Flying through the sky with Earhart

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Aergia

*Aergia's Persona, Earhart. It was a Biplane with wind patterns all over and a woman's face for a nose. Aergia offered Yang Xiao Long a ride in the Biplane*

You set?

Tsugumi-Chan

I'm so ready!

Aergia

Alright, hop in. I'll start her up.

Tsugumi-Chan

*jumps in, grinning like an idiot* Hell yeah...!

Unit_Spectre

*walks to the biplane and slams a tracking beacon*

Safty reasons.

*walks away and vanishes in a digital fashion*

Tsugumi-Chan

*stares at Spectre as he leaves* Cool...

Aergia

Okay small check... and we're good. *She puts on some goggles* Make sure you put these on. Never know what's up there.

Tsugumi-Chan

*puts on goggles* Ready!

Jokerboi

*Appears From the shadows and stares at the two and the plane*

Aergia

Alright! *The plane starts up and starts moving.* Aaaaaaaaaaaand... *It picks up speed and finally lifts off the ground* We have lift off!

Jokerboi

Woah!

Tsugumi-Chan

Woooohooo! This is so cool! Then again, everything here is cool! No Grimm, personas, and awesome people, too! *she folds her arms behind her head* What's not to like about this place?!

Aergia

Well... there's my dad... he's a total dick...

Tsugumi-Chan

Your dad? What'd he do to you? Hell, what'd he do in general?

Aergia

He's kind of the reason this is all happening... all for his selfish gain...

Tsugumi-Chan

"All of this"? I don't really get it, but... It must be pretty bad. My dad, on the other hand is a total goofball. Ruby and uncle Qrow say I got my sense of humor from him, and I can see why! He actually trained me in hand-to-hand combat, ya know? But your dad sounds like Weiss's. A huge and utter cockwaffle. Did he slap you once?

Aergia

Bastard wants to keep me chained down... Be a good girl and cause havoc he always said... But I have Earhart now.

Tsugumi-Chan

So your dad's a puppeteer of chaos, as Blake would say?

Aergia

Yeah... pretty much...

Jokerboi

Pretty good comparison....

Tsugumi-Chan

Huh. Well, at least he doesn't control hordes of angry Grimm, who are attracted to nothing but negativity and would tear us apart at any given moment... Ooh, fluffy cloud!

Jokerboi

*Shouting below*
He can turn people into the incarnation of the 7 deadly sins, so take that how you like!

Tsugumi-Chan

*shouts back down* Really?! Like Fullmetal Alchemist Sins?! I wanna see Lust or Greed!! They're my favourite characters!!!

Aergia

Heh, yeah! Don't really see those much.

Jokerboi

You're talking to sloth right now!

Tsugumi-Chan

Hoo-ha? *looks at Aergia* You're sloth?

Aergia

Well.... Yeah...

Jokerboi

Yep! She is the physical form of sloth! She can transform between hottie form and little girl form!

Tsugumi-Chan

You're so much less bulkier and scary-looking and more cute than FMA depicts!

Aergia

*She blushes a little* Thanks...

Jokerboi

Careful Yang, she can also turn into a little girl!

Tsugumi-Chan

That honestly sounds so adorable, Joker!!

Jokerboi

It really is!

Aergia

*She blushes a bit more* Okay I get it...

Jokerboi

*Flies up to where the two are on Arsene's back*
Joker: So, are you ladies doing tonight?

Arsene: Greetings Sin of Sloth and Yang!

-LightningFarron-

*There is a loud thunderous clap as suddenly Lightning blips into existence and falls down past everyone*

Tsugumi-Chan

Aergia, you are an adorable lady. And in this form, really beautiful!

Tsugumi-Chan

Fine, Arsene, and what just fell?

Jokerboi

*Arsene picks Lightning up*
Arsene: Hello, Lightning. Are you alright?

Joker: Woah! Lightning!? Where did you come from?

Aergia

Wait. Was that Lightning?!

Tsugumi-Chan

Lightning? Who dat?

Jokerboi

Arsene: Indeed it is. Fortunately, I caught her!

-LightningFarron-

Blech!

*sighs and shakes head*

Hi...

*waves meagerly*

Aergia

Christ! Don't fall out of the sky!

Tsugumi-Chan

*waves at Lightning* Heyo! ...but seriously who are you?

Jokerboi

Arsene: Lightning, ma'am, are you all right?

-LightningFarron-

Yeah I'm fine. Just...Still not use to warping....

*Laughs sheepishly and makes finger guns at everyone, smiling*

Aergia

*She sighs and looks down* Woah... All of Shibuya...

Jokerboi

Joker: Huh... those finger guns remind me of someone...

Arsene: That is good to hear. Sorry for grabbing so suddenly, I just didn't want you to fall to your certain doom

Tsugumi-Chan

Warping? Ooh! That sounds sweet! ....but I still dunno who you are...

Jokerboi

Joker: Her name is Lightning. She's a space cop!

Tsugumi-Chan

A space cop? Woah. Sounds intense...

