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Nah, rather just go alone. Don't do good with others.
*she smirks and crosses her arms* The name's Yang. Yang Xiao Long, and yes, I'm single~
@Tsugumi-Chan

OOC: Rip, having a tough time with that?
@-Rei- (Well of course, its quite the good game!)
Nya... ah can do shtuff tha ish useful... like for defensh... Maragi! *he sends some fire at the ground, creating a literal fire wall on the floor*
@Tsugumi-Chan
Well, in that case, let me buy you a drink.

*Shiza says with a grin*

@Kageomi
Oh c'mon, it'll be fun!
(OOC sorta XD S'all gud, tho)
I'll just take her upstairs for now. *He takes Hibki upstairs before coming back down and leaving.* I'll check on her tomorrow.
@Shadowwaifuaigis
Listen, I want to apologize for my demonic counterpart's behavior the other day. No hard feelings?
*she smirks more* Strawberry Sunrise, no ice~. And don't pull anything funny. By the way, what's your name?
I suggest you don't give her alcohol. In fact, why does this cafe serve it?
@Tsugumi-Chan
Shiza. Nice to meet you. Now wait there, I'll whip it up for you.

*Speaks rapidly in Latin tongues, and a drink appears in his hand*

Here you are. Lovely drink for the lovely lady.

*Grins*
*He turns to Ignis.*

I honestly don't think it does...
@Shiza_Salad
Wait... What?
You must be mistaking me for my other self.
I rely your apology though.
@Ignis_Dominus
This cafe's always had alcoholic beverages. Honestly, why does it bother you that much?
*she smiles, taking the drink* Thank you~ And don't worry about it, Iggy. I have these all the time! *she takes a sip of the drink*
Could be the atmosphere then.
@Shadowwaifuaigis
I've been mistaking a lot of people for others recently. Pardon my stupidity.

*Chuckles nervously*
Aaand this is fine. *flops against a chair as parts of the cafe burn*
I believe Bars serve alcohol. Am I wrong?
You think yourm... so tough.... come... Kitsune....

*Aitome uses her envoker and Kitsune creates a bigger wall of fire

Come... at me.....
@Ignis_Dominus
Honestly, this place has everything. Why must you question it?
Don't bribe me into your league, Shiza. Like I said, I do better alone.

*He checks his phone*

More work, great. Gotta go, see ya.

*He runs out of the cafe*
*notices the burning café wall, walks up to it, throwing ice dust at it, saying "pixie dust," putting out the fire*
Is everyone being affected by the funny juice? Isn't it bad?
An... ihdeah... *he sends up a Maragi, then uses a Mazan to spread the flames out into a larger area. At the ceiling.*
Hmm I must say whilst the atmosphere is quite lively right now, it is quite chaotic.
I don't think my odds of getting some caffeine are high.
Dammit Kage, you're not working with others, it's just a damn guild!

*Creates a ethereal copy of himself and sends it after him*
OOC: I would ask for cake, but you sick fucks would give Rei a rum cake
*Creates a cup of coffee using another spell and gives it to @Shion_Kasugai*

There, ya happy?
*she throws more ice dust at the fire* Dude...
OOC: I'm not drunk, so I'm completely fine to fulfill orders
@Tsugumi-Chan
So...come here often?
@-Rei-
*snaps her fingers and makes a piece of cake appear*
There you go narrator.
Mmm I'm a bad.... person Rei-chan... ive done nothing good....
Eh heh... *falls on his back, looking up at the ashy ceiling* Beat... that... *passes out*
Are you having trouble extinguishing the flames?
*Kage gets dragged back into the cafe by Shiza's copy*

I know it's jus' a guild, but I ain't joining.
I'm having a lot of difficulty with the fire... And no, Shiza, this is actually my second day here.
Goddammit people.

