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Two Girls and a Tsundere Go Shopping
*Meanwhile! Outside Leblanc!*

S-so we can explain..... just.... um... why are you so mad?
Joker: Seriously, chill. You're hurting me!
*Aitome walks behind them with crimson red eyes and red hair

Mmm, im not sure what you can explain.. ive already let my persona take over my body, just to teach you a lesson, this is a rare occasion...
Who's the tsundere?
Arsene: Dear, let me explain *Arsene Whispers in her ear the whole story with Lightning snapping her fingers and causing the two to feel certain things. It was in no way meant to taint innocent young girls, as Aitome thought*
W-wait.... you what?!
*Aitome listens to Arsene and slowly her hair and eye colour go back to blue before she responds

Seriously? That's what happened? Im even more disappointed now..

*Aitome then punches Black Mask and Heartstealer square in the face

Well your lucky I didnt let my persona handle it... we were going to shop right?

*Aitome's expression then lights up

This will be fun! Comon! You paying right?
*Proceeds to get slugged!*

Hey! Arsene explained it didn't she!?

Ugh... that hurts you know.

Um... yeah, we were paying for our own things.
Joker: *Rubs her nose* I kinda saw that coming.... Yeah, we'll pay. Let's get rolling
Arsene: Was that really necessary Aitome?
Great! So where are we going? There are some great places to shop in the Nexus! I hope...
Anyway Joker and I need some new clothes after all that...
Eh, probably not, but it would've been much worse if you didn't explain it honey!
Joker: I walk by this place all the time. Never had a need to go in there until now though...
Arsene: Remind me to never make you upset. Ever.
Really? What place is that?

OOC: Unless we're already in front of said place in which case Mig just reads the sign
You could never upset me dear! Never as badly as these 2 have done today!

*Aitome gives Arsene a warm smile while he takes her hand, however her smile disappears and is replaced with a look of disdain everytime Aitome sees Black Mask or Heart Stealer
Joker: It's this woman's underwear shop... It's called.... something along the lines of "Veronica's Secret". I dunno

OOC: The name is wrong on purpose
Arsene: How could you possibly be upset at them after what I just explained? Those two went through a troubling experience just now. It's not like they enjoyed it
*gulps a bit, overhearing Aitome*

V-veronica's..... you mean.... *glances at Aitome* But we can't take him... can WE even go in there?
Of course you would go here first....anyways you need a pair of everyone don't you?
Good point Arsene, I should take that into consideration, however, that wont be necessary as there wont be a next time! Right Black Mask and Heart Stealer? Right.
W-we seriously cannot control that.

I'm pretty sure it's Lumina's doing.
@Migrant
Joker: We could always make him wait outside. He seems extra particular of hitting us.... could help us catch a break from him... and I mean we're girls, right?
And yes, we need basically everything. Including outfits... but I guess let's start with what's already damaged.
*Whispered*
Well then, you'll be sure to get away from my Precious Cinnamon Bun then correct?
Precious Cinnamon Bun....?

What!?
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: Who?
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: We don't even know who you're talking about!
*Aitome stares down Joker while she whispers

You know I can read your face like a piece of paper, its pretty easy when your in love with their other self, and used to be girl. Anyways ill be outside with Arsene! Go do your thing!
I'm talking about Akari-chan, have you really not noticed I've protected her from everything and been extremely nice to her?
O-okay then....

*whispers to Joker* Maybe Arsene can take him shopping for us?
Joker: What are you- ugh, nevermind. I don't get a word you're saying. C'mon Miggy, we're going into a warzone
Arsene: Dear, why don't we go tuxedo shopping!
A warzone... that's a bit of a strong phrase for it, but okay.
Ill be outside! I should join you but that would be a little uncomfortable for everyone involved
Oh thats right! You have to pick me out one! Take me away my prince...

*Aitome hand in hand with Arsene follows her
Arsene: Right away my dear

*Joker and Mig enter the store, while Arsene and Aitome head off to shop for Tuxedos*
Phew... finally safe.

Words I never thought I'd say in this store.
Joker: That'll keep him busy for a while...
Hopefully he hasn't got a mindset of buying the first thing he sees....

