few*
@Bigby
You're really tall. I bet you do something dangerous too.

@Lelouch
I don't think anyone is for me.

@Kageomi
Maybe... Or I keep finding some weird portals...

@FEMBFM04
Oh... Is it like a cold or something?
*she smirks and nods at Bona* Smooth one Bon~
Who's that long nosed fuck?
What the!
*Teleports out of the way at the last second and we appears on the collapsed ceiling* anyone OK?
Kid i am detective
I don't know Akari.
Heh, thanks Yang.
I don't think ya findin' weird portals, Akari. Unless it's Ken or Ko-chan..

*He yawns*

I need sleep.. don't wanna pass out again. See ya guys later!

*Walks out of the cafe*
I think I'm really getting good at flirting!
TSSSS AAGGH, MY EFFING KNEE, ITS GONE! OH LORD WHY HAS IT COME TO THIS!? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH CRUELETY!? OH LORDY MY VISION IS GOING BLANK!
Night Kage!
Is that frog cat okay?
*she hugs Lelouch a little bit tighter* She should be back soon, hon. She should be back soon~
Ugh. I always have to do this. *uses Mediarama to Heal everyone* Everyone OK?
Yeah, I remember seeing her in Akihabera when going to pre order Pokemon ultra moon.
I'm good! I took that damage and channeled it into my semblance, so it's all good on my end~ Plus I was thrown through a concrete pillar, so that was nothin'!
MEDIARAMA CURES WOUNDS, IM MISSING A LEG! OH LORDY OH LORDY!!
*another explosion quakes from the rubble, injuring many*
...I am so ready to punch that long-nosed guy...
*his eyes turns yellow*
AGGGH, MY OTHER LEG, WORLD, WHY DO YOU DO SUCH CRUEL THINGS TO ME!? HOW CAN I HOP AROUND WITH MY LEGS MISSING OH LORD OH NO!
What's with the explosions?
*teleports in front of the destroyed LeBlanc*
Yeah, that smarts...
*rises out of the rubble with a revved up Scythe*

Objective: Kill. Maim. Destroy, Target: NotIgor.
*pokes the other Bona-Mona* He dead? *poke poke* I think he dead...
*is dead, laughing in heaven as the scum struggle*
Okay, okay. I got some metal legs you can use. *gives robotic legs to 🅱️ona*
I'm gonna get that fucker
Ugh. *uses Revival bead on 🅱️ona*
*looks around* If only Glynda was here...
*kicks open the front door*
THE GAME MASTER HAS ARRIVED!
Where is he!
*is still dead, and not your average dead, advanced dead*
*looks at Genm* Can ya fix the cafe?
*right eye glows green and a circle of pointy bones appear behind bona* one of the days...
H E W O N T C O M E B A C K.
*right eye goes back to normal, bones dissapear* Wish, did you see that? I'm so sorry you had to see that.
*walks out searching for NotIgor while scarping the door into oblivion*

Objective: Kill. Maim. Destroy NotIgor
YOU expect ME to fix this filthy place?!
*drinks whiskey*
*still in heaven, dining with God*
*stares at Bona* that... Was so cool!!
*transforms back*
I can fix it. *uses Psiodyne to fix leblanc* Ugh, that made me tired. I need a hot cocoa.
*she backflips behind the counter, making a hot cocoa for Bona* And here you go, Bona~!
*a piercing light penetrates LeBlanc, completely erasing it. A snarky echoing laugh is heard*
... Weird stuff happens here. It's kinda interesting though.
*Sees the destruction of Leblanc and the dead Frogcat and laughs sadly* ha...ha...ha...ha...
Oh... And it's gone.
You're probably confused about that. I'll explain as best as I can. So somehow, I had a run in with an alternate version of my self. He may have been reminding of a certain skeleton you might know. We didn't fight, but I gave him a handshake and a paradox happened. Then I gained his powers.
I kinda start to like this place
(K I'm back) I guess you can call me those "unique" nicknames Yang
*waves at Tidus* Hey there! Oh, I know ya! Nice laugh, man!
Ugh. Thanks. Well, good thing LeBlanc is like a chain. We can head to the one over by the beach.
*Shadowy Tendrils wrap around the frog cat and drag it into the earth below*
*she goes back to hugging Lelouch, rocking back and forth* You are honestly really cute, for a King~ *notices the tendrils* .... I don't wanna know where that's going...
I didn't see any LeBlanc the other day at the beach...
Ummmm weird. Anyways, let's head over to the other LeBlanc.
It just opened 5 seconds ago.
Hey, am I the only one going?
Maybe i check it out
Nah, I'm comin
Alright, let's go. *begins walking to the beach*
I'm right behind you, Leader. *Salute*
*follows everyone from behind*
Coming
I'm no leader, just call me Bona.
(Where is it?)
Ooc: I'll make a new thread
*a whisper is heard on the wind*
"I'm the captain now"
Okay Bona-san. We move together like a troupe.
Ooc: or we can still use this thread
*shouts to the heavens* Why would you do this?! I liked that place!!!
What the heck. Well we're here!
(thanks)
*the whisper persists*
"What I do... is an act of God"
Bullshit
*founded a way to get to heaven*

Metabolize Element 82, inefficient meatbag.
Well we get a nice view of the beach from here! It's beautiful like this! But not as beautiful as you. *winks at yang*
Was that good?
This one is more scenic.