Jokerboi

I know, right?

Aergia

First I've heard of this.

Jokerboi

Joker: I might be getting her job confused, but I'm pretty sure that's what she is.... at the very least, she's a hero of some variety.

Tsugumi-Chan

Wait... Her name sounds familiar... I got it! Does she know Tifa? Tifa Lockhart?

Aergia

Tifa?

Tsugumi-Chan

*nods rapidly*

Aergia

Never heard of her.

-LightningFarron-

I've never been to space...Never met a Tifa either...I'm The Savior. A servant of God made to save the souls of my world before it ends, and guide them into the New World.

*lowers finger guns and as I do, Jokerboi suddenly gets an inexplicable, insatiable hardon....*

Recent events now allow me to manipulate Chaos, the material of Souls. And so far all I can do with it is warp, so...Getting used to it...

Jokerboi

Joker: Yang, I know exactly who that is, and the answer is no. She's from another... time? Place? I dunno

OOC: I know nothing of FF, so don't lynch me

Jokerboi

*Looks down*
Oh god please no. I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONE!

Jokerboi

Arsene: *Is holding back his laughter* Are you ok, trickster?

Joker: SHUT IT

Tsugumi-Chan

Oh... Okay, then... And Joker? Is that your pistol or are you just happy to see me~?

Aergia

Christ Joker. She has a boyfriend.

Tsugumi-Chan

*looks at Aergia* Hoo-ha? Who got a boyfriend? 'Cause I'm single as crap.

-LightningFarron-

I'm single too. I broke up with that Bastard.

Aergia

Oh... what happened?

Jokerboi

Joker: I'm not doing this on purpose! It's not what it looks like! Her friggin Lumina powers did this! Besides, I have a girlfriend too, so I'm not interested in her that way!

Arsene: *Is now laughing maniacally*

Tsugumi-Chan

*looks at Lightning* They piss you off? Their loss, 'cause you are really pretty~

Jokerboi

*Drinks a potion that causes his manhood to return to normal*
Joker: There, that's better. Please don't do that again, Lightning!

Tsugumi-Chan

*snickers* Well, that was a thing! Now I have another story for when I get back to the comedy club~

Aergia

I recorded the whole thing.

-LightningFarron-

Huh? Do what Joker?

*shrugs to Yang*

It's not about looks. Just...My feelings for him weren't real. I did it and said yes because I was weak at the time and it seemed like a way of helping him. It was after he realized he was in love with me and someone else that I began to question things. The other girl...Is like a sister to me. But when I realized my feelings weren't real? It wasn't fair to her. So I broke up with him. I hope they can be happy. And as for me, I should be able to focus now.

Aergia

Woah... that's uh...

Jokerboi

Joker: Aergia.... Please don't do anything with that footage. Star will kill me. And don't play dumb Lightning, you know exactly what you did.

Tsugumi-Chan

Deep. Very and utterly deep.... Like the toilet bowl in the staff room at Beacon..

Jokerboi

Arsene: That is truly a shame, Lightning. I am sorry to hear that young Kazuya wasn't the one for you

Tsugumi-Chan

... And less stinky...

Aergia

... S-Should I land?

Jokerboi

Joker: If that's what you want. I can land and out Lightning down, too

Jokerboi

*put

Tsugumi-Chan

Sure. Fine by me. *gets hit in the face with a bird* ... That would be a smart idea...

Aergia

Yeah... *Earhart begins to descend*

Jokerboi

*Arsene descends alongside Earhart*

Tsugumi-Chan

That was fun, though! Had a blast!

Aergia

Yeah. We should do this again.

Tsugumi-Chan

*nods* Definitely~!

Jokerboi

Joker: I'm down

Arsene: *Sets Lightning Down* As am I, only without random individuals falling from the sky

Aergia

Who knows what would happen next time?

Jokerboi

Arsene: I suppose that's true

Tsugumi-Chan

Whelp, the worst that could happen is a Nevermore tries to eat us...

Aergia

Nevermore?

Jokerboi

Like the poem?

Tsugumi-Chan

Not the poem. *pulls up picture on scroll*
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This.

Jokerboi

Arsene: To be fair, that does look like something Edgar Allen Poe created...

Tsugumi-Chan

...maybe, but it's scarier in person..

Jokerboi

Joker: I've seen worse. I once saw a giant green penis in a chariot *shivers* God that thing was gross

Tsugumi-Chan

*tries to hold in laughter* A giant green penis? Are you shitting me? *bursts out laughing* Oh my god, that is hilarious!

Randomperson2021

Can confirm. Have encountered several green penises in chariots.

Aergia

It's real... but also pretty funny.

Tsugumi-Chan

*laughs harder* O-Oh my Oum! Ow, my stomach! I-I can't breathe! *collapses, laughing*

Tsugumi-Chan

*calms down, letting out a chuckle every now and then* Hah... Anyways, I need to get going. See ya tomorrow, prolly. Bye! *walks off*