*Rapidly speaks a spell again, causing the fire to become permanently extinguished*

The shit I have to deal with here...
*She looks at the coffee*
Whilst the appeal of magical coffee is quite inciting...
I don't drink coffee with cream.
@Kageomi
Why not? "You want to work alone"? You can, but it'll make everything organized. Let me ask you something. Do you know what the "Dark Brotherhood" is?
Allow me then.
*Iggy stands up and walks towards the fire. He touches it and it transfers down his arm and fades*
*looks at Iggy in awe* That. Was awesome.
@Shion_Kasugai
It doesn't have cream, so what the hell are you talking about? I used your inner desires to guide me on how to make the coffee. Just drink it and quit your bitching.
OOC: You ARE aware I extinguished the fire awhile ago, right?
Dark brotherhood? Nah, not a clue.
That seems to be the only ability I have mastered.
..... Are you serious....
(OOC just scrolled up. Derp lvl: 9000)
Heh... I should sober up...

*Aitome starts to drink a cup of water occasionally muttering some kind of non sense
@Kageomi
Oh for fucks sake. Siddown a sec, and I'll cue you in. Do you want the short version, or the long version?
C-Cake? Is it magic? A miracle?

Is it safe to eat? *she says as she shoves it in her mouth*
@Shiza_Salad I am looking at this coffee, and it most certainly isnt the blackest available.
And mind your language.
I'm off half a mind to slap you.
Jus' go ahead 'n explain. I need ta get work done, dammit.
OOC: My apologies.
*sighs, going behind the counter and brews the darkest coffee available before serving it to Shion* Hope ya like it!
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: That sounds like a good idea, dear. And how can you say you're a bad person?
Honestly, so people crave destruction.
Some*
Pardon me
@Shion_Kasugai
Oh, sorry. When I get annoyed I tend to curse. I apologize. Yes, it is the blackest available. I used demon shadow magic to make it, after all.

@Kageomi
The Dark Brotherhood is a guild of assassins that are feared throughout all their realms of existence. Once an assassin is dispatched to kill you, you've got no hope. They get the job done quickly, cleanly, and most of all, difficulty free. My point is, I hope to create something like this, and we shall be feared and organized. Just give it some thought.

*The clone disappears and Shiza's command*

Trust me, you'll want allies to watch your back.
OOC: *at, not and.
I am no good... all I have done is commit genocide in my world... my Persona is a curse that I must bear until the end of time....if I don't keep it under check its just going to kill us all....
@Tsugumi-Chan Thank you.
It is good to see someone knows good service here.
Fuckin! I give up...
Hmm...
How about no? 'Cause I don't wanna be like that. I'm a freelancer.
I was too, but one day you get fucked over. Trust me, it happened to me.
*Samael says something to her again*
No you can't kill everyone... Asshole.
*walks in with ice dust impaled in his armor*

Well then. Manage to complete Jacque's change with minimal in injuries.
Hey Rei chan..... why do you like me.... I've done nothing for you....
*walks over to Shiza, slinging an arm over his shoulders and taking a sip of the Strawberry Sunrise* Well, honey, you did your best and that's all that counts~
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: That's just not true! You are such a beautiful, lovely woman! From where I'm sitting, you couldn't harm a fly. That persona you have, while dangerous, can be controlled. It is the other you, after all!
@Tsugumi-Chan
Yeah I know. Hey, at least I tried, right?
An attempt leads to improvement at least.
@Aitome_Korichi

Hmm? Why do you ask? Isn't good to have lots of friends?
*smiles at Shiza* Yup! And nice going, Spectre! Shows that old man what happens when he slaps one of my besties....
Did somebody say persona? What's it called? Lemme see it.
@Unit_Spectre
Hello again Spectre. Given' any thought to my offer?

@Tsugumi-Chan
So...You're single, huh?
*stands up and tries to stretch, but is slightly tipsy, and accidentally falls over onto Iggy*
Oh shi-!
*nods* Yup!
*Aitome turns to Rei Chan

I guess thats true but why me in particular? Im sure you can find much better people out there than me...

*Aitome turns to M'lady

I have to use an Envoker for a reason.... I also have to keep this necklace on to prevent it from taking over when I do use my persona...
So Joker. I manage to complete the hit on Jacque Schnee on the terms of what you said but I never expected for him to booby trap his own palace.