Anyway, what about us?
*Upon entry, Joker and Mig are bombarded with posters of models dressed in undergarments, and does upon rows of straight up underwear*
O-oh.... I feel very conflicted suddenly...
Let's just get this over with...
*The 2 ladies, with much difficulty, selected the most modest pairs, purchased, and then existed the store*
*Exitted
That... actually wasn't so bad.... like purely from a shopping standpoint.

Heh, guess it's less awkward when you blend in with the crowd.
That's probably true. So do we need anything else?
So you guys done?

*Aitome shows up in an extravagant blue Tuxedo, with parts of it looking alot like Jokers Theif outfit

Well that's all I need-need. Though I woouldn't mind getting some outfits other than thi---

*stiffles a laugh at Aitome's outfit*
Joker: In that store, most definitely. Nice suit... kinda looks like mine...

Arsene: I picked it out!

Joker: That explains it...
Is something wrong Black Mask? You better hope its not...

*Aitome's eyes go red
N-no, nothing's wrong at all! You just... look like Joker.
Joker: Oh god Mig don't get her angry
*Aitome's go back to being pale

Well you should save the rest of your shopping for tommorow when Himiki arrives!

*Aitome then steals one last kiss from Arsene before turning back to the "girls"

Oh! Arsene has the receipt "Heart Stealer" ill see you tommorow!

*Aitome then walks off into the night disappearing into the shadows
*Aitome's eyes rip me
Joker: Well, I'm very....exhauseted... after today, so I'm gonna head on home. That is for the shopping, guys! See y'all tomorrow! *Disappears into the shadows*

Arsene: Shopping with you was a fantastic time. Until next time, my dear... *Kisses Aitome before disapoearing*
Well.... um.... I suppose he's right.

So then, how much was that suit?
*a tag seemed to have come off of Aitome's suit with a number so large it barely fit on the small tag
Oh hey, a tag....

*just stares at the price tag...*

*some say she's still staring to this day.*

*nah she went home after that*
Ooc: haha nice one
*THE NEXT DAY, OUTSIDE LEBLANC*

So that was weird.... again.
*Aitome walks out of LeBlanc with a blank stare

I don't ever want to remember that, I'm too innocent for that...
*Walks outside Leblanc*

Since klib won't give me a drink, mind if I tag along? I need a new trench coat...
I barely was able to keep up with it, so you beat me there.
"He appears in front of Migrant"

BOO!
Y-yeah I wanna get my mind off of whatever just happened...
Ahh! Oh, it's just you...

What's going on in there anyway? I thought I heard screaming.
Is better if you don't know it.
*Aitome sees a spash of red on the window

G-glad I'm not there....
So...when are we heading out? I really need this new coat. This one's starting to smell metallic.

*A look of disgust paints across his face*
I hope Joker and Hibki didn't get tied up in that..
OOC: Waiting like 2 minutes here.
Hopefully not. Sheesh.

OOC: Understood.
Doooooooooon't worry, they ware safe.
OOC: are
Ah well, they can catch up. So... where's the good clothing shops here? *looks at Aitome like he'd know*
Hmm, I've never needed to go shopping here... I just wear a few blue hoodies and that's it... Why dont we try where we stopped last night?
Um.... *blushes* I don't think that we'll find much in that store....

B-but maybe near there!
*Walks out of the store and catches up to them*
Sorry, I got distracted! So, where are we going?
*suddenly appears* I know a place with blue hoodies.
!!!!! That...

THAT CAN'T BE...
Well apparently back where we were. You've actually lived here, Joker. Any other clothing shops near there?
.... I didn't mean that store in particular you pervert.... I would totally hit you if we weren't gender swapped...
Oh! Ster, you wear blue hoodies as well? I pretty much exclusively wore them.
Well I guess Star can lead us and we'll start there.

*winces a bit at the hit you line*
Joker: Oh. There's a clothing store that I hit up all the time. Though I only hot up the male section... there is a female section too! Problem is, its more of my style, so i dunno if you guys would like that...
I always wear blue hoodies. It's this store I found nearby. *Starts leading them to the store*
Joker: Star's idea sounds good! Let's do that! *Follows Star*
I follow you!
*Follows Star* I hope this place sells more than just blue hoodies. Though it seems casual so that's a good starting spot.
So you shop at Hot Topic Heartstealer?