Also... I think the ghost pirates are here.
*is in a different heaven*
Heh I guess it was
*lights a cigarette* Nice view
Flirting jokes are always corny in my opinion
*she smirks and winks at Bona* Nice~
... Adults are weird.
*looks out to the beach* It's a really nice view~ *looks at Bona* Hey look, that's a pretty good view, too~
*a cup of coffee falls from the sky*
"Enjoy, your barista is Akira"
*oit in the distance Tidys is standing on the beach* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Someone is in a good mood.....
...now I know what Tifa was talking about...
Someone is laughing way too hard... They sound like a seagull.
*enters in with four boxes of 7.63x54mm Gravity Dust bullets and his Drakon sniper now fluctuating with blue and purple*

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Sup guys?
*Lightning strikes Tidus and a whisper is heard in the back of someone's head*
"Such joy is wasted on these fools"
Good one.
*Tidus is lying on the beach lauging in pain* HaHaHaHahahahaHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha
*Is agasp by the big ship* That's wicked... I wanna go to space on it...
Oh, hey Spectre! Ooh, your sniper looks way cooler than before!
*puts his ammo and gun on the counter and grabs Tidus by the shoulders*

STOP LAUGHING AND SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL DUDE!
I'm gonna go home see you all later *leaves*
See ya, Sheriff! Have a good night!
Bye eye glowy guy! *Waves*
*teleports behind Yang* Hey
See ya
*she takes a seat in one of the booths* Ahh, comfy~!
Oh, see ya Lelouch! And hey there, Reaper!
Well I wish a certain person was a sheriff so they could take me away.
Was that good?
This is the Dark Matter camo Yang and see ya Bigby.
That guy was Bigby wolf?
Yeah.
(I wasn't leaving)
*She smirks at Bona* Nice one, Bona. And yes sir, Reaper
(Oh, okay then. Cue the Derp noise)
I heard a lot about him
I'm really getting used to flirting! Back when I was a guy, I SUCKED at flirting. Now I've gotten MUCH better!
Can't tell if it's a girl perk or if I've just gotten better.
You are flirting with everybody?
So Lelouch... opinions about Reaper the EWR? For me a valuable asset to any mission and for Ruin well... Battery, Seraph, and Outrider put him on paperwork for the time being for well the Rolling Thunder accident.
No, I've been practicing my flirts on yang. She's Kay with it.
I see....
*she snickers at the mention of the Rolling Thunder Incident* Damn, that was hilarious...
I'm gonna go swim
Is flirting really that fun...?
You know, just to be ready for when I think I should find that special someone.
I'm looking for a special someone too
Well it can be. It's kinda situational.
No, I'm not looking for one yet. Imma wait a bit.
It's kinda fun
Who wants to swim?
*she curls up into a ball on her back, then starts doing weird body crunches* FUTURE!! FUTURE!! FUTURE!! *she stops, rolling on her side*.... I should stop mocking Squidward from that one episode....
So I should say stuff like "Am I dreaming, because you're unreal"? I heard that in some drama my my mom would watch.
...why?
*has a eurika momemnt*
Well maybe in the future, they changed the alphabet so U and I are together.
Was that one good?
Not bad
Yeah, that works. But only use it on someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
*she nods* Nice one, hon~
Yeah... about that...

*shows Lelouch footage of Reaper bucthering Britannian soldiers*

Accident on the deployment and guess who fucking BOTCHED THAT UP? Ruin... I just realize his NAME is pure IRONY!!!
I'm only practicing on Yang because she's OK with it. Plus, she's a good friend!
Agreed
I'm gonna make myself a hot cocoa, anyone want anything?
A coffee so i can stay awake
I don't care about Brittania by the way
*she raises a hand* Strawberry Sunrise, no ice!
*puts her hand on yang* Well it's not Cocoa, but she is hot!
Was that one good?
Death to the bastards
*takes off his helmet and rubs his tempels is stress and has his hair shifts to white to grey*

Oh why does he even join us on mission?!
The rest of my life? Would that mean I would have to stay still? I would rather take them with me.