*shows his prosthetic arm with ice dust impaled into it*

I gotta need extensive repaires to fix this...
*Drinks half the bloody mary*

I'll give it some thought if I get screwed over, Shiza. But right now, helpin' out Kuro been doing me good.
*looks at Shadow Aigis and Ignis* Woah. You two okay?
*Iggy catches the robotic woman*
Are you ok?
I am on the side of yes Shiza.
@Kageomi
Good to hear. As long as you give it serious thought, okay? I'll even make you my right hand...

@Tsugumi-Chan
*clears throat*

Wanna go somewhere? Just the two of us?
I'm fine. Thank you Yang.
Ugh... Yeah I'm...
*her eyes narrow*
Oh just great...
@Unit_Spectre
Heheh, everything's coming together. The more assassins we can recruit, the more our little crooked "family" will be untouchable. Feel free to recruit any promising assassins you meet. Send 'em to me.
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: *Looks really sad* I guess that's true *smiles though he's sad* I just want you to view yourself as the great person you are...
No problem, Iggy. Just lookin' out for a friend. *looks at Shiza* Sure thing, good-lookin'~
Of course I'd put actual thought into it. I'm livin' as two people's shadows, apparently. Or from what I've learned from going through some data.
Is something wrong ma'am?
@Kageomi
The more the merrier. just saying. I'll stop nagging you. Now, go do that job. You've got a friend here who'll help you if you need it.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Alright then. Where and when?
So Yang...

*detatches his right arm and shows her his damaged ice covered robot limb*

How do you fix this?
*Aitome gives Arsene a small smile

Heh, I'm probably just rambling now though, but thanks...

*Aitome then looks @-Rei-

You know what, if you need anybody to talk to just tell me alright? Hopefully I can atleast do something for you.
Alrighty, Shiza. Then I'll actually leave this time. See ya, and good luck with Yang.

*He walks out of the cafe*
Oh, you know exactly what's wrong...
*Poof 4 episode 1* Hey guys. Has anything involving the genderswapping showed up?
I don't understand...
@Kageomi
Puts his hand to the back of his neck nervously, chuckling*

Heheh, sure thing.
*he walks in* Hello new people!
Don't play dumb with me.
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: Your welcome, my dear. I meant every word I said
OK since joker is still female nothing's been fixed.
I truly don't understand.
(depression...)
Last time I was here Joker was male..........
(Why are you depressed?)
*leaves Shiza's side* One sec... *takes Spectre's right arm* Hmm... Ice damage... *she takes a screwdriver and fire dust, melts the remaining ice and begins to strip the arm* Wow... This is pretty banged up... *she puts the arm on the counter, pulling out several metal pieces, stripping and repairing the damaged arm, until it looks like nothing ever damaged it* There we go! *hands it back to Spectre* Good thing I'm a good weaponsmith! I also fixed some wire that threatened to snap, so good as new!
*sighs*
Surprise you don't...
@Tsugumi-Chan
Uh...was it something I said? Why're you quiet all of a sudden?
*Hibki wakes up and walks downstairs* Ugh my head hurts. What happened?
Hmmm.
This is good coffee @Tsugumi-Chan.
Thank you.
*notices Lelouch* Oh, hey there! The name's Yang. Yang Xiao Long. Oh, and maybe tomorrow, 'kay Shiza?
I'm sorry. Did I harm you in any way?
*turns around and sees Lelouch*

Well if it isn't the prince Lelouch Vi Britannia. And go tell you dad a formal fuck you for bringing my home in Japan~ I mean Area 11 to shit!

OOC: This just for fun so don't take offence.
And you're welcome, Miss Shion! And no, it wasn't something you said, Shiza. Had to fix Spectre's arm.
Joker: How are you, Lelouch?
Nice to meet you Yang
*Walks in, the knife bloodier than before*

Another simple job. Took only 10 minutes.
I sent my dad to his death Spectre and I'm fine Joker
HIBKI DID U SWAP GENDERS
*grabs the arm and sockets it back in and checking it's condition*

All peramiters are green so thanks Yang.
No problemo, Spectre!
@Tsugumi-Chan
T-Tomorrow? Okay, I can do that. What time tomorrow?