*Aitome follows behind Ster
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: No......
*Follows them all silently*
And... we're here! *Stops in front of a store called "Hoodies 4 Everyone"* I found this place while I was shopping for parts for a device I've been making. It has all kinds of hoodies, even some that resist ice.
I bet Joker would look nice in some of their clothes, though. *with a wink and a grin*
What parts were you looking for at a hoodie store?
*Turns to @Starwaddle*

You know anywhere I can go to get a new trench coat? This one's starting to get a metallic smell. Don't ask.
Joker: Thanks Miggy! You'd look good to!

*Sees the hoodie store*
Joker: Hoodies? Sounds good to me. Don't usually wear them, but if still probably look good in them. Do they have black ones?
Huh, that stupid god burned one of my hoodies so I could use a couple!

@Migrant
Also good point! What were you looking for?

@Joker
You seem off... was I really that scary?
I wasn't looking for parts at a hoodie store. I found this place while I was looking for parts. There's a Coats R Your's down the street.
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: You were pretty scary, but that's not why I reacted like that just now. I just didn't know whether you would judge me if I said I shopped at Hot Topic...
Sweet. Thanks. I'll be back, so don't leave me behind.

*Walks off toward the store*
I mean, I wouldn't really care? You seem to look good in black anyways.

Also how many R Us's does this place have?
I mean.... I'd probably have judged me. Before I was me....

That doesn't make sense, does it? Anyway, let's take a look at the hoodies.

And maybe the coats...
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: Thanks!

Joker: So, shall we head on in?
Already ahead of you. *heads on in!*
Right behind you!

*Aitome follows behind
*Shiza comes back looking exactly the same*

Check out the new coat! Do you guys like it?
Joker: Miggy, wait! We need to stick together! I don't know what I'm doing! *Enters begins Mig*
My job of guidance is done, so I'm leaving. I have to prepare the van for diving. *Suddenly disappears*
Well... Hoodies aren't that complex... right?
See you!

You... look the exact same Shila, I though you were going to mix it up, whatever you still look good!
@Migrant
Joker: Male ones aren't. But there are like, a lot of female ones
There are...? Oh boy....
I did! This jacket has a hood. It's also a darker red...I think.
@Migrant
Joker: Well, let's get to it i guess...
It might have been the lighting? Im no expert on this....

Its not that hard! I exclusively wear the same hoodie all week!
Yeah.... *deep breath as they seperate off into the dreaded women's section*
If you feel it is necessary to "mix it up" then I shall need a guide and advice to go with it.
Im coming with! I need a couple of new ones anyways! Atleast when I turn back!

*Aitome follows the girls
Joker: *Walks up to some hoodies and eyeballs them* Hmmmmm.... are there even any black ones?
*Walks by in a new outfit* Hey gals! You going shopping?
Uh...I'll wait here until my services are required.

*Sighs and leans against the wall, a feeling of awkwardness falling upon him*
Y-you dont have to go all out.. all I meant was to get another colour of sorts?

*Aitome skims through the aisles and picks up a couple of blue hoodies at random
Ooooh, Hoodies! Imma get a green one!
Um... yeah. First time....

Seems you've done this before, though.

*eyeballs a few colorful hoodies*

Man... it's easier shopping as a guy.
Joker: *Sees a nice black and red one* Ooh, I likey. But wait, how come it's cut off? What's the point of a hoodie if it doesn't cover the whole body?
Can you guys grab me a black one? I need inconspicuous day to day clothing!
Um, thats to show off more skin Heartstealer... atleast I think.....
To show off skin? But why?
*Picks out a nice green hoodie to match her skirt* This is perfect! I love it! I'm gonna buy it right now!
Black makes you more conspicuous!
Um fashion? I was never big on thoses...
@Aitome_Korichi
Then find me something that isn't!

@Migrant
Apparently it makes you look more sexy.