@Unit_Spectre
Scary... *Hides behind Bona*
They're all corny which makes it funny Bona
Alright, one strawberry sunrise, coming up! *makes one super fast* there ya go! *begins on her hot cocoa*
Done! *puts a few marshmallows in the hot cocoa*
I make myself one *makes one fast*
Thanks, Bona~! By the way, are you French? Because maDAMN!
Good one!
Too fast 😂
Well are you Japanese! Because TokyYO!
It gets worse Lulu...

*next video is Reaper killing Britannian turned Japanese soldiers in Shibuya*

The name Reaper fits the bill because he hunted them down like the PLAGUE, it forced me and Prophet to adjust his A.I. system!
He is a true reaper like me
*she smirks and snaps her fingers, clicking her tongue at her* You a Chinese model? If you ain't, niHOW!
So yeah if pre-adjusted Reaper would've seen you... he would've KILLED your ass without a second thought. Thank goodness Prophet fixed that.
All I wanted to do was create a new world not free Japan!
I KNOW AND I AM SO SORRY!!
I could also use Geass on him
Can't we all just be friends instead of fighting...?
Are you Italian? Because OUI should be together!
Good idea Akari! *he turns and looks at the ocean* what a view!
Wow. That was easy.

The ocean is nice. I wanna see the world under the water too...
Reaper's an EWR with an Geass resistance to that of Fort Knox.
Oui is French, though..? 🅱 for effort, though~!
*falls asleep*
Underwater is cool akari.
Although I would like to see under something else......
*winks at yang*
Was that good?
C'est le Yang français.
Whoops. Sometimes I get the two mixed up
What's something else...?
Ooc: there are little children here don't make me pull out Aitome
*smirks* Yes it was, Bona. Now, *she downs her strawberry sunrise, then stretches* I'm gonna catch some z's... *she closes her eyes, falling asleep almost instantly* zzz....
Zzzz......
Yeah, I should me attacking the dry grass too. Night everyone!
Yeah well I am off to bed. Night guys and Lulu... I am so sorry for Reaper's homicidal tendencies in the past.

*goes to one of the booths and sleeps in them*
*poofs away*
Bona-san never answered my question...

*Goes to wade in the water*
(Damn I just got scared really bad because I couldn't log into my account sorry I couldn't respond everyone but I'm available now)
(Night everyone!)
*With a purposeful stride Shion enters the cafe, before sitting down at the counter*
It seems I am here during the quiet hours, that's a little saddening.
OOC: I can't fall asleep and it's four in the morning. Might as well be here!

IC: Good morning everyone. Or night. Or whatever.
*Notices everyone's asleep*

Shit, I'm a bit late. No matter.

*Sits next to Yang*

I'm just going to rest my eyes here for a bit...Don't mind me...

*Snore*
*She looks to the sleeping crowd*
I thought coffee was meant to keep you awake, not put people to sleep.
*ken comes in through a portal, in a much more meek fashion than usual, he actually seems happy for once*
Hey, anyone home?
*Kuro walks in normally and yawns*

Hello, anybody here?
Yo Kuro, how'sit going? *ken grins and materializes a caipirinha, he looks the same as Toshio Ozaki, his coat slightly blood splattered*
*Walks out of a portal*

I'm boreeeed.
Hey. Doing good myself, how about you?
*walks into the cafe*

So this is Leblanc? I've heard so much about this place
*he walks in and his eyes dart around* Hey guys, and hello there person I'm pretty sure is new.
*Hibki wakes up* Ugh morning.
'Ello Tatsu, and 'notha person I've never seen before.
*wakes up and gets out in one of the boiths*

Morning already?
Hello everyone.
@Kageomi, if you have nothing to do I got a job that needs doing and personally I can't be assed
@Kuroumi, I'm good, just finished a hunting job, it was easy but my clothes are ruined
*ken takes out a jar with a beating heart from his empty pocket*
Got myself a bunch of Jinrou hearts though
@Abe_No_seimei, yes it is, who would you be?
Why does everything sleep here!? Even Maya was probably going to if I didn't drag her home yesterday. *He shakes his head* Maybe we should call it a cafe/hotel?
I jus' did a job though. Don't wanna do anymore today.
That's kinda gruesome, worse than some of my work.
It was late. My house was too far. My persona fell asleep on top of me.
I have no clue sir.

*strightens his helmet and bandolier*

Plus I was very tired yesterday so sleep was the only thing in my mind.
*wakes up* Good evening or whatever
'Ello! Lotta ya'll slept in LeBlanc. Does Boss even allow that?
I dont know
He is not here and the attic got a sign saying only staff.
Who knows? Someone should ask when he gets back.
*walks in*
Why doesn't anyone Sleep at the Talos Inn? Like, 3 people live there....
Sounds more reasonable than sleeping in a cafe.
Talos inn?
Either way I think it's time I go home. *She gets up and leaves*