OOC: Seriously though, I need to know, or I'll end up being on all day...
Joker: Goof to hear, Lelouch
*Finishes his second whisky bottle*
Uh oh. Now I'm gonna really feel it
*Her speech becomes slurred. Jojer is now drunk*
Hey Bona, wanna have a check to see all the genderbent people here?

*He looks at Lelouch*

Scan, identity confirmed.
Look
Just be more careful where you step next time... Do you catch my drift?
(OOC: Depends on her timezone. It's 10:40 in my time)
Um... yes?
OK just check Hibki real quick. But sure I'll see who's genderbent.
(OOC: *The, not her. Dammit, engrish)
*she smirks, looking at Lelouch* Damn, you're pretty good-lookin', ain'tcha~?
*She sits in a booth* Water please. Oh my head. What did I do?
Why am I being scanned?
Hibki? Yep, genderbent. And also, Area Scan. Genderbents are Me, Joker, and Hibki.
I get that from a lot of people Yang
Jus' an identity check, Lelouch. Nothin' much.
@Tsugumi-Chan
I'm in the eastern standard timezone, so it's 9:42 over here in New England...
Umm Himiki-san you threw up and passed out..
Ok...
*smirks* Wow, tough audience, huh? But do he got a booty? *walks behind Lelouch* He dooo~!
*The bell at the door rings. A man with white hair in a black suit and tie enters the cafe* I was told it was noisy... but I didn't expect this.
Arsene: You forgot me in that scan, Kageomi
The hell is wrong with you?
Wow. Alot of people are genderbent!
Hm? Is that hair color normal in this world?
Yep it's coming back to me in pieces. *She grimaces* please tell me I didn't kiss Daichi.
Im genderbent as well you know!

*Aitome then turns to M'lady

You truly do have a way with words, its beautiful, like you.
(OOC: Okay, so around 3:30pm your time tomorrow, Shiza. Ibget off work sometime before then)
Sorry Lelouch... I got some... grinding gears about Britannia.
Oh yay... A hair color that hurts my eyes.
Oi, I can't get personas. Sorry 'bout that.
Guess I shouldn't expect my order soon.
Not you Spectre I'm talking about Yang
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: I'm glad. Making you happy is all I could ever ask for
Well, Lelouch, was it? I guess you can say a lot of stuff, but that's not really all that true. I just like what I see~. I mean, there are a lot of good-looking people in Remnant, but not as good-looking as the guys here~
Hey there, the names Aitome, what's up

*Aitome waves @Takuya_Hojiro
I assume I fall in that category?
'Ey Lelouch. Mind if I re-scan ya?
Takuya Hojiro. May I have some coffee?
Go ahead
@Tsugumi-Chan
OOC: Alright then. I'll see you 3:30 my time.
*smirks at Ignis* You betcha, Iggy. *looks at Takuya* And speaking about good-looking, hello there~
*walks in to see Lelouch*

Hello there I am sorry for my paranoia the other day. Just Geass freaks me out...
(OOC: Alrighty then, Shiza. See ya then~)
*Creates a cup of coffee using yet another Latin spell and gives it to @Takuya_Hojiro*

Here. Name's Shiza, by the way. Nice to meet you.
Does anybody have an aspirin? This is why I don't drink.
I'll try to take that as a compliment Yang
*He sips a bit* Might as well stay for the coffee.
*He looks at the blonde girl* What do you want?
Alrighty. Entity Re-scan, Lelouch. Jus' needed to see if ya had any powers. Seems ya do. The geass.
That's fine I'm used to mental breakdowns and being on the border of insanity
Im not the server here but sure,

*Aitome gets up and quickly makes a cup of coffee and passes it to Takuya

So Takoyaki right? Strange time to come here! Here meet me outside and we can talk easier

Ooc: https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=8335
The attitude of this one...
Both my eyes have Geass
*looks away from Takuya* Meh, never mind... You seem to not like me already, so...
Neat. Couldn't get any info somehow, so how 'bout ya explain it to me?
Tch. Don't bother me then.
Joker: Man, sis is some stroooong stuf *Drunkedly raises the whisky bottle to her face*
Wow... Jerk.
Disrespectful...
Sheesh. I thought I was a dick...
Arsene: *He stands up* I would advise you not to be rude to the young lady again....
Are you okay Joker?
Who doesn't like who?
*shrugs, taking a sip of her Strawberry Sunrise* Joker, do you really think you should keep drinking? You look like you've had enough...
*breaks out laughing in insanity after hearing what Leluch said*