*Shrugs*
Joker: *Stares confusedly* But what's the point? Man, fashion is weird.... whatever, I like it too much not to get it! *Picks up 3 of the black and red cutoff hoodies* Allright, I'm good! Is everyone else done?
Yep! I picked out a nice green one. Also hi!
*Had mostly avoided the weird cuts in favor of getting multiple colors.* Sure!
*Aitome looks though and picks up a couple of pull over hoodies for Shila

Mmm that should be good!
Alright!

And yeah, hi Bona.
Yeah, those look fine. Just hand 'em to me, and I'll get them.
Oh! Right Bona! Sorry about that! I was distracted... im trying to remember what happened last night....
I was walking by and I saw you guys in a hoodie store! I had to join! I love hoodies!
Wait, you're paying?
It's OK aito!
Allright, then let's pay and leave *Pays for her hoodies and exits the store*
I'll handle mine. I got plenty of yen after a hover board sale I did a while back.
*pays* Hey jokes wait up! *runs after joker*
*Aitome hands Shila the Hoodies and walks out while paying for her own

Mm, whats next on the menu?
Hell yeah, I'll pay. It's the least I could do.
*Immediately hands her ENTIRE stack off to Shiza and exits the store. Dang.*
Um, are you planning on staying as a girl forever Black Mask? I mean, I dont object but....
*Nearly falls over from the sheer amount of stacked clothing*

Ah! JESUS!

*Carefully walks over to the counter, pays the cashier, and walks out with all the clothes in bags*

Here you are. I probably shouldn't have payed. That was most of my weeks pay as an assassin.
Huh? F-forever?

W-what would make you even think that!?
How about skirts! I wanna buy some more just to see.
W-What! H-how much were they?
Oooh, Mig wants to be a tsundere female!
*grabs her bag from Shiza*

I never said that, Bona.
Aaand that's where I leave.

*Changes into his newly bought clothing with an incantation*

Well, see you all later.

*Waves as he enters a portal*
By shi!
Seeya! You said we were going to get skirts? Ive never worn one before...
S-Skirts? Um... that may be a step too far...
Joker: All right, where to next?
@FemBFM04
See ya. I'll be waiting with Reaper in mementos.

@Aitome_Korichi
Hmm...About half a million yen. Maybe more. I ditched the check, so I don't really know.
Okay, fine. Tee shirts then?
I'm sure you'll look great! Your already rocking allot of femine clothing, might as well go all out!
Hmph, what do you think, Joker?
Okay, skirts it is! Let's go!
Joker: I dunno about skirts... I feel like I'd be wearing a Shujin uniform
Joker: Why not just jeans or something?
Please joker? *anime sad puppy face*
Whatever you decide, I'm in it for the ride now, I don't need anything else.
Thanks for backing.... *hears Bona agree to it*

Fine... we'll go LOOK at skirts.
Yaaaaaay! Thanks Mig! *anime happy face*
Ooc: you know the kind
Joker: I guess I'll just look at em. But I'm not promising I'll buy them!
Same. So where's the skirts r' us or whatever it's called?
Alright off we go then... I can't believe im buying skirts with genderbent guys...
Alright, let's go! Onward my brosephines!
It's skirts is we.
I can't beleive I'm going to go look at skirts and not get weird looks for it...
It's not gonna be bad, trust me!
Says you. Skirts are like the ultimate expression of being a girl.
Joker: This is what my life has come to....
Even I haven't worn a skirt.... and I'm the actual girl... then again when you kill off an entire sub division of persona users I guess it can't be helped....
OOC: @FemBFMF04

We're just waiting on you at this point...
Exactly. *starts walking along anyway until they arrive at the store*
Ooc: yeah I know I'm just gonna have my character buy a skirt then she'll head over as will I.
Ooc: you can be in multiple places at once you know

So this is the place? An entire store dedicated to skirts....
Joker: Jeez, they got a skirt for everything nowadays...
*store
Yeah... How do girls manage all this?
S-s-still.... this is pretty weird...
Its not that weird typically! Its just that we are all genderbent!
Yeah... Um, word of advice, don't look too hard at anything.
OOC: Alrighty then.
I should be the one saying that to you...

*Aitome walks into the store
Should be but aren't.

