"NIGGA WHAT. BOI WHAT. I DID NOT ESCAPE NIFLHEIM AND ARDYN'S SEX DUNGEON FOR MY NEW BEST FRIEND TO BE ROASTED AND TOASTED. ARDYN WAS RIGHT. FUCK LUCIUS." Prompto proceeds to ride off into the sunset with the chocobo and become an MT.
Promptly drops Prompto and starts walking off, stealing his chocobo in the process. "If anyone needs me I'll be back in Lucis, handing myself in. I can't take this anymore." Climbs on the back of the chocobo. "I'm leaving everything to you, Ignis."
"Sugar tits. If your ass ain't as fine as mine then do not speak. I will call that prince stealing motherfucker felicia as I please." Prompto then proceeds to go over to Tidus and punch him in the face in Italian.
"Ok but have you've seen the brotherhood anime? Girls would rather suck on his dick than know his personal interests unlike me. I do both the dick sucking and share his interests in kicking Ardyn's ungodly ass." Prompto huffs gayly and crosses his arms over his chests.
Prompto stares at himself in the mirror and gasps. "HOLY SHIT MY FRECKLES ARE FADING! NOOOO!" Prompto whimpered. "Also what the fuck are you talking about? I still have my dick. You ok there, dweeb? Get a pair of glasses."
"Look, that's their problem." Promto proceeded to reach into his pants and grab his dick. "I still have my dick and if you're implying something else. I don't see it. Get some glasses."
"See? The hispanic bro agrees with me. Stop pushing your lesbian sex fantasies onto people. That ain't cool man." Prompto huffs and puts his dick away.
*a psychosis hologram of Spectre begins to emit next to Prompto*
Greetings Ignis, Prompto, Prince Noctus and Gladiolus. I am Spectre the Black Operations assassin. I've have taken of look of you four and it's very interesting also I've noticing a rapid shift of gender of all of the people in the Nexus, Prompto being the example. Don't worry the effect lasts for two days.