HAAAA HA HA HA! FUCKING WHYYYYYYY!?!!?
How rude of him...
Would you like to say it to my face?
Joker: *Looks as Hibki* I'm fiiiiine, I'm just feeling a little tipsy *hic*
Oh DAMN! He's rude as fuck!
*he looks at hunter* This may take a while
I am so sorry... one Geass is reasonable but two is where my mind is snapped in two.
*is confused* what? Who's being rude to who? If I was ever rude to someone, I apologize deeply, didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
@Kageomi
Kill him.

OOCL I got to go, it's getting late. Goodnight guys. See you all tomorrow.
Want me to demonstrate?
(Night Shiza, I'm here all day)
As if working with a bunch of idiots wasn't enough...
(Cya, Shiza!)
*he scratches his head* Yang is just as confused as I am
Ok if you say so. I need something for this hangover though.
OOC: Night Shiza!

IC:
Anotha murder, and the victim be right near me? Oh wait, can't fight here.
Arsene: *Visibly upset at the way Takuya is treating everyone* I would advise you to leave if you're going to be a disrespectful brat.
Tch. Says the one is the costume. Unless you haven't heard, I'm Takuya Hojiro. The news anchor.
*he looks at Takuya and Arsene* This isn't going to work
I am sorry Lelouch for showing my lack of sanity... I have seen some down right crazy things in my day but this takes the cake.

*his small Nevermore pet flies in and lands on his left shoulder*

Hey there Eileen.
That's fine no need to apologize Hunter
Arsene: *Blue fire and flames appear around her* This is no costume, boy. I am something more powerful than you could ever fathom... so unless you want to get on my bad side, I suggest you take your attitude out of the door...

Joker: *Is passed out on the floor*
Ohh, the guy that told me to bug off is ticking everyone the heck off. I get it now. *she walks over to Takuya, leaning on the table next to him* Dude, if you're gonna be a huge jerk, take it outside or something. No one really cares if you're a news anchor or not, you're still a person like everyone else...
Yeah yeah whatever. Take your dumb costume and effects somewhere else.
Oi, Someone put Joker somewhere she's gunna be fine.
I suppose he isnt here right now.
Such a shame.
*exits*
*looks at Takuya*

Don't shit talk my friend dude.
I suggest you leave.
Arsene: *Laughs maniacally* I have far too much patience for human filth such as you.... Can someone drag him outside before I do something I might regret?
*Aitome looks at Arsene

Hey M'lady.. careful....

*Aitome then turns to Takoyaki

Im not sure if you heard... but you really shouldn't start trouble here...
So Lelouch this may sound sensitive to you... how did you obtain Geass? It is to fulfill my morbid curiosity.
Boss doesn't like fighting
Not my problem you get pissy.
*He looks at Takuya*

Oi, don't get anyone mad. But ya already did.
Spectre I formed a contract with a mysterious girl
Interesting. And if that was finded sensitive I apologize.
Ah when did Lalu get here? I must've passed out...
I'm just going stay out of this argument between you two
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: *Looks at Aitome, and calms down* I'm sorry, I lost my temper. I didn't mean to worry you.

Joker: *Is still passed out*
No need to apologize it wasn't sensitive and it's pronounced LULU!
Again, not my problem.
Shouldn't someone bring Joker upstairs or somethin'? C'mon, she's passed out.
Yeaaah not going to be in the middle when shit hits the fan.

*walks to the booth where Spectre is sitting in*

I wonder why he acts such a self entitled person? Ablib self pitty joke!

*he dabs after saying that*
Lalu? If I recall you have a G Us right? The ability to control people....
I'll ignore ya, since ya don't got anythin' to say.
I'll take her. *Hibki takes Joker upstairs putting her in a bed* There that's better.
LULU AND GEASS! How many times do I have to repeat myself!
Alright and Lulu rolls of the tounge so well.
Tch. Buncha weirdos.
Ill get Heartstealer... he owes me for this...