*enters as well*

Huh... Actually not that bad...
Joker: All right..... here goes.... *Enters the store*
*Aitome sighs and face palms

Why did I choose this for myself.... I look so out of place....
*Hbki runs up* Sorry I spaced out.
I-its cool.. all we've done is get some hoodies.... and I really hate saying this... but we are getting skirts at the moment...
Oh hey Hibki, you didn't miss much, just some hoodies.

And yeah.... we're looking at skirts, Bona's idea. *is looking rather intently, though*
Nice! I think I might wear some after I Change back. They're just so comfortable!
Someones excited...... well lets not dally...
*Hibki goes and picks outs more skirts that look like what she's wearing now* Perfect! I better go make sure they fit. *She runs off to the changing room. Almost a little to excited about the situation*
Wait, seriously? Even after?

I didn't even want to come here in the first place...

*Continues looking until she eventually pulls out a pretty standard looking black skirt and stares ati t for a bit.*

Mmm.... well maybe just one won't hurt...
Joker: yeah, let's just get this down already.... I feel like Ann and Makoto would murder me right now....
*Begins browsing the skirts very quickly, so as to speed up the process*
H-hey... M-m-mig... you mind grabbing some blue ones for me.....

*Aitome stands akwardly against a wall with hat covering her face
*Hibki walks back out with her new clothes in a bag* Why do you feel like that. Who knows another version of Futaba would enjoy you being a girl a little too much.
Blue ones? Well okay...

*grabs a couple of blue ones... and a blue one for herself... before taking them up to pay for.*

OOC: I'm gonna bow out here because I have work, but you all can keep shopping. Mig'll just tag along but not post. :P (She's totally going to end up with more than a week's worth of clothes)
@HibkiKuze
Joker: You re talking about Star aren't you? And the answer is yes, she likes me being a girl very much, if you catch my drift....


*Sees A black and red skirt with a J on the front*
Joker: Huh.... I feel like this was almost made for me...
T-t-thanks M-mig...

*Aitome walks out of the store with a slightly red face

Ooc: see ya!
Joker: H-hey, wait for me guys! *Gets that skirt and gets the hell out*
I am never going back there until I atleast change back...

*Aitome has a red face
Yeah I get what you mean. *She shivers* Fumi did so many experiments on me to figure out what happened i don't want to remember.
Joker: I think what I said went over your head, Hibki....
You don't get it she was in full mad scientist mod- ohh! *She cringes* Yep I get ya.
W-whats next..... I don't wanna stay here....
Joker: *smirks* There we go...

Joker: So anyways, are in need of anything else?
Makeup is next silly!
Joker: Makeup!? Ok, no, I draw the line there. I am not doing that to my face!
Oh boy..... just one thing to the next... at least this isnt as embarrassing...
Joker: Aitome, say something! I don't want any damn makeup!
Fine I'll get some for me then. Probably just some concealer anyways.
Hold on... im a guy... that means I dont have to wear make up.... and Heartstealer is a girl....

*Aitome gets an evil grin on her dace
*Fuji walks up* Hey! I got your test results Hibki.
Um... I guess some simple makeup wouldn't hurt...

OOC: Had to, get rekt Joker, now back to being here but non posting.
Joker: *sighs loudly* I will ENTER the store, that is all. I'm not buying anything!
*She jumps hearing Fum's voice* Not the helmet again! Anything but th-. Oh what are the results?
Hehehe no worries Heartstealer I have you covered...
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: Oh god please no
Ohh can I help pretty Joker up?
So looking through the results I can confirm everything from looks to hormones you are a 100% female. Now could I test someone who went from female to male to confirm my hypothesis?
Come on! I bet Arsene would like to see you be prettied up!
W-w-what?
Huh. So this isn't just a change in appearance then. that explains the way I've been acting.
Arsene: *Stifles his laughter* I would love to see Jojer dolled up

Joker: ARSENE PLEASE
Let's put makeup on Arsene as well!
See! I cant decline my darling! Let's get to it!

*Aitome starts to push Heartstealer to the shop

Oh don't worry Black Mask will join you!
*Joker

Arsene: *Stops laughing* Wait what?