*Aitome gets up and puts Heartstealer in the same booth as him and M'lady

What a crazy day...
*sighs, looking at Takuya* So...you gonna stop being a huge jerk? Or am I gonna have to drag you out of the café?
Ooc: nvm then!

Lulae and Jesus? Man what a name... literally calling your power Jesus...
@Tsugumi-Chan
Arsene: I shall help you drag him out if needed
That's assault. You wanna get arrested?
Anyways what happened to Pryyha? Wasn't she here last time?
Pyrrha got things to do, I guess. But this gal, Yang, comes from the same world as her. Unless that was already explained.
Pyrrha is possibly out looking for a job Lulu.

*chugs a Cervic Spike drink*
*looks at Lelouch* Oh, you know Pyrrha?
That's what I thought...
Arsene: I don't know if you get this, but here in this place, the Nexus, there are no police officers. We could do whatever we wanted to you, and vice versa, with little consequences *Grins evilly* Isn't that something?
I see.....
MAKO-CHAN
I HAVE RETURNED
LETS BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAFE
We met only once Yang but I sensed some affection coming from her
*Covers his ears*

Jesus Christ...! Why the hell did ya yell?!
Oh god please not more chaos
I can assure you there are still Police in Yogen as well.
W-woah! Where did that come from?
Jesus Christ Red...
(Mako-chan is not here. Please leave a message.)
*Stops covering his ears*

God, this place keeps gettin' weirder...
Arsene: Oh, how wrong you are.... call the police as I drag you out by the throat. I dare you
*enables Kinetic Armor and hands Hunter a flak jacket*

This going to be bad...
*Takes a bloody knife out of his pocket*

Jus' bein' cautious. Jus' in case shit goes down.
This isn't worth my time. *He stands up*
Talk to me again in twenty years. *He leaves the cafe*
No banging allowed in Leblanc
(Don't worry about it, it was in the Discord, you guys wouldn't know)
Arsene: *Raises her hands in victory* I have succeeded in getting rid of him without force! Victory for Arsene!
Hey M'lady, you really shouldn't use violence... Just calm down before trying acting rash okay?
(the meme is stronk)
That man has no respect.
*Yuki walks in* Geez. What was with that white haired guy?
Is it over?
He was jus' talkin' shit 'bout us 'n stuff.
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: My dear, I was never actually going to use force. I simply put up a front. I can't attack anyone without the Trickster. *puts a finger to her forehead* That is the planning of a Master Trickster such as myself.. using threats and my words to avert a bad situation!
( please, Kotone is dead, who are you?)

Yuki! Your genderbent as well!
*sighs* I'm glad he's gone... I was THIS close to breaking... It wouldn't have been pretty.
Good job. Man this hangover headache isn't going away anytime soon. I don't even remember much before I passed out.
Oh god. Why you guys know that the Police are still in the Nexus right?
Really? Haven't seen any at all... then again I always wander around and don't pay attention....
Wait, there is? Huh, never noticed.
I am a freelancing assassin sir.
Confusing stuff is happening
@bluehairdemo Arsene: Really? How come they've never appeared at any major catastrophe? They must be terrible police officers
They are Arsene.
*nods at Lelouch* Yep...
@bluehairedemo
Arsene: That explains it then...
Not much they can do without personas I guess... its all up to us!
Well I am off. You guys take care.

*walks out and activates his active camo*
Oh, no wonder I didn't get caught killing people.
Arsene: Good night, Spectre!
They should all be fired then.
*looks at Lelouch* So.... ya sensed affection from Pyrrha? Cute.
Night!

I mean, even if they tried to stop you they can't without personas, you would wipe the floor with them....
I wouldn't say stuff like that.
*he looks away with slight embarrassment* uh yeah........ it's kinda difficult to explain.........
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: That is all too true. Although, I am not evil. I wouldn't hurt them unnecessarily. I said all of those threatening words to that heathen to simply get him out. I wasn't going to hurt him...
Who was that guy anyway?
Well then. I should take my leave.
*Iggy stands up*