Joker: *laughs* Karma is a bitch!
Joker: Nononononono
*Laughing* ahh the teen days to bad I was busy doing experiments to join in.
@Fumi_Kanno
Joker: Please help me lady! I'm not even supposed to be a woman!
*Mumbling* Yeah crazy experiments you mad scientist.
Aww come on, you and I both know you love being a woman!
I'll help you, on one condition. You have to be my next test subject while I investigate this gender swap.
Joker: *sigh* As long as you don't make me look like a circus clown, I guess....
*Whispering to Joker* Don't take her offer. Trust me. The makeup is the lesser of two evils.
Joker: Nevermind, I'm ok lady
*Aitome whispers to Heartstealer

Come on... You and I both know this is the better option.....
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: Fine....
Alright! Dont worry! You'll look great! Off to the store now!
*She grabs Hibki and walks off* Time for more testing!
Joker: *sighs* Oh boy....
Help me! I don't want the helmet again!
Hey um, miss, what exactly are you planning?
I scanned her brain and body for hints as to what's happened. Its a harmless scan.
It's not harmless it hurts like hell! *Hibki breaks away and retreats behind Joker.*
Doesn't sound very harmless.... Himiki seems to be in alot of pain...
Do you want to take her place? After all you went from female to male, and I would love to see results on that.
@Fumi_Kanno
Joker: I suggest you leave before I make you leave. You RE clearly doing something to Hibki *Stays in front of Hibki*
*you're
I dont exactly have time.... oh hey whats that!

*Aitome uses her persona and creates a fire pillar before motioning to HeartStealer and Himiki to run, then he uses his fancy suit to disappear into the shadows
Fine. My lab is open for all who want tested for their answers. *She leaves*
Joker: There, she left.... that was tense
*Aitome reappears

Hmm, rather we didn't use violence, and if im perfectly honest, I dont mind being a guy.
Joker: So, shall we head off?
Well everyone is safe, let's go! We might have to watch our backs though....
Joker: Don't worry, I'm here, so we'll be safe!

Arsene: I shall watch our backs!
Alrighty then let's go!

*Aitome begins to walk towards a cosmetic shop
Jojer: This is gonna be interesting....
Makeup? Alright then.
(The group reaches the store)

Well heres the place! I can never remember the name but I see it on TV alot!

*Aitome grins at Bona

We are going to get Joker and Arsene all pretty! Your helping out!
Sweet! All that research into female culture is gonna finally come into play!
Isn't it makeup are we?
No idea! I guess it is? Anyways I wonder what I should get...
Well, obviously, we GOTTA get some lipstick first! Red really suits her, so find the best red you can find!
Well it suits them both.
Mmmhh, well then let's start looking around and getting stuff then!

*Aitome enters the store and starts to grab all sorts of things
Joker: *She blushes* This is gonna be the worst...

Arsene: *Also blushes* What have I gotten myself into
It's gonna be great! Don't you two worry! I've observed you both well over the past few weeks, and noticed you wear alot of read and black. But Black is more migs color, so I've decided to go with red for you two. Luckily, I found this! *pulls out 2 blood red lipsticks* It's perfect!
Hehehe, don't you worry your pretty little faces, we've got this under control...

*Aitome rings up tons of things, many of them are in different languages and strange colors

Alright I'm done! Can't wait to see how this works out!
Arsene: Dear, please be careful with those

Joker: *sighs, ready to be humiliated*
Of course! Your already beautiful as is so I won't have to do much! I say we've done enough shopping for one day! I'll see you all some other time!

*Aitome kisses Arsene before vanishing into the shadows with the suit.
*Joker and Arsene sigh in relief*
Joker: Looks like we avoided that makeover...
Arsene: Thank goodness
Bai Aito!
Oh, we just....
Postponed it.
The makeover WILL happen.
Seeya jokes! Seeya Mig!
Ooc: looks like I checked in at a good time.


That.... Was way more than a little makeup....

Heh, and that makeover was just for Joker.... Right?
*poofs back* nope. *poofs away*
*Aitome upon vanishing has left a card on the ground reminding the girls that they are both in for a ride
A... Ride....? *gulp*
Joker: Oh no....
Arsene: I wonder when they will